Story Time!!!!!!!!!!!

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   Symore was a man and yet he wan't you see Symore was an insane pumpkin who killed everything. One day he killed something and it died. This Shocked Symore. Anyway later seymore opened up a Synthroid 125mcg tablet factor and sold cow water. But soon he killed all the cows and then died a horrible gult filled death. Only you can prevent forest fires.

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   Once there was an ugly man, he was so ugly that everyone died the end.

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   Sorry i am just venting out some weird, feel free to join me!!!

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   WHAT!?

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   Once upon a time, in the magical world of Hoon, there was a fairy named Pretty Fairy. She was sitting around, and then she got eaten by Zabulax, King of the Trolls, who then proceeded to rape and pillage the beautiful fairy kingdom.
   POWER ZAD!

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   *head explodes*

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   There was once a mighty wizard called magus, he let loose the power of lucifer upon two helpless fools. Captain, and Pirate penguin. And then he said, *I will go to youre house, and I will cut you*

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   No i'am sorry the correct answer was fish, thats right fish.

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   Remember always this:
   You can dance if you want to
   You can leave your friends behind
   And if they don't dance, and if they don't dance then they're
   No friends of mine.

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    THats the best song i ever heard

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    #11

    I am outi 5000, chow.

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    #12

    No! The answer is "Purple because Ice Cream has no bones!"

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    #13

    no no nooooooooooo!

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    #14

    once when i was a young girl. wait a minute...

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    #15

    Hey why the hell did you call your self guest

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    "Hey Alex, I've got a riddle for ye
    what's the difference between a mallard with a cold and your mom?
    ones a sick duck and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore"
    -sean connery, celebrity jeopardy

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    There was once a fluffy little bunny in the world of Everything is Perfect.
    
    One day the cute bunny was hungry so it turned around and there was lettuce. It wouldn't be Everything is Perfect if everything wasn't perfect.
    
    Then the adorable bunny wanted a treat so it turned around and there was a ripe orange carrot.
    
    Everything was peace and harmony in the land of Everything is Perfect and the bunny liked it and lived satisfied till the end of it's days.

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    Once there was a dude named SUPERBob, and his face was purple.
    But it wasn't the regular kind of purple, it was infrapurple, so that anybody who looked at it would explode!!!
    You hear that?!!
    EXPLODE!!!

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    One day SUPERBob thought his hair was messy so he went and looked into the mirror....

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    #20

    KKKKAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #21

    Oh the pocorns done.

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    #22

    MMMMM the sweet buttery goodness

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    #23

    I called and called and called, but never did I turn up being a guest.....
    
    Perhaps I should try and logout first, but then I would have to remember my password. This is too silly anyway, so let me just think further about the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything....
    
    Yours,
    
    Ylorea

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    Another one, would never come, but even so, i would be told,
    that after all, the world is small, and many have so left,
    it's only when, the mind's at rest, that we can be ourselves,
    for in our hearts, we truly know, that we are not are best.

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    #25

    One day a man was poking a pile of horse dung with a stick...

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    Mooo!*poke poke*My story:
    
    One upon a time,the magic lamp,purple mist,a bowl and porridge,and the birds sang,MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    
    I have no idea but I always wanted to post that. ^_^

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    Disaster struck when Thelma, the prized donkey that Mad Ted-the human cannonbal-brought with him to every show accidently crawled into the mouth of the cannon just as he was about to shoot. Authorites brought Ted and Thelma to the hospital quickly, and report that both will be just fine.
    
    Of course, it will take them several hours to get Mad Ted's head out of his ass!

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    Once before the end of the beginning came, there was Llama Joe. He ate the grass, but not before kicking Cobra Jim in the nads really really hard. Then People's Court told them that yellow snow was dangerous. They went their seperate ways shouting "Vegemite!", until the very beginning of the end.

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    In the end there were laughing fries. But they weren't laughing with you, they were scooping rabid ants into a bright red Elderberry. Because it was a hangnail the fates deemed the fries once again be potatoes, but instead made them yams and they were not happy since everybody knows a yam is yam and that is all that's a yam is yam since a yam is a yam's yam.

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    The next day, I showed a cute pink T-shirt with a pink bunny drawn on it to my brother. But he said "Thats not bunny, There is not a single pink bunny in this world.".

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