The Call of Captain-thulhu

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   #1

   You're a very strange, strange little man.

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   #2

   :lol:

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   #3

   So, is this an example of how Captainpenguin usually is? He still seems strange to me.

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   But that's not the half of it, my plastic, clicking, turning-based friend!
   
   Monkey flames! Orange soda on a rocket ship!
   
   
   I'm not flying! HAHA!

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   Thats my personal action figure, not me. And if this isn't the half of it then you are truly insane....COOL!!!

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   #6

   Hmm... it may have been 8-bit Theater that got him started. It seems like he hasn't been the same since we steered him over that way...

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   No, acturly, 8-Bit Theater only sparked it. My eccentricities are like the oil wells beneath the Middle East; They are mostly untapped. Without something to spark my weirdness, I'm quite quiet, calm, introverted, and innoffensive.

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   #8

   Hmm... I think 8-bit Theater is silly.
   
   At least the first hundred strips... let's see the others! :wink:
   
   Thanks for the link, hope I don't get weirder this way too... :roll: :shock: :? :wink: :lol:

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   I'm afraid there's small hope of that. The charaters stay preety consistant through out the whole thing.

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    #10

    I'm very afraid of being crushed to death between a bison and Larry Flint.
    Very, very, very afraid.
    If I were ever on a field with a bison and Larry Flint, I might just kill myself.

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    #11

    I really like strawberries, though.
    Strawberries are very tasty. Tasty and red.
    Red fruit is cool. But not in the Sword of Truth series. In the Sword of Truth series, all red fruit in the Midlands is poisonous and kills you. Kills you dead!

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    #12

    "Yes Captain!...Yes Captain!...Hello Mrs. Pigglesworth!...The frogs are attacking!...Who brought the salad?"
    
    Sorry, but if everyone here is going to spout off randomly, I better learn to do so as well.

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    #13

    "That's the way, sniperspy! Spout, dammit, spout! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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    #14

    Spout huh?
    
    Pencils are pointy...water is wet...Woof...Woof...black is dark...free the gorillas...death to fireflies...rolling along...honk if you love fishing...where are my pants?

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    (Dons a black robe like Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars and cackles menacingly.)
    
    "You learn well, my young apprentice.

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    (Whips out a referee's whistle and uses it)
    
    WHOA!! Penalty Captain Penguin and sniperspy. 10 minutes for bad impersonations. Reality check guys.

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    #17

    Reality check guys.

    
    
    Rea... Regh... Rey... Relll...
    
    What's that word about here?

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    #18

    *pauses to let randomness slip away* Thanks. I am usually rather level headed, but I can get pretty strange when in the right compony!

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    #19

    Ia Cthulhu!
    Ia Shub-Niggurath!
    Ia Yog-Sothoth!
    Ia, Ia, Ia!

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    #20

    What's that word about here?

    
    
    Reality, n.; 1. The state or quality of being real; actual being or existence of anything, in distinction from mere appearance; fact.
    
    Basically, it's a way to keep the insanity in check.

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    #21

    reality, that dreadful yet inevitable word of our everyday lives

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    #22

    (Sigh)The thing we love to hate.

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    #23

    No reality could penetrate the armor of my insanity!
    
    Come fly with me...Oh, baby!
    And now, Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. No, wait, I can't do it justice. The song is just too cool.
    
    By the way, I just got Final Fantasy Origins. It has FF1 and FF2 on it. FF1 is pretty light fare, but all in all, it's playable, and sometimes pretty cool. If you're trying to find a game with a deep story and powerful plot elements and well developed characters, I don't recommend FF1. I haven't played FF2, yet.

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    #24

    I can be crazier than the rest of you combined, if opportunity struck.

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    #25

    Well if you call that water is wet woof woof thing crazy, well then, my friend, I could crazy you under the table!
    
    WOOHAH!

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    #26

    that wasnt crazy, that was random. I can be extremely crazy when the right time comes.

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    Don't even start. I'm an anime fan/theater person/role-player/wannabe teacher/writer. By definition I'm utterly insane, and very, very weird.

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    #28

    Yeah, well I'm a role-player/anime otaku/comic book artist/artist/writer/student/video-game player/computer-game player!
    SO HAH!!

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    #29

    Oh, yeah, I've now played FF2, and it's pretty cool. It actually has a story, unlike FF1.

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    #30

    Okay, I admit you've got me beat out with the artist thing.

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    #31

    Yes! That means I win! But nice attempt, Ria Hawk.

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    #32

    Lesse...
    
    Writer/theater technician/computer gamer/pen-and-paper gamer/Game Master (11+ years)/generic anime otaku/lifeform who honestly believes he's an ex-dragon with far, far too many lifetimes of existence behind him/Discordian.
    
    ...Don't mind me, I'm just the lunatic background noise.

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    #33

    Umm.. I think Kassil's got you beat out, Cap'n.

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    #34

    If nothing else, the Discordian part outmuscles just about everything. A disciple (not worshipper!) of the Goddess of Chaos, Mischief, Confusion, and Laughter rates fairly high up on the lunacy chart...

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    #35

    im the same as captainpenguin except Im not an artist.

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    #36

    Dammit, Kassil!
    
    Hey, sniperspy, if you're interested in the Cthulhu Mythos and H.P. Lovecraft (Y'know, Cthulhu, Yog-Sothoth, Shub-Niggurath, Azathoth, Nyarlathotep, Nodens, Eibon, Dagon, Mordiggian, Athlach-Nacha, Chaugnar Faugn, the Elder Things, the Yithians, the Nightguants, Randolph Carter, and the rest of that lot), try going to the H.P. Lovecraft Library.
    http://www.ech-pi-el.com/lovecraft/works/index.htm
    Cthuugle is also good, though it's more for fans who know what they're talking about.
    www.cthuugle.com

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    ...Hey, I said I'm background noise.... I'm too bananas to be a single concise object. Therefore, while I may beat you as a lunatic, Cap'n, you still register on the lunatic meters more readily than I do.
    
    ...Most people whack the meter a few times when a mountain range reads as insane, anyway.

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    #38

    Ah...But are you mad?
    Or just insane?
    It takes a special kind of crazy to be.....mad!
    (I consider myself mad, but maybe I'm not....Nah, I am!)

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    #39

    Ive been called mad before. Of course, the person who said it was himself mad, so I don't really know.

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    Well, in any case, I don't really care who's crazier than who, just that we're all insane to some extent. I mean, if you want all out random insanity, look no further than ephemeralstability (ep, you know what I'm talking about.), but if you want....madness.....Well, you can find that anywhere around here.
    
    Does anybody ski? I ski and I think that summer is overrated.

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