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Random Quote

Started by Chaosmark Sep 29, 2012 7 posts Locked

  1. Random Quote

    #1
    A random quote I think the coders in the audience will appreciate:

    "Coding is like kicking a problem in the nuts. Some problems get kicked in the nuts by OOP, some don't. People that don't understand deserve a slow and painful death by enucleation with a plastic spoon."

    Source: http://beauty-of-imagination.blogspot.com/2012/07/oop-sux.html
  2. Re: Random Quote

    #2
    Says the coder who prefers Python :P

    Oh, wait, I fit that description too. Maybe that's why I like that quote. Be functional when it makes sense to be functional and use OOP when it makes sense to use OOP. I find that kind of thinking fits a lot more than just programming.
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    #3
    The 6 Stages of Debugging:
    [list type=decimal]
    That can't happen.
    That shouldn't happen.
    Hmmm, weird.
    Why does that happen?
    Oh, I see.
    How did that ever work?


    -- Source unknown
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    #4
    Definitely been there, done that.

    The method of debugging which never ceases to amaze me is "debugging by confession." I can't count how many times I've figured out a solution simply by describing the problem to someone else. Even when the listener does nothing but nod distractedly...
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    #5
    Lol @ "debugging by confession".  That's the best name for it I've ever heard.
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    #6
    It may be a measure of how long I've been puttering with this stuff that I tend to jump to #4 with perhaps only fleeting consideration put towards 1-3.  I see the bug, sigh, and jump to step 4.

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    #7
    I think I have a few confessional threads floating around here! :)

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