Kalabar

1. Kalabar

   #1

   hey what do you think you are *pulls out a word*

2. Kalabar

   #2

   Whoa kalabar suttle down. the captain just had a little too much to drink. so as i always like to do... WT* r u tlkn bout biznatch!(that was to captain penguin).

3. Yo

   #3

   *starts swinging the sword at both of them*.."i dont care youll die"*he screamed while whistleing for a drgon*...*the dragon came out from the ground and attacked with me* :twisted: :evil: 8) :sdragon:

4. Kalabar

   #4

   you would do well to not mess with a mage.( and whith that he began casting a temporary parallyses spell)

5. Kalabar

   #5

   *Throws rotten tomatoes at Magus and kalabar*

6. Mwhahahha

   #6

   "Your not the only one that knows magic says an ancient chant and then a huge explosion came out from under Magus"..."lovely isnt it" attack :bdragon:

7. Kalabar

   #7

   D@mnit Captainpenguin, if you hadent thrown the Tomato, i would have had kalabar on the ground. along with his dragon.

8. Kalabar

   #8

   *sigh* "This is far to anoying....tho amusing i must add. Perhaps not being all powerfull would help? Oh and the tomatos were a nice touch....tho it could have been firecrackers....oh wait im intereupting continue." *Steps back behind the bar and fixes himself a drink watching the battle*

9. Kalabar

   #9

   good you should step back

10. Kalabar

    #10

    Freezestar comes in and Looks around. "Strange...I think there having a food fight." looks over to the dragon. "A strange group indeed." nodds her head. "It might be entertaining...i'll sit over here and watch."

11. FOOD

    #11

    *trows a rotten grapefruit at freezestar

12. Kalabar

    #12

    She gets hit. "Ouch..." looks over to Kalabar angerly. "What was that for!?" she gets up and walks over to him. "Your going to pay for that move!" she tries to slice at him with her sword.

13. Kalabar

    #13

    *jumps back and throws rotten banana at ehr eye

14. Kalabar

    #14

    She quickly dodges it and smirks. "Is that the best you can do?" She laughs. "The only reason I got hit with your last rotten food is because I was cought offgaurd...it won't happen again." She tries slicing at him again.

15. Kalabar

    #15

    *He jumps back and throw a rotten tangerine as if he was throwind a base ball

16. Kalabar

    #16

    She slices in half with her sword but the halves still continue and hit her. She scrapes off the tangerine. "Alright now i'm really angry!" she pulls out a dagger and attempts to plunge it into his chest. "Now lets see you try to throw food at me!"

17. Kalabar

    #17

    He jumps back and sticks a rotten apple on the tip of the dagger

18. Kalabar

    #18

    She tilts her head as she saw the apple. "I had a perfect aim..." she said in shock. "I cant believe you were able to get that there." she said still in awe. "Well it doesnt matter, if all you have is tricks, you will loose this fight!" she pulls out the dagger and throws it at him but misses. "Oh shoot..."

19. Kalabar

    #19

    Well lets see puts out his hand and a flaming ball appeared you asked for it Throws the ball of fire

20. Kalabar

    #20

    She quickly eludes the attack. "What are you!?" she said still recovering from the aftershock of the attack. "What ever you are, your certantly not human...but what ever you are your going to be dead soon so it doesnt matter." she tries to attack him again but this time skillfully, not barbaric like the last few times. "Now Die!" she yelled angerly.

21. what!?

    #21

    *He jumps back Dodging her attack.* "Well that was pitiful" *makes thousands of fire balls appear, and hit the floor around freezestar to trap her in the fire.*" how do you like them apples"...*throws apples at her*

22. Kalabar

    #22

    ((You cant always escape my attacks, your godmoding...))
    Her eyes widen at the sight of the fire balls. "What did you do?!" she said looking into the flames around her thinking that they would close in on her and burn her. She had too much pride to back down even though she was afraid. "I must find a way out of here..." she said to herself looking for an exit.

23. Kalabar

    #23

    OOC: How far back can you jump, K? Doesn't this place have walls/trees/any kind of natural obstacle at all?

24. Kalabar

    #24

    Don't be a munchkin, Kalabar.
    Get hit, sometimes.

25. Kalabar

    #25

    An unharmable and unavoidable arm reaches down from the clouds and puts kalabar into an inescapable and unbreakable grasp.
    
    Free wet willies and noogies for all.

26. Kalabar

    #26

    "Good grief, I leave you people alone for a couple of days, and all hell breaks loose." A short, brown-haired woman hurries in from outside, adjusting her spectacles. "Lucky I found a spell in the Library that'll put things to rights." She recited the spell and the mess was instantly cleaned up.
    
    (K, you would do well not to irritate those with actual power by godmoding our friends.)

27. Kalabar

    #27

    I just want to point out that i wasn't all powerful. my spell never had a chance to come into action thanks to the captain. And this fruit thing is getting a little old, so ill get my revenge in a new mannor. *he then backhands captain penguin* NOW DON'T EVER INTERRUPT ANOTHER SPELL OF MINE YOU BLOODSUCKING B@$T@RD!

28. Kalabar

    #28

    Kalabar, I was also wondering, from the graphics you post, are you a fan of the Breath of Fire series?

29. Kalabar

    #29

    No, and on all my rps i'm a wizard of some sort,let ib evil, or good.*bite's strolens hands as hard as he could for some kind of chance to get free.

30. Kalabar

    #30

    She sits down on a bar stool. "He will pay for what he has done to me..." She glares at him. "I will get you one of these days, mark my word..." she picks up a glass and smashes it. "I have never been hurt in a battle before...how could this happen?" she pouts. "I think he cheated..." She said angerly. She pulls out a dagger and thows it at him. "Lets see ya dodge that one." she smirks evily.

31. Dies

    #31

    *Gets stabed in the head*...*dies*

32. Kalabar

    #32

    Gets up off the bar stool and runs over. "Are you ok?!" she asked admiring her aim. She checks his pulse. "He's dead..." she smirks. "I told you that you would pay, didn't I?" She says. "Well I think you have learned your lesson..." pours ressruction potion on him. "You should be ok now."

33. Kalabar

    #33

    *is revived*...*bites off her hand then throws the knife back

34. Kalabar

    #34

    "You were better off dead..." she hisses. She sees the dagger coming back at her and is unable to dodge it. It burrys itself in her chest. "D@m/\/ you..." She said pulling out the dagger. She quickly wraps a peice of cloth around the wound to stop the bleeding. "Im going to die...this is just perfect..." she said sarcastically.

35. Kalabar

    #35

    Here*throws the healing elixer that he had in his pocket tho freezestar

36. Kalabar

    #36

    OOC: i think it is a good idea that when we battle like this, we take into consideration how powerful we are by our level on the site. Tell me if you guys think its a good idea.
    
    Man you need to settle down. Now comon ill buy you both a drink.

37. Kalabar

    #37

    No i don't think so because i matters about how long somebody has been playing but it also counts for how fast people learn

38. Kalabar

    #38

    OOC: of course you would say that, it would limit your seemingly infinite power.

39. Kalabar

    #39

    Oh!
    BURN!
    SO BURN!

40. Kalabar

    #40

    IA CTHULHU!

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