The Call of Captain-thulhu

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   #241

   :lol: well..... if he has got to be king of something might as well be randomness!

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   #242

   Everyone is king of something in their own way. For me, I believe it has something to do with my intelligence, but I may be wrong.

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   #243

   :lol: Nah, I think its your own ego! :wink: (kidding)

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   #244

   Purple Monkey Dishwasher.
   The Circus Elephant Has Lost It's Way.
   The Crow Calls Twice At Midnight!
   Do you have the Dossier?

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   #245

   "Roses are red;
   Violets are blue;
   I'm a schizophrenic;
   And so am I."

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   #246

   I have admitted to several faults of mine, the ego is not it.
   I thought crows cawed 3 times at midnight, but twice at noon.

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   #247

   Did you know that most of the stars in the sky originally had Arabic names that the Europeans Anglicized? For instance:
   
   Fomalhaut=Fum Al Hawt (Not sure about the Fum part)
   Aldebaran=Al Debaran

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   #248

   didnt know that! You learn something new every day!

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   #249

   All hail the all knowing penguin.... please Capn' Grace us with another parable of knowledge... :wink:

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    #250

    The Pinguins are ok but it's the squirrls you must watch out for.
    
    
    Shoot! I think some of that randomness might have rubbed off on me.
    That is not good, no good at all. Wait even this is random, and so was that. And that.
    Please grace us with your lengthy knowlege. there somewhat on topic.
    Erggg!!! How could you do this to an impreshionable mind like mine.
    Teaching me to talk off topic, just you wait. I will find you! j/k
    
    Yay Savage Garden is on the radio!

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    #251

    You know what really gets on my nerves? Really, really gets on my nerves?
    "Lol." That just pisses me off!

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    #252

    ROTFLMAO

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    #253

    What does that mean?!
    I hate net-speak!

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    #254

    Why does "Lol get on your nerves? :?

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    #255

    I just hate it! "Laugh out loud"? "LOL"? It just sounds so stupid. It's a reflection of our laziness, too. I.....I hate it! Sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo-stick, it drives me even more insane than I already am!

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    #256

    :lol: does the little symbol bother you?

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    #257

    Not really.
    
    Ever played Legacy of Kain: Blood Omen, Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver, or Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 2?

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    #258

    :oops: No unfortunately I really don't play a lot of games I don't normally have the time. I wish I had played a few more so I could figure out what you guys are talkin about sometimes

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    #259

    Raziel (Narrating):But I, Raziel, had the honor of surpassing my master. I was bestowed a pair of wings.
    (Raziel, bowing before Kain, unfurls his wings. Kain looks viciously on Raziel and stands up, bidding Raziel also to stand.)
    Raziel (Narrating): For this, I was punished.
    (Kain circles behind Raziel, who looks on suspiciously. Kain grips Raziel's wings as if to feel them, and tears out the wings' bones with a single powerful motion.)
    Raziel: Aaah! (Scream of agony)
    (Scene switch from Kain's throne room to a great rock promontory above the Whirlpool Lake. Kain and his sons, Dumah, Zephon, Melchaiah, Rahab, and Turiel are arrayed upon the promontory. Dumah and Turiel hold their brother, Raziel, by the arms. His bloody, damaged wings hang across his back.)
    Raziel (Narrating): I was sentenced to death, and thrown into the Abyss.
    Kain: Cast him in.
    (Kain turns his back, snarling, as Turiel and Dumah throw Raziel over the edge. Raziel screams and falls into the Whirlpool Lake, and writhes as the water burns away his flesh.)
    Raziel (Narrating as the above scene plays):Falling, plunging. Burning, burning, burning with white-hot fire, as the water, acidic to vampires, devoured my flesh. An eternity of agony, settling finally into blessed oblivion...Or so I thought.
    (Raziel's gaunt, skeletal corpse drifts slowly to the bottom of the lake, but his eyes begin to glow and it is apparent that he is not dead at all. The water seems to shift and Raziel finds himself in a bizzare, green-tinged cavern with a squidlike being {the Elder} all around him.)
    the Elder: Raziel....Raziel.....

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    #260

    You see I have no idea where that came from or what happened before it but it sounds pretty cool. but I cannot grasp the full wieght of the happenings because I am ingnorant to the specific circumstances.

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    #261

    My Game Fu is strong. Do you think you can defeat me?

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    #262

    R-olling
    O-n
    T-he
    F-loor
    L-aughing
    M-y
    A-(fill in the blank)
    O-ff
    
    Thats what ROTFLMAO means

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    #263

    really? I thougt it was some kind of stinky cheese! j/k :lol: And no capn' I doubt I could beat you aftr a;; As I said before I normally don't have enough time for games. Though I do enjoy them!

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    #264

    I'd try but I already know that I would fail horribly. My preference has always been more to the RPGs then anything else. Seems like they're the only things I can play well... Except for Monkey Island :mrgreen:

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    #265

    Hey ho! to the bottle I go
    to fill my heart and drown my woes,
    the rain may fall and the wind may blow
    but there will be..... many miles to go.
    
    Sweet is the sound of the falling rain
    and the stream flowing from Hilton Plain
    from the falling rain and bubbeling brook
    ONLY A MUG OF BEER CAN SAVE THIS TOOK!!
    
    Sorry I think I might be a bit drunk.

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    #266

    Eh... it happens. Heck withthe capn' around we're used to it! :wink:

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    #267

    Hopefully I am not as weird. j/k :wink:
    Watch out for the squirrls!

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    #268

    squirells you are turning nutty aren't you! i happen to like squirrels!

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    #269

    Well, Fiokar, I also prefer RPGs.

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    #270

    As do I! ... wow Capn' getting us back on topic!

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    #271

    Ever played Actraiser? It was an old, RPG-like game for SNES.

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    #272

    Hey! he's quite serious!
    every time i've seen him post it's sorta nutty

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    #273

    Koshtra Pivrachra!

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    #274

    Right back at 'cha!
    pezzo de iditota. j/k :wink:

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    #275

    theres the capn' we know and love! any way No unfortunately This was te first RPG that I played but I have branched out from here and tried a few others however I do believe that i have not found one that I like more than this one!

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    #276

    Ah, Actraiser. One of those gems that's still on my 'to finish' list. It's right up there with Final Fantasy 3/6, Breath of Fire 1&2, and Baulder's Gate 2.

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    #277

    Crap! My dog, Eddie, just vomited on my carpet!

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    #278

    :shock: Wow Capn' we love it when you share things and all but....
    
    
    your dogs name is Eddie wow so is my brother

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    #279

    Actraiser was great, but Actraiser 2 sucked because they got rid of the town building thing.

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    #280

    ... wouldn't know!

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