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The Final Tests of All Tests Ever

This is a test wiki sub. Feel free to edit and play with it. Lvl 3 and up should be able to directly edit the sub. Request help. Check Strolen's and Pieh's XP and then HoH it and see if they both gained 5xp. Also, please vote on it and see if both their XP goes up. I can't vote on my own subs. ;)

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Once there was turtacular lad, he deffernicated quite well and it brought him to hell, but he was a scallicious cad and at math, not quite bad. so, he excaped the abyss, and nothijng was a miss, with the curve... of a bell.

My booty lies over the ocean. My booty dies over the sea. My booty belies my grooty so nooty and tooty to thee.

And now... a duet by the bassbringerbrothers-

"I like the ocean." - "And I loves the sea!"

"I've got a potion!" - "And I've gots to pee!"

"Could you spare some sun loation?" - "Not now, cuz I thought that was a tree!"

So we can edit the main sub but not the user submitted subs...

In a septic tank, there lived a guy named Hank.

Hank was sincere, but most of all, if asked a question he always replied frank... ly.

Some would call him blunt, most of all the kid living in the toilet, he was such a *beeep* *initiate translation* *bzzzzpt* = RUNT.

"Alas" said Hank, "let us hunt, the giant slug of Silmars grunt.....ssssshhh"

A man once asked me out on a date –

I never before thought he was straight.

But betwixt his thighs –

I was right, a surprise!

Turns out that “his” name was Kate.

Scrolls

10 scrolls

Twists, chapters, and details meant to stream with the submission — not general discussion.

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Testing. :p

Wait... who put that Booyah! in there? Get your Booyah! out of my comment :D

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A short story for telepaths

A short story for telepaths

You know what I mean.

And then Jon was a demon

And then Jon was a demon

I refuse to put any addition to this crazy nightmare... oh crap.

I refuse to put any addition to this crazy nightmare... oh crap.

She turned sideways three times and disappeared, lost like a line in the…

She turned sideways three times and disappeared, lost like a line in the sand when the ride went out of the driveway, and the sand went out of the man like a sandbag goes under the water when the Katrina cleaned up a good place to leave and a good time for leaving, so she turned sideways three times and never feared.

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25 comments

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  1. Strolen

    Update: Working on the Wiki

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  2. Pieh

    Lol, I was expecting that to happen. It adds your name to the author list each time you edit.

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  3. Strolen

    Update: No whammies, no whammies......STOP.

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  4. manfred

    Not bad at all.

    Actually, it's pretty bad... but I still like it! 4/5

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  5. manfred

    I think it's gotten worse... 5/5!

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  6. manfred

    4/5

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  7. manfred

    3/5, going down!

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  8. manfred

    4/5 again!

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  9. Nafar

    how does this work?

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  10. Michael Jotne Slayer

    3/5

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    1. Strolen reply

      :) Thanks! I disagree with your obscenely low vote, but to each their own.

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  11. manfred

    No, 5/5!

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  12. manfred

    No, 5/5!

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  13. manfred

    Ehh, 4/5 should suffice.

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  14. valadaar

    Ah Hates this piece of bargage! :P

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  15. Black Jack Rackham

    While I gave it a low vote, I gotta say I really enjoyed the following,

    "...and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no..."

    But I am confused, early on you say, "Idea Number one " But near the end, you also say, "Idea Number one" I'm a bit confused, could you explain more thoroughly?

    Mark

    Number one IdIdea Number o

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  16. Pieh

    BRILLIANT WORK, EVERYONE!

    Does it work?

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  17. Pieh

    Hey, I wanted to write some more nonsense! Where did the edit button go?

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  18. slartibartfast

    Almost (but not quite) worthy of a HoH...

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  19. Strolen

    Anybody level 3 and up should be able to directly edit this sub. Feel free to do so but please keep the quality that has been maintained thus far. We are going for Golden material on this one.

    Gibbley Gork

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  20. Ouroboros

    Whatever you guys are having, I want some....

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  21. Michael Jotne Slayer

    I feel that this is lacking and I am re-voting. Here, have a 1/5 everyone.

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    1. Murometz reply

      You just can't recognize abstractiticism when its staring you in the face. 5/5

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  22. Silveressa

    Interesting concept, and worthy of a small contribution. Hard to top the septic tank kid but I'll give it a shot.

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  23. Forganthus

    Trying to contribute made me realize how hard it is to make sense all the time. 5/5 for giving my subconscious a chance to type something once in a while.

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