Tavern warfare

1. Tavern warfare

   #1

   OOC: I wanted to start this thread so we could have some good old drunken warfare, like we did at kalahars old place. So manily I put this here so we could all do battle with our wits and knowledge.
   
   Now, are their any of you out their man(or woman) enough to take me on!

2. Tavern warfare

   #2

   Your challege is like a flea screaming to fight a dog.
   
   You have heart, but will be squashed, bitten, swallowed, or ignored.

3. hohum

   #3

   I would fight you, but you need some experience to level up a couple of times before I do. Otherwise, pfffft, it is over too fast and it would not be worth the effort to type.

4. Tavern warfare

   #4

   "hey ill fight you magot i mean magus".."so then lets fight"...*pulls a sword from his sheeth.*

5. Tavern warfare

   #5

   bagins casting a undecipherable spell.

6. Tavern warfare

   #6

   Stepping up from behind from the tween, a heavy pipe strikes the MU's head, stunning them. Dropping the pipe, the palmed ball and steel twine falls free. With a practiced motion, a ball gags using a garrote's mechanism finds its way into the mage's mouth. It is clicked with the locking mechanism. Kicking the stunned MU facilitates the slippings paddle gloves upon the dazed mage's hand and feet, pulling the connecting rope tight, the MU find themselves hog tied and unable to cast most spells. MoonHunter simply stand up with hands held in the air, like a cowboy waiting for the judge's scores and his time. Then with a cheshire cat like smile, he slips back 'tween.

7. We should find a change of venue.

   #7

   This should be slipped into FreeForm roleplaying...
   
   If you can't find it here tommorow, it will be there.

8. Tavern warfare

   #8

   hearing a commotion behind him, downs two bottles of liquid breaking one and turning around finds the magus already downed...and does a staggering charge to the nearest person, tripping and bludgering them with his broken glass bottle. "RAWR!"

9. Tavern warfare

   #9

   *wakes up from a daze.
   whoa what just happened. I think ill have a quick drink.
   *walks over to the bar and takes a seat.

10. Tavern warfare

    #10

    Throws a flameing chunk of ice at him...

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    #11

    why you little.
    *casts basic frost missle at kalabar.
    Can't a guy even sit down around here!?

12. Well..

    #12

    No not really* uses sonics shoes and within a second he was next to magus*...*spits on him and then runs to the other side of the place...

13. Tavern warfare

    #13

    (downs another bottle of ale at the sight of a man whizzing across the bar)...Hmm, didnt think that this wattered down poonanny would have an effect...Anways (doing a bounding leap all the way from one side to the side this speedy demon boots his 4ft body into Kalabar's head)...."BWAAAAAAAA"

14. Well

    #14

    *steps to one side and watches him fly into a tree*

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    #15

    (thinks to himself why a tree would be in an alehouse, but all the same he is drunk, and just goes with it, in his dexterous, (yes dexterous even if dwarven) attempts to kick Kalabar, lands on a branch of this...tree?) "Rawr!"

16. Tavern warfare

    #16

    (thinks to himself why a tree would be in an alehouse, but all the same he is drunk, and just goes with it, in his dexterous, (yes dexterous even if dwarven) attempts to kick Kalabar, lands on a branch of this...tree?) "Rawr!"

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    #17

    ARRRRR! You punks I otto envoke a spell of the gods on you! *then passes out from intoxication. and falls smack dab onto the tree in the bar.
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18. Tavern warfare

    #18

    Falls from the tree and pokes at Kalabar,"Yeah thats right! So i win..." Looks around the crowd and notices noone even went away from their business to watch the fight and begins to brag of how he single handedly took out Magus, Dark Lord, but spared him his life as he pulled his arm back for the final strike and the magus fainted..."yep, thats the TRUE story"..

19. Tavern warfare

    #19

    *sleeps at the base of the tree with an expresion of extream bordum upon his face.

20. Tavern warfare

    #20

    speaking to a fine looking warrior girl who had recently walked in, naymu says, "You see that one laying at the base of that tree,...the tree inside the bar...hes a mage, and i beat em myself!"

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    #21

    RRRROOOOAARRRR
    
    I'm in a drunken stupor and ready to dish otu the pain!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
    
    
    "DDOOOOO YYYYOOOOUUUUU SMMMEEELLLL WWWWHHHHAAATTTT III'MMM DRINKIN?"

22. Tavern warfare

    #22

    :o "IF THATS A CHALLLLENNGE! One more thing!" :wink: Naymu sweeps your legs and sucker punches you, picking up a shattered mug and flailing it violently towards your body. "RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWR

23. Tavern warfare

    #23

    *wakes up and yawns
    What just happened. *stretches
    I hope you all have behaved while i took my nap.
    *walkes over to bar and sit
    Ill take someting light. *he sais to the barkeep
    By the way, why is their a tree here, it maks no sence!

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    #24

    The enraged drunk wrestler with latino ancestery rolls off the ground and graples his opponent. "YEEAAARRRR I LIKE A GOOD FIGHT NOW!!!!"

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    #25

    So how was your day

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    #26

    "YOU SHAN'T OUTGRAPPLE THIS DWARF!" he screams into Luke's ear as he astoundingly rolls the man off him, and darts toward the tree, "NAH-NAH-NA-BOO-BOO, you cant catch me!"

27. Tavern warfare

    #27

    Catches naymu

28. Tavern warfare

    #28

    Naymu bites Kalabars fingers and sends a kick to his unmentionables, watching him bow in agony, continues running for the tree.

29. Tavern warfare

    #29

    Blows up the tree and bites off her knee caps

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    #30

    (doesnt know who her is and motions his hands slightly to the sight of the tree being demolished, his body vanishes into thin air.)

31. Tavern warfare

    #31

    Goes outside then drives a Covenant dropship threw the door and the front wall smahing through the tavern. "ARRRR GET HIM!!!!" THe bay doors open and a wave opf grunts pour out. "YYYYYYAAAAARRRR!!!!"

32. Tavern warfare

    #32

    "uhm magus!" he says jumping at the grunts bouncing on one head to another, giving them each a poke in the eyes! "Toss a spell here or something!"

33. Tavern warfare

    #33

    what!? o ok. Finaga guroo stofin (summons a swarm of locust that are uncontrolled). Whoops, that wasn't supposed to happen.

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    #34

    The dwarf run between Magus's legs and stop there, hiding in his robes. "Good idea" he said as he hadn't hurt what the magus had said.

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    #35

    You sick sick little man, err dwarf. *he does a backflip leaving naymu expopsed. He then turns around and hides under a chair.

36. Tavern warfare

    #36

    Ok, its time to finish this. *cast flaming hands on the swarm.
    Their, that should let a little peace while i sit and drink.

37. Tavern warfare

    #37

    The tavern seems to be emptying out now doesn't it... O well, as long as i can enjoy a drink in solitude... all alone...

38. Tavern warfare

    #38

    watches battle unfold

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