The Call of Captain-thulhu

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   #441

   nice double post. I think he doesnt hire the elves. He offers them shelter for their services!

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   #442

   Sorry computer is all screwed up!!!! I guess I need a nap maybe I am going to bed night sniperspy!!!

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   #443

   Either that. or he kidnapped the elves and forces them to work all year long
   (Expecially on christmas) while he puts on a happy Christmas face for the kids on Christmas and the rest of the year on his fat bum yelling at the elves to hurry.
   
   We should call the E.L.F.'s (emergancy legandary forces) and have Santa charged for elven abuse. Give the shop over to the king of the poles. Who ownes Antartica? Does anybody live there?

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   #444

   The penguins live in Antarctica!
   
   Duh!
   
   We aquatic fowl are the stewards of the Ice Continent, from the Coast of Gjrakkal to the Mountain of Antarktos and beyond!
   
   Nobody owns it! Silly human. You all think that this peice of land and that peice of land is owned iron-fisted by somebody. Well it's not!

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   #445

   Well Sor-ry! I don meen to get up in chou' grill. Boo-yeah!

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   #446

   somebody has to do it though. Its inhealthy to hold it in for too long!

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   #447

   Are you sure Santa employs elves? They sound more like gnomes or dwarves to me...

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   #448

   He employs dwarvish elves. They only live in cold climates and are very small!

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   #449

   I would classify them as a form of fey.
   Ya' know, a sort of ice-fairy thing.

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    #450

    maybe, but elves isnt the correct term. More like pansy faeries.

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    #451

    somebody has to do it though. Its inhealthy to hold it in for too long!

    
    
    What?! :o are you implying something here?

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    #452

    ANGER, Im implying ANGER!!!

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    #453

    Green cheese guts.
    
    MONKEY FLAMES!!!!
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Yes.

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    #454

    thats not anger, thats random spouting!

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    #455

    If you like.
    
    But I was not implying anger. You were implying anger. Not me.
    
    You are not me.
    
    sniperspy does not = Captain Penguin

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    #456

    no, but captain + Penguin does!!!

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    #457

    :x well if they are not elves then I am suing for misrepresentation!!!!! what would you calssify Santa as I mean He cannot be a mere man unless he is replaced every couple of years! And if that is the case then how do they choose the next Santa?

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    #458

    DEMONS OF PIE!
    DEMONS OF PIE!
    WE'VE GOT DEMONS OF PIE!
    YEAH! PIE DEMONS!

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    #459

    Quickly!
    Before the mummy rot devours us all!

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    #460

    Within the great step-pyramids and stone-carven structures of the Lizardfolk city of Tlanxca, their is a great, toad-like being, sheathed in gold, the remains of the ancient high-pirest Xlaxtala.

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    #461

    havnt you ever seen "The Santa Claus"? Santa has special magic to help him have long life. If someone kills him, they have to become the new Santa (If it was an accident)

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    #462

    Silence!
    Cease your useless babbling before I cast you screaming into the flaming Pits of Zardok with arrows in your head and a spear in your chest!

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    #463

    Yeah :roll: your one to talk capn' j/k :wink:

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    #464

    Doo-wop doo-wop.

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    #465

    :D Shoo - be - doo- be- wop - wop - Bang - Bang

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    #466

    Zow-zow-zow-doobie-doop-doowap!

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    #467

    Capn' do you dance as well? No wait we already covered that........ um do you pla any instruments?

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    #468

    No.

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    #469

    Its ashame I know people who would pay good money to see a penguin play the harmonica or something!!!

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    #470

    how bout you adel? you play anything.
    
    I play bass!

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    #471

    Currently learning to play the piano!!!

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    #472

    i taught myself how to do that. Not very good though because I had no interest.

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    #473

    well lets just say that I am not very musically inclined though I would like to be!!!

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    #474

    I can make cool tunes in my head. Not lyrics. Lyrics are unnecesary. Only the music.

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    #475

    wow, and I thought I was the only one.

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    #476

    Its ashame I know people who would pay good money to see a penguin play the harmonica or something!!!

    
    
    I know good people who would pay to see a penguin playing the banjo.
    
    I am teaching myself to play the electric guitar with no avail(?rite word?)
    I am a big fan of music all kinds except country and some rap. the only rap artist I like is Eminem(sp?)

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    #477

    right word, just say TO no avail. not WITH no avail!

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    #478

    Thank you for the grammer lesson Professor. Just Kidding (Happy Cap'n Crunch?) but at the moment I am a little pissy I just got back from my cousins graduation party where like at every family event it is about the eldest or favorites and our newest member. Even happens on my birthday.
    Last year my cousin said, "Oh is today your birthday? I never connected it with the 4th" I celebrate my birthday on either July 4th 5th or 6th depending on the year and I was born on the 6th :x makes me feel so so special.

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    #479

    Yes!
    Triumph over that infernal "J/K"!
    Bye the way, nice picture.

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    #480

    the evil j/k? Well then I guss Im slightly eveil as I will use it till the day I die!

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