Valadaar Staggers in....

1. Valadaar