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caesar193 gets dwarfed
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caesar193 gets dwarfed
#1So here I am, craving a little guild action (and started writing a dwarven sub), so I go ahead and pick up my axe. Its time to make war on the foolish giants! For honor! For glory! For my dwarven pride! For joining a second guild!
So, what I have to do:
1. Write 3 2 1 subs (1 stub is allowed to count as 1 sub for this Quest. But only 1 stub allowed, 2 must be subs) on anything Dwarven related
2. Start 1 Dwarven-related topic in Forums for general discussion/discourse (hey, it may lead to another sub for you!)
3. Read, vote, and comment on, 3 Dwarven-related submissions by others (non-member subs allowed. If it don't smell Dwarven, let 'em have it! If it feels Dwarven, invite them to join our guild!)
4. Must assign yourself at least a "3" at first level in strength, endurance, and constitution, respectively (Int, etc is less important to us Dwarves)
5. Must have 3 or more votes on each of your Dwarven-related submissions
6. Must maintain a 3.25 or higher score count on ALL of your Dwarven submissions from this day forward.
7. Must add "Dwarven Guild" freetext on all subs -
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#2First sub down! Its called Hrothen's Gate, check out its dwarven awesomeness. Time to cross off the 'Write 3 subs' requirements. -
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#3Soldier on Beard-brother, for your time of Dwarven ascension is almost at hand! -
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#4As a dwarven brother, I will go check out this sub. Sorry I missed it earlier! -
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#5Second sub down! As is my norm, here 'tis: The Glenbeard Tunnels. Check 'er out, Strolenites! I hope to Othamm/Mathom/Dwarven Deities that I did not mangle the laws of magnetism too badly. -
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#6On it! -
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#7The last sub is finished! Thrall and Yola is an epic tale of love and death. If Shakespeare wrote RPG, Strolenati fictions, this is what he would have written. Now I just have to hope that it earns a 3.25 with 3+ votes. -
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#8Progress Report 1.1
So let's see. What I really have to do (besides the extra stuff you do after earning the level) is few now that the 3 subs are done. They do still need to get 3 votes and get 3.25+ on each (for any dwarf that wants another member into their drunken fold, here are the three: Hrothen's Gate, The Glenbeard Tunnels, and Thrall and Yola).
For the things is still need to do:
-Dwarf topic in forums
-vote+comment on 3 dwarf subs
Progress Report 1.2 will come out when I get that topic out. Or get far enough to scratch out another requirment. -
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#9Progress Report 1.2
Forum topic done! Another line to scratch off the top. It's called Dwarves and Military, and is highly awesome.
To finish lowering myself to the dwarven level, I still need:
-3 comment/votes on some dwarf subs
-3.25 with 3 votes on all dwarf subs
See the previous forum post for all the dwarf subs that still need votes if you are interested in helping out the caesar193.
I will hit those votes on the morrow, and until that is done, I will (don't hold me to this) see you all here with my next Progress Report. -
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#10Progress Report 1.3
Last post was more distant then I said it would be. But let us not dwell on such insignificant details, and admire caesar193's progress. I have commented and voted on the Seven Wonders of the Dwarven World, the Tungsten-Trousered Troubadors of Trilaxa, and the Dwarven War Chariot. Thus, I have made all my requirements! Except for that last one of three votes on each of the subs. But that is only a matter of time. Besides, the last sub that needs to be voted on is Thrall and Yola, which is a Freetext Friday sub, and thus has to be voted on by Dragonlordmax. So, I should be done fairly soon. Almost there! I can almost taste the victory ale! -
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#11Progress Report 1.4
My last analogy as a non-dwarf: I am sitting on a chair in the dwarven pub, with a pint of that rarest of beverages called Victory Ale in front of me. I could partake of this Victory Ale if I was not bonded by the last of the 21 Ropes of Requirement.
Explanation of the Analogy: The only thing I have left to accomplish to become a dwarf is to have three votes on all of my subs. Each of my subs has three votes, except for the very last one: Thrall and Yola. It is getting slightly annoying, to say the least.
So come, Strolenites! Read the epic tale of the dwarven lovers named Thrall and Yola! And join the two people who have voted on it to propel the caesar193 into his self-inflicted dwarveness.
Maybe then I can partake of the Victory Ale. -
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#12Bam! It was a long one and I usually have trouble committing to the read....but glad I did. -
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#13Progress Report 1.5
WOOOOO-HOOOOO!!!!!!
Since Strolen voted on my last sub, I am now a dwarf! I have completed this guild's quest! HURRAH! HURRAY! HURRAH HURRAH HURRAHY!
And a bunch of other rejoicationing (is this even a word? Well, it is now) words.
I am now a dwarf. And as such, I get an additional 5 attribute points to spread among my attributes. If I understand correctly, I have to make my strength, endurance, and constitution 3s.
And now to decide whether or not I should become a level two in the dwarves or the cartographers, or to join the necromancers... -
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#14Hail caesar CXCIII! Dwarven emperor! -
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#15Dwarven dictator-for-life. I take after Julius Caesar, and not the political (cough coward cough) centered Agustus Caesar. But still, all hail's are appreciated. -
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#16All hail the dwarfed dwarfismed dwarfified dwarfindinger dwarfer!