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Favorite Movie Quotes
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Favorite Movie Quotes
#1Going to bed but had to throw the topic up there before I forgot. Thought about it when I was looking for a quick Princess Bride quote.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.' But, only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!' --Vizzini, Princess Bride
"My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Do or do not; there is no try." --Yoda, Star Wars
"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else." - Fight Club.
May flood with some more later. -
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#2You forgot to add Vizzini's "hahaha, hahaha, haha..." *thump* :lol:
Hmm other movies quotes.....
"Yippie Ki Yay, mother f***er" - Bruce Willis, Die Hard. and if he didn't say it, he shoulda
"I'll be back" - Arnold Swatzenager (sp?), Terminator
"Duh du....... Duh du....... Duh du duh du dada!!!!!!" Orchestra, Jaws :twisted:
Ok, I'm not the best quote person, but they're out there.
*waits for the Jerred's quote* -
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#3No Luke, I am your father! That one phrase sent shockwaves through all of my friends and I when we saw the Empire Strikes Back when it was first released. -
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#4Oh, Lord. You really shouldn't get me started. I have at least forty-seven typed pages of quotes, and half a notebook that I haven't yet typed.
SOme quick ones:
My signature line. I don't really want to type it again.
"I am a coward. And Jerryth scares me." - Hoggle, Labyrinth
"You know how I love watching you work. But I have my country's five hundreth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped." - Prince Humpherdinck, The Princess Bride
"I help this guy, Humpherdinck suffers?
"Humilations galore!" - Miracle Max and Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
"Tell me, Charles. Does it ever wake you in the middle of the night? The fear that they might pass that foolish law, or one just like it, and come for you. And your children."
"It does indeed."
"What do you do, when you wake up to that?"
"I feel a great swell of pity for the poor soul that comes to that school looking for trouble..." - Magneto and Prof. Xavier, X-Men
There will be more later, but I have stuff I need to do right now. -
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#5My youngest son is named Lucas. I get to be Darth Vader for the Rest of his life. :twisted: -
Outlaw Josey Wales (theme post)
#6You a bounty hunter?
A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
Dyin' ain't much of a living boy.
Its always like that, though. Whenever I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
I notice that whenever you get to dislikin' someone, they ain't around long either.
Don't piss down my back, and tell me it's rainin'.
For the girl, we might get 20 horses. For the old woman, we might get one donkey.
Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.
All I have is a piece of hard candy. But it's not for eating. It's for lookin through.
I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
You told me those men would be treated decently.
They were. They were decently fed and then they were decently shot
( I could go all day. This is one of my favorites of all time and has great quotes through the whole darn thing :!: :!: ) -
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#7"Fly, you Fools!" -Gandalf the Gray
"Fuck You!" -Otto from Repo Man
"Elvis did not die on the toilet. He dies with the toilet. That means that as long as humaniods still have waste products elvis lives on. Also, Slim Shady isn't back, Elvis is." -This is not a quote. I just felt like putting it up there. -
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#8"Elvis is NOT dead. He just went home." - Kay, MiB
"Prepare your bladder for immenint release!" - Zim, Invader Zim
"If at fisrt you don't succeed, hit it harder." - Junkyard Wars
"Do not shoot at the thermonuclear weaopns, please." - Deacons, Broken Arrow
"I'm in line for a third star, you know."
"Oh my God. I'll no longer outrank you. What a horrifying thought." - Down Periscope -
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#9"The bos is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time!" - The much lamented Battlebots. :( Why is it everything I like gets canned?
"But I'm a f***ing demon" - the bad guy from dogma. -
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#10"You're empty..." -Agent Smith
"So am I" -James Bond
"So are you" -Neo
"Okay then Bondjamesbond, " -James bond in Arthur Dent's place (see hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)
"Hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of the inevitable coming." - Agent Smith
"My.. Name.. Is.. NEO" -Mr. Anderson
"How many fingers do you see?" -Your Doctor
"Three... ...That's how many joints I smoked today" - Big Bird on drugs -
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#11Always look on the bright side of life...
From Monthy Pyton's Life of Brian, the happy singing group of crucified men. -
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#12"The matrix has you." - Morpheous, The Matrix.
"Whoa..." - Neo, The Matrix
"They shot Johnny" - Some soldier, Wizards
- Actually there is a bit more to this one, something about "You bastards" and then some shooting, then finally the cursing, yelling, and shooting soldier accidentally shoots an uninjured Johnny himself. Maybe this isn’t such a good quote, but it is funny to watch… -
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#13"Not bad. But there's something you should know. I'm not left-handed."
