Tavern Talk around or somthin...

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   #41

   Does everybody just love the color blue? cause almost everything is blue.
   
   I like Yellow!!! and Lime Green!!!

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   #42

   WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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   #43

   im into the metallic silver! Thats the only color I like on any car!

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   #44

   I have my eye on a yellow mustang convertable or with a sun roof...

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   #45

   Awww, can't a half-orc just have some grog in peace?!
   
   *stomps over to that bar and hops over, rummages for a bit and pulls up two kegs of grog. He ties a rope harness around one and taps it. After carefully boring a hole through a cork, he guts a nearby cat and cleans out a length of intestine. One end of the cleaned intestine goes in the cork, which goes in the keg, the other is fitted with a needle cactus thorn, which is hollow, hence the name needle cactus. He hoists the keg of grog upside down and check to make sure the grog can flow out the needle without leaking. He hold the working contraption up to Captain Penguin*
   
   Yo Capt'n! Strap-on Grog I.V. You want?
   
   *Wonders which vein Captain Penguin will put it into*

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   #46

   *Captain Penguin stabs the I.V. into his brain-vein!*

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   #47

   *watches as the pierced brain causes random spasms in captains leg*
   
   Ya, a mustang would be nice, but I want an RUF CTR-2!!

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   #48

   Mmmmm.....Grog in my brain...

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   #49

   it goes straight to your head anyways!

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    #50

    I am going to beg my father when I am with him to take me car shopping.

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    #51

    ok, tell me if you get the car you want!

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    #52

    *watchs this all and then passes out*

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    #53

    *fashions another grog IV and inserts it in Umbra's brain vein as well*

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    #54

    *decides there is too much grog going around, and quietly excuses himself from the room!*

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    #55

    *walks in, takes a look around, and has a seat*
    
    ?
    
    I missed something.

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    #56

    You sure did!
    You've been gone for, like, months!

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    #57

    sits up and pulls the IV from his head...then sticks it into the orcs cheak his cheak then began to bulge from the grog.

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    #58

    months? has it really been that long? i guess i have been gone a long while!

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    #59

    LONG WHILE?!!!
    
    You haven't posted since....Like, ever!

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    #60

    Got me....

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    #61

    okay! i have been gone forever. but i got side tracked by real life. i'm back now. there's like some invisible force that refuses to let me leave.

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    #62

    "confusius say, life big pain in ass"

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    #63

    never were truer words spoken.

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    #64

    lol

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    #65

    thats for sure.

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    #66

    I get the meaning but even during a crisis I am here, on the internet, it is my friend my console my life. I live on this dang thing.

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    #67

    same here, but im slowly weaning myself off of it!

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    #68

    I used to live on the internet, but not anymore since ninety percent of my time is spent surfing the net at work. When I get home, it's rare that I turn my computer on.

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    #69

    I am in front of a computer for 8 hours a day and then go home and normally pal around on it for a little bit, so I know what you're talking about. Work forces me to stay!
    
    Pacdiddy

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    #70

    Pacdiddy? right...
    
    I hardly get the chance to get on at work since I file (the old fashoned clip the shite in the folder) and run the xerox machine. I like that! The fun wheerr, wheerr, sound! and the fax machine! now that is cool.
    
    My job isn't "Work" but for 6 dollars an hour and only working 3 days a week is great!!!
    I only work for extra pocket money. I am 15 so it's not like I HAVE to work to support a family or anything...

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