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#201you said that already. Randomness is one thing, but repetative talking is UNACCEPTABLE!!!
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#202Okay then. I'm carrying on a philosophic conversation with a spork about the nature of pudding. I'm losing. -
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#203hey, the sporks are more organized then you may think!! -
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#204I am quite aware of that. I have several living in my sewing box. -
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#205:? i always wondered why they didn't call it a foon -
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#206Y'know, that's a good question... -
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#207foon is too hard to say. and it sounds like an abbreviation for BUFfoon! -
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#208Or something else that would get our PG rating yanked. -
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#209lol that too! -
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#210you know, there are at any one time about 3-4 guests here, yet none have made any posts. HEY GUYS COME JOIN IN TH FUN!!! -
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#211*whispers* We might have scared them away... -
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#212:lol: never thought of that but spork always reminds me of ham I hate ham! -
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#213I love ham. And captainpenguin is gone so now is the best time to join in! -
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#214That is very true. Of course, we're being only slightly less random than he usually is. I blame the grog. -
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#215it will certainly do the trick sniper spy is right if you read this go ahead and join in! -
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#216Y'know it's a good thing I haven't had any caffiene recently. It really is. -
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#217Where did Sniperspy go? -
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#218bout to ask you the same question! must have been time for bed I guess -
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#219srry. My comp bugged out on me yesterday, and I just left it off! -
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#220No worries I know how it goes! :D -
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#221yep, my computer could go wrong if I had my own power generator for it, and it would still mess up due to a "power" failure. -
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#222:D mine just wants to throw me of the internet! -
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#223mine will do that if Im using the net. Otherwise it just freezes, and then the noises it makes as its restarting are eerily simaler to laughing!! -
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#224How on earth did this thread make 16 pages? That's just unnatural. -
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#225its become the official post booster thread!! -
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#226SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS ON A POGO-STICK!
What in the name of Great Cthulhu happened to this site while I was gone?!
Sixteen pages? SIXTEEN PAGES?! -
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#227Dammit! I missed so many good conversations!
I'm sorry but I'm about to launch into unbridled profanity:
DARSH! SLUKK! ZNAUG! AKKL! VNISH! GLAGTAR!
.........And ass. -
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#228Zorbulax the Snarfy is coming! He is the weasel overlord of the Universe! -
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#229I can't believe it. I just can't believe it.
I was gone for four days. My thread doubled in size. Other Greetings threads gained pages.
But wait, here's what I can't believe:
I know that sometime through the four days, Ria Hawk was here. Perhaps several times. She contributed to Greetings, a lot.
But not one new post on Deadspace: Welcome to Delta Ghede.
Not one! Hmmm........
Bah! -
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#230There was a cool song that I read on my trip that I thought would give you guys something to think about, but now I can't remember it, dammit!
GRUNKLEZSNORTZ!
JJFJFJFJGFJFFFJFFFFJFJFJFJJJFJFJFJFJJFJFJFJFJJJFJFJFJFJJFFJJFJ!
Hulasikali Wala, the wind of the demon in the open desert.
VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN -
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#231WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SACRAFICE YOUR PARENTS TO CTHULHU! GIBBER SOFTLY AT THE ALTAR OF DARKNESS!
IA CTHULHU!
CTHULHU FTAGHN!
IA CTHULHU! -
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#232I am the Sporkmaster of Voonsnarker Blidgezroox -
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#233Okay, you're very odd. Anyway, most of this increase in number of pages was done one one night, and I was coming down off of finals and trying to pack to come home. The reason I didn't post to the Deadspace thread was that I needed to think about what I was gonna say, then I forgot to do it.
Dust mites are scary. -
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#234Dust mites are scary! Almost as scary as fire ants.
Did you ever read the Book of Squiggly the Stinky by the light of a single earwax candle?
My friends Ninja Nate, Chimpanzee Joe, and Ashton the Sleepless are behind me, and I suspect that they may assassinate me at any moment. -
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#235Then turn around, you inebriated waterfowl. -
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#236Hmmm....
I find that life is more interesting when Ninja Nate has put a knife in my skull.
You just wait! When your life shifts nine inches to the left, you'll see the truth, man! -
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#237Go NOW to www.cheapassgames.com
It has cheap, cool games like BRAWL, Devil Bunny Hates the Earth, Pass Me the Brain, and Lord of the Fries.
They're cool and cheap.
Yeah!
I like BRAWL. A good game of BRAWL can be played in less than a minute. -
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#238Wow a minute you say. where did you go to capn'? -
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#239I went to Newport and Yachats, in Oregon.
Surprisingly, for two of four days, it didn't rain. And the two days it did rain, I was either driving there, or leaving. -
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#240*bows down to captainpenguin* You must teach me the ways of the randomness master, you are truly king!