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Quotes of, by, and for, the Citadel
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#121You may have missed the part where sweet coppa, guanciale, or your favored crumbled sausage can be added if that's just too much vegetable for you :P
And I just now noticed Val's quote, which is funny lol -
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#122I don't know what those first two things are, but I like sausage, and with something like eggplant, how could you go wrong with something like a nice bit of bacon?
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#124I am and always shall be an Acolyte of Mathom. I can make my excuses for having too many games and not enough players, but the fact that my campaigns are always half ready is entirely my own doing. ~~PeteBain -
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#12500:01:28) Chaosmark: What is G2?
(00:02:11) Murometz: only the greatest @!#$ing thing since G1
(00:02:37) MoonHunter: LOL
(00:02:40) Chaosmark: Congrats, do you now feel closer to your IT support staff? Because that was a @!#$ing useless answer.
(00:03:03) MoonHunter: LOL I am loving that answer
(00:03:06) MoonHunter: G2 is my Roleplaying Game. It is also known as Convergence Point.
G1 was Continuum, the first edition version of my game.
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#126Regarding the following snippet of conversation, his betters have deemed fit leave to leave it to this humble writer to record it for posterity.
PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.
Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p
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#127
Silveressa: don't threaten the GM remember I can get a free level by having you neutered ;)
Lady Wolf: you wouldn't
Silveressa: we have magic to restore you after so technically I would neuter my way up to 20th inside of an afternoon ;)
Just another normal evening in the Citadel. -
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#128
(Murometz): i am ghost of muro's past
(Murometz): but but i kinda like it
Lady_Wolf: technically fecal matter is the remains of peoples past ;)
(Murometz): make that future
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#129Echo: no, really, you run out of the swamp full of monsters, hide in the first house, and someone sets Mystic on fire. (out of context but still. FYI, Mystic is a person.) -
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#130Cheka man: ....You don't mine this planet, this planet mines you -
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#131Siren no Orakio: But, really, all you need is: Have you ever wanted to be a dwarf, dig into mountain halls, and fear unholy amphibious undead elephants that scale walls and murder your entire family while you sleep? Your wait is over, your dream is here
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#132Silveressa: which is why you wash your hands before using the computer ;)
Silveressa: otherwise the next person that uses it will get stinky fingers too
Lady_Wolf: :lol:
Silveressa: *sticky
Murometz: whatever do you mean? :P
Murometz: and stinky
Lady_Wolf: remember that TMI line chicka? you crossed it again. ;)
Silveressa: cross it? hell I live on the wrong side of that these days! -
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#133Lady Wolf: We're happy to entertain you with our boredom :P
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#134Scrasamax: I liked it better when he kept his weird in the Dark Tower
Pariah: and finally, the gunslinger was written when he was firmly in the abuse of all available substences camp, and yet has only mild existential dread
Pariah: ...
Pariah: ****ing **** **** **** **** **** whore bull**** ****ing tit licking son of an eight legged whore, you beat me to the septology...
Scrasamax: The weird is always there, but the drugs did what they did and he wrote his often perverse horror. The weird was channeled into the Dark Tower, which at times, feels like someone playing through a plane jumping Dying Earth RPG
Scrasamax: bwahahahaha
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#135Scrasamax Political correctness is the colon cancer of communication -
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#136Ancient Gamer: Every so often I talk to women.
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#137I've got some phosphorus, if anyone wants it. :|
~Dozus (after his character found some phosphorus :lol:) -
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#138"...And if the players have found a way to bring a 20 foot ladder or scaffolding into a dungeon you have failed as a DM."
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#139Steel_Claws
You wake in a pub and see that it's full of were creatures, and they're all staring at you with a scared look on their faces. As you continue on into the pub you look at your arm. You notice that your arm is covered in thick brown hair. As you continue on into the pub you look in a mirror, and staring back at you is a 7 foot werebear. As you continue into the pub people start to shy away form you. one by One. Once you go the bar you ask the weretigress that's the bartender and begin to ask her why everyone is shying away from you, and she begins ro tell you why.
~Steel_Claws
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#140Maggot: Is Eric Flint the one who will complete what Robert Jordan began?
Strolen: I thought he was the one who owned Hustler.
Wulfhere: That's LARRY Flint. Ewww, what an idea. The Wheel of Time written by Larry Flint. (Wulfhere goes to wash hands...)
Scrasamax: The Wheel of Time written by Larry Flynt? Well for one thing there would be alot more pictures, and a lot less of that words business. :lol:
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#141
Maggot: Is Eric Flint the one who will complete what Robert Jordan began?
Strolen: I thought he was the one who owned Hustler.
Wulfhere: That's LARRY Flint. Ewww, what an idea. The Wheel of Time written by Larry Flint. (Wulfhere goes to wash hands...)
Scrasamax: The Wheel of Time written by Larry Flynt? Well for one thing there would be alot more pictures, and a lot less of that words business. :lol:
Man, where did you find this??? -
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#142Muro: I am not a DWARF!!! I'm like 5'11" in heels!!!! -
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#143Captain Penguin: you are going to MAP OUT THE ENTIRE GALAXY?!
PlainWhiteSocks: Something I did in the past that worked "ok" was to list the travel times and costs to travel to all the different systems(planets). It resulted in a big chart (really big, even bigger than that :shock:), but it was handy to have at the gaming table.
Murometz: why can't we get more members with names like PlainWhiteSocks?
MoonHunter: because I have only so many friends. And most of them are special. -
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#144The Necromancer's guild does share some traits with the Occult Brotherhood; Just as Cheez Whiz shares traits with a fine Double Brie.
~Shadoweagle -
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#145Cheka Man: *imagines a magnetic planet*
Dozus: Earth is magnetic.
Cheka Man: :)
Cheka Man: goodnight
Dozus: Goodnight. :)