"That's all right. Neither am I."
"That way!"
"Help! Help! There's a peck here with an acorn!"
"Are you a god?"
"...No."
"Then DIE!"
"Ray, when somebody asks if you're a god... Say YES!"
"Trust me."
"...Last time you said that, we ended up nude on the White House front lawn with the Secret Service pointing bloodhounds at us." -
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#14"It's just a tiny wafer!"-Monty Python's Meaning of Life
"It was....THE SALMON MOUSSE!"
"But I didn't eat the mousse!"-Monty Python's Meaning of Life
"All right. We'll call it a draw!"-Monty Python's Holy Grail
"GET ON WITH IT!!"-Monty Python's Holy Grail
"And when things seemed their worst, the animator had a sudden heart attack. And the Knights were saved!"-Monty Python's Holy Grail
"We are no longer the Knight's who say Ni! We are now the Knight's who say Ikki-Ikki-Ikki-Ptang-Ptang-Mushuvashuvashuva-Shuv....Ni."-Monty Python's Holy Grail
"I think he said 'blessed are the Greeks!'"-Monty Python's Life of Brian -
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#15Where are your hands?
Between two pillows.
Those aren't pillows!
AAHHH!
- Planes Trains and Automobiles -
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#16"I'm sorry. We've been falling for four hours. We're a little clumsy." - Carmen Cortez, SpyKids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!" - James Bond and Auric Goldfinger, Goldfinger
"Which would you prefer? A non-existant laser weapon, or a well-aimed rock?" - Capt. James Brown, EarthStar Voyager
"Oh, been upstairs with your boss. You know... Shooting the breeze... shooting his fish..." - Martin Riggs, Lethal Weapon 2
"Are you telling me you can speak six languages and fly a jet liner, but you don't know how to file a tax return?" - Steve Arlo, The Zero Effect
"You're on fire!"
"Am I? Ah well." - GIR and Zim, Invader Zim
"You're so unpredictable."
"ME?! I'm not the one teleporting all over the damned place!" - Dominique the Cyclops and Vash the Stampede, Trigun
"Liu, I hate this place. I'm telling you, I hate it. I'm in a hostile environment, I'm completely unprepared, I'm surrounded by people who probably want to kick my ass... It's like being back in high school!" - Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat
"Fortunately, I was prepared for just such an emergency."
"You were prepared for a giant monster, made entirely of Nulls, stomping the city."
"Yes."
"How do you prepare for something like that?!?"
"Um... Lucky guess?" - Fong and Bob, Reboot *sniff* I miss Reboot.
Okay, that's enough for now. -
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#17"Lazers!"
"Smoke machines!"
"Lazers!"
"Smoke machines!"
"Lazers!"
"Smoke machin...AAH!"
"That's right! Lazers!"- The Rulers, Invader Zim
"But I put out all the fires!"
"You made them worse!"
"Worse? Or better?"-Zim and The Rulers, Invader Zim
"The pie is also evil."-Evil Princess Sara, 8-Bit Theater -
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#18"Don't you talk to Billy Idol like that!"-Biker Guy, The Wedding Singer -
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#19It had to be done.
"HADODOKEN!!" - Black Mage, 8-bit Theatre
"FIGHTERDOKEN!!"
"Two-fisted Monkey Style!" - Black Mage and Fighter, 8-bit Theatre
"You're lucky I seem to have misplaced my stabbin' knife..." - Black Mage, 8-bit Theatre -
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#20"Welcome to Corneria!"
"I like swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria!"
"I like swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria!"
"I like swords!"-Fighter and Guard, 8-Bit Theater
"Don't you think it's odd that the Guard only speaks one idiotic phrase?"- Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater
"Why, I'm sure that the child didn't see anything so horribly unreal and unrelated to the Euclidean Geometry of the universe that it twisted his perception of existence forever!"-Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater
"Hesch wants some sex!"
"Uh..Allright, Hesch, but why before I decide who to choose, why do you think you will be a good father for my children?"
"Uuh................uh..........................SEX!"-Hesch and Debbie, Sea Lab 2021
"Don't you see, Quin? The only way to get rid of the monster is to get disgustingly fat! To the pudding vats!"
"I'm not so sure, sir."
"Quin, is there ever a bad time for pudding?"
"..........."
"Quin? Is there? Is there?"
"Allright."-Quin and the Captain, Sea Lab 2021 -
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#21"Hesch will see you all in Robot Hell!"-Hesch, Sea Lab 2021 -
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#22"You rigged the off switch with a tear gas grenade? You magnificent bastard!"
