Tavern Talk around or somthin...

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   *a bold looking samurai takes a seat by himself in the tavern* "barmaiden saki please" *the samurai then removes his two swords at his side and sets them on the table. The green Sheath and hilt reflect the light from poloshed colored wood under a laqure coating. The samurai then ujusted his kimono and produced a sack of coins seting three out for the barmaiden when she arives with the saki* "please none of that grog...only saki" *the samurai then ties back his hair into a pony tail and smiles* "im Umbra...or atleast thats my nickname."

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   #2

   It's sake, not saki.

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   #3

   i thought you said it was saki you little hipo.

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   #4

   Nope. It's sake.

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   #5

   Whatever. Anyway....
   
   A penguin, standing four feet tall and wearing a ridiculous pirate costume, including a pirate captain's hat with an enourmous feather plume, a stocking cap beneath that, and goggles with rose colored lenses. A wooden sword, apparently a toy, is thrust through his belt.
   
   "D'arr! I be Cap'n Penguin, Master of the Famous, World-Renowned, Unfortunately Permanent Brigade! I'm sure yeh've heard 'o' me! Are you buyin'? 'Cuz I'll drink with yeh'!"

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   "yes yes im buying" Said umbra with a smile. "take a seat by my side and wait for the sake with me." said umbra while pating the seat next to himself.

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   An older mage in the near corner looks up from his tome.
   
   "Welcome young samurai," said the elder through immensely thick and long multi-hued hair. "My name is stromalan Gerthal." Suddenly, he spoke very loudly,"barkeep bottles of sake for everyone; in honor of our new guest." After the drinks were served, Strom began smoking a pipe and, once again, reading his tome.

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   #8

   Sips his sake and bows low to the mage. "nice to see a scholer these days." "and you penguin come sit don't be a stranger."

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   A woman in a corner lifts her bottle of sake, "Thanks Strom! Knew I could count on you to get me one!"
   
   She stood, and crossed the room to the others in a swift movement.
   "Hello, Almatari is my name," She smiled and extended a small, calloused hand to the Newcomer. It is expected to be calloused since she is the Sheildmaiden and one of the Soldiers of the Citadel.
   "Sword slashing and Arrow Shooting are my business." She said, proudly, "I hope your stay is a joyus one."

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    #10

    The penguin waddled over and sat, taking a butter knife and chopping off a small piece of table to eat. "Mmm...Oak!"

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    #11

    ummm, a true warrior would never take his swords out and set them out of easy access. There are too many people to leave them on the counter.
    (just thought id point that out)

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    #12

    I disagree...there there for easy access for me...try it if you like

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    #13

    *an elven warrior draws his longbow and picks off the samurai before he knwos what hit him, his swords were just to far away to garb and deflect the arrow*
    
    (not really, but you said try if I must!)

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    #14

    Personally I keep mine on me at all times and beside me when I sleep or *ahem* bathe. Like right in my hand. Just in case.
    
    *Fiddles with her sword at her hip.* oh, I also have a dagger in my boot. one on my thigh and my bows. Just in case. :wink:

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    #15

    another thing you don't do is tell people when you are unarmed, and the exact location of all your weapons. There is always a villian in your midst wherever you are.

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    #16

    "Bet you'll never guess where my real sword is! See this toy? It's actually my real sword in disguise! Oh, wait....Dammit!"

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    #17

    funny, never have a toy that looks like your sword!

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    #18

    oh and your attack just now..*points the the arrow in the wall behind him* missed.
    
    *larue smilled and waggled the tanto in his hand that he had draw in time to deflect the arrow*

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    #19

    right, so now your arsenal is vast enough to weigh you down considerably!

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    #20

    no...samurai swords are considerably lite. and a tanto is almost negligable. *said larue and he stowed the tanto back into its sheith in a hidden flap*

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    #21

    ya, but the armor is already heavy, and would slow you when trying to draw the tanto.

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    #22

    who ever said i was wearing armor when i don't need it. im still a young samurai and my daimyo won't permit me to wear armor. so i follow his rules and do not. *sips his sake slowly*

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    #23

    Then you really would be dead from that arrow I fired!

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    #24

    yes yes, but enough come sit drink i disslike bickering *said Umbra with a smile* ill even buy you a drink.

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    #25

    ok, but no sake for me.

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    #26

    One grog for my new freind barkeep!

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    #27

    umm, I believe Captain is the official supplier of that drink. Other places just don't have that pirates touch!

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    #28

    hmm well then....guess you'll just have to wait.

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    #29

    NO!
    No grog for you! Only sake! And ale! And all that!
    This grog is mine! ALL MINE!
    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    (Transforms his toy wooden sword into a giant blue sword with golden glowing symbols)
    DIE!!!!
    (Chops the table in half)

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    #30

    *quickly saves his ale and Umbras Sake as the table is cleaven in two. Handing the Sake to Umbra, he stares in disbelief at the magical blue sword*

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    #31

    *A tall and broad shouldered Half-Orc blunders in through one of the walls*
    
    Missed the door again! Darn!
    
    *The half orc gives the patrons and stupid (no, it's not faked) grin and waves*
    
    Heh, Hi! My name is ... ... ... Oh! Yhea! Agar! Heh heh heh.
    
    *As he lowers his once waving hand, you notice his glove is made from a face. If you look closer, you can make out it was an Illithid (mind flayer) face and the mouth tentelces have been made into fingers.*
    
    Where's the Grog?

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    #32

    "Nice shooting,"exclaimed strom, as stares at the arrow which landed inches above his head.
    
    (after a few puffs of his pipe)
    
    "now that I am sober once again, I need another drink."

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    #33

    "Um, Captain? Where did you find Sting? Master Frodo was lookin fer it." Says a small chap, about waist hight, "If yer don mid givin it back now,"
    
    "I DO Mind darn it!" Captain hacks up more tables.

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    #34

    "I'll show you, you little bastard!" Captain Penguin finishes slashing the table and chases the hobbit around swinging his Super Magnificent Meta-Fantastic O-Katana of Fate! (Insert echoey "-fate-fate-fate-fate" noise here)

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    #35

    *silently sips his sake then grabs the little penguin bops him on the head with the hilt of his katana takes the penguins sword and throws it into the wall* there now, have some sake. *slams down a glass right infront of the captain* there drink. *Umbra then smiled and siped his own sake*

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    #36

    *watches the fun with a slight chuckle and takes another sip of ale. It was a good night tonight!*

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    #37

    *retrieves his sword, the Super Magnificent Meta-Fantastic O-Katana of Fate (Fate-fate-fate-fate-fate-fate), and continues chopping things!*

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    #38

    *watches all with great confusion*
    
    So ... where grog?

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    #39

    "You've got me humble orc"*sips his sake* "but your welcome to have some sake if you like."

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    #40

    I think we need to get the orc out of here. Glowing blue swords traditionally don't like them!

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