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Oscar the Uplifted Octopus

*All that I am saying is, it does not count as murder if it is an Uplited porpoise.* Oscar, in a drunken bar argument.

Blast Cane

"Surely, you wouldn't deprive an old man of his walking stick?" Uh, yeah- you probably should.

Rage Mages

'If you see a Rage Mage and he's swearing like an army of pirates, then he is a novice and you might be safe. If you see a Rage Mage and he is not only civil towards you, but even pleasant, then ru…

Charles Blackridge-The Dreamer

'Have you ever felt like there’s a world just beyond ours? Some sort of strange dimension, a light dancing just beyond our fingertips? Well, I’ve touched that ‘sacred’ world, a…

Liberty's Call PMC

'Liberty is every human’s right, and we fight for it, no matter how much the government doesn’t want us to. You are no longer civilians, humanitarians, or even Americans: you are Freedom&r…

Lance-Lieutenant Hailland Vairs

30 Guards: 27.) The Conjurer This guard likes to learn magic in his spare time. Whilst the larger spells are beyond his ability, he knows a surprisingly large number of cantrips, which provide him w…

The Knights Medicus

An order stretching back to the first days of the Plague, the Knights Medicus are starting to die out as the Plague deteriorates their numbers.

The Democratic Republic of the Peloponnese

'The Warriors of Greece shall never tire, and shall return our motherland to its proper place as the light of the world, and us to our place as the master race in this time of restlessness and walking…

Thomas Thorne, the Unfortunate Mage

Despite his great power, this mage desperately wishes that he was just average, so people would stop trying to plant axes in his back.

The Fringe Lands

An incredible world of magic, adventure... And curry, for some reason.

The race of Steve

A completely average race, similar to humans, but with a few small differences.