"Oh that's nothing. I've got the on-switch hooked up to a fifty megaton bomb."
"... I should go down there."
"Good initiative. You'll go far as a henchman." - Marco and Sparks, SeaLab 2021 -
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#23"But do I have to wear a metal skullcap?"
"Well...I guess you could wear a beret."
"Hmmm...Yeah, yeah, I could do a beret!"
"You could do a beret?"
"I could do a beret!"
"You're lucky. Most guys can't."-Marco and Sparks, SeaLab 2021
"No, not the strength of ten men, the strength of ten gorillas!"
"Wow!"
"Of course, that means that when you pet a cat...You crush it."
"Oh no! Poor kitty!"-Marco and the Captain, SeaLab 2021
"Great! You broke the monitor and you're dead! I hope you're happy!"
"KZZZZ-Kzzz (Fizzle-fizzle)"
"Oh, ok. That fixed it."-Sparks and the Captain, SeaLab 2021
"MISSLEDOKEN!"-Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater
"Oh yeah, it could be worse. We could be out there.......Like Stormy."-the Captain, SeaLab 2021
"Great! Look what you idiots did to my freakin' car, goddamit!"-Joe, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"Sir! Stop saying 'the what' when we say 'the monster'!"
".................................................the what?"-Sparky and the Captain, SeaLab 2021
"Don't worry, folks! I'm about to give that monster a dose of Vitamin M!"-Marco, SeaLab 2021
"You've been watching the Family Learning Channel. Now, Angry Ticks Spring from My Nipples."-Rejected -
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#24"We've ripped a hole in time-space."
"Heh-heh-heh....Take that, time-space!"-Stormy and Quin, SeaLab 2021 -
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#25"Help, help! There's a Peck here with an acorn pointed at me!" -Mad Morrdigan, Willow
"A duck!" -A Smart Peasant, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
"Please, please! I'm just plain Yogurt." Yogurt, Spaceballs
"AKU SOKU ZAN!" Arcala, the paladin who can be outwitted by rocks, Tyrindell PBeM (The phrase means: Kill Evil Immeadiately, in Japanese, I understand. It was her warcry.) -
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#26"How do you know she's a witch?"
"AH, SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!"
(Everyone stares)
"Well it got better!"-Peasant and Sir Bedivere, Monty Python's Holy Grail
"I move for no man."
"Hmmm...You make me sad. Come, Patsy."-Black Knight and King Arthur, Monty Python's Holy Grail
"And the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film."-Narrator, Monty Python's Holy Grail
"I am Roger, Roger the Shrubber. I sell shrubberies by trade, as did my father, and my father's father."-Roger the Shrubber, Monty Python's Holy Grail
"Who was that?"
"Hmm. Must be a king."
"Why do you say that?"
"He hasn't got shit all over him."-Two Peasants, Monty Python's Holy Grail
"Look here, pal! Strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of government!"-Field Peasant, Monty Python's Holy Grail
"But when all seemed lost, the animator had a sudden heart attack."
"Uugh!"
"And there was much rejoicing."
"Yay!"-Narrator, Animator, and Knights, Monty Python's Holy Grail -
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#27"Joey, didn't the last time you shot a man teach you anything at all?" - J.P. Harrah, El Dorado
"Uh, doctors, I hate to take up your time, but, uh, mine's still bleeding." -J.P. Harrah, El Dorado
"My spoon is too big!"
"... I am a banana!" - Rejected
"I don't know which is scarier... losing a nuclear weapon, or that it happens so often that there's actually a term for it..." - Broken Arrow
"'Oh?' What 'Oh?' Is that 'Oh,' like 'That's interesting,' or 'Oh,' like, 'We're screwed?'" - Small Soldiers
"I love it when a plan comes together." - Hannibal Smith, The A-Team
"Next, you're going to tell me I own all the people too."
"No, sir. Of course not. Not anymore." - Sir Henry Baskerville and Dr. Watson, The Hound of the Baskervilles
"Knowing my brother-in-law, I'm sure he deserves whatever you're about to do to him, but this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment!" - Rick O'Connell, The Mummy Returns
"Leeloo's in trouble?"
"When is Leeloo not in trouble?" - Vito Cornelius and Korbin Dallas, The Fifth Element
"Evil does NOT wear a bonnet!" - Mr. Tinkles, Cats and Dogs
"How am I supposed to cackle evilly when you're driving like a chimpanzee?!" - Mr. Tinkles, Cats and Dogs
"Kill him. The man just will not take a hint." - Alec Trevelyn, GoldenEye
"We all go a little mad sometimes." - Norman Bates, Psycho
"Do not be the clever guy with me! Joo are not qualified!" - Don Karnage, TaleSpin
"Do you wanna work here? Or do you wanna live?" - Terry, Jumping Jack Flash -
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#28"Oh yeah? Well then prepare for a steaming hot pile of action!"-Fighter, 8-Bit Theater
"Tuesday is coming. Did you bring your coat?"
"I live in a giant bucket!"-Two mutant stick figures, Rejected
"Stand still! I need to crush you!"-Evil Cat (Forgot his name), Cats & Dogs
"I feel fat and sassy!"-Irrelevant stick figure, Rejected
"For the love of God and all things that are sacred, my anus is bleeding!-Happy Fuzzy, Rejected
"Stop the puns! For the love of god, somebody stop the puns!"-Derek Evilbad, THE James Bond Spoof
"I'd like to buy a pound of nuts."
"That's a lotta nuts! That'll be four bucks, baby! You want fries with that!?"-Evil Shopkeeper, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
"Master Pain, it is such an honor to have you beating random people in our town!"-Mayor, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist -
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#29"I'm a consumer whore!"-Consumer Whore Kid, Rejected
"Honey, get the camera! Poopy's taking his first steps!"-Proud Parent of Poopy, Rejected
"I AM THE QUEEN OF FRANCE!"-Murderous stick figure, Rejected
"On his journey, the Chosen One fought.
And walked. And walked. And walked.
And sometimes, drove.
And occasionally, partied with the desert animals."-Narrator, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
"I need Gopher-Chucks!"-The Chosen One, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
"Now wait a minute here. Did the Chosen One just punch a piece out of that guy?! I mean, it just came out in one huge chunk! I...I'm no doctor, but....but that doesn't even really seem possible! I mean, crap, man, what with body organs and the spine!..."-Narrator, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
"Notice the two symbols. One over here, and the other over there!"-Mushufasa, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
"Chosen One!"
"I'm coming!"
"Chosen One!"
"I'm coming!"
"Chosen One!"
"I'm coming!"-Ling and the Chosen One, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
"Master Pain, what is the Evil Council's plan?"
"Oh, it is an evil plan. It is a bad, bad plan, that will hurt many, many people! That are good!"-Master Pain (Betty) and the Mayor, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist -
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#30"This is CNN."-Mushufasa, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist -
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#31"Oh, sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo-stick! We're screwed!"-Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater -
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#32"Jokes at expense of giants make giant sad."
"There can be only one grammar impaired sad giant!"
"....'Grammar impaired sad giant'?"
"Who the hell said that?"
"THE SULK!"-Giant, Red Mage, Princess Sara, and the Sulk, 8-Bit Theater -
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#33"That's good. I'm glad you boys like my cookies, because the secret ingredient...Is evil!"-Caroll the Witch, 8-Bit Theater -
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#34"You're the greatest, Moltar! I'll only listen to you!"
"Good. Have more Stimutax."
"Ok! Gulp!"-Sparky and Moltar, SeaLab 2021
"MUST HAVE STIMUTAX!!"
"Get in line, Batman!"-Quin and the Captain, SeaLab 2021
"Hey, when will this Stimutax start working? I don't have all day to get....WHOA!
IT'S LIKE A KOALA CRAPPED A RAINBOW IN MY BRAIN!"- the Captain, SeaLab 2021 -
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#35"Well, you see...AMNESIA DUST! YAH!"
"What is this? Talcum powder? It's all over my robes. Geez. Thanks."-Thief and Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater -
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#36"Without our imagination we would be like all those other poor dullards."
Hannibal Lector -
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#37"Fear the mighty doom of my MOONS!" - Zim, Invader Zim
"Wait! Come back! I need stuff!" - GIR, Invader Zim
"It's showtime!" - Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
"Go to hell! And take your friends with you!" - Rick O'Connel, The Mummy Returns -
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#38"Of course I have all my organs! And stop looking at me like that! You'll damage my squidlypoo!"
"Wait a second....Humans don't have squidlypoos!"-Dib and Zim, Invader Zim -
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#39"Master love Larry! Master feed Larry!"-Larry, Wizards
"Fearies bad. Peace no like fearies."-Peace, Wizards -
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#40"When law and duty are one, united by religion, you can never become fully conscious, never fully aware of yourself. You are always a little less than an individual."-Paul Muad-Dib Atreides, Dune
(Ok, so that was from a book. Shut up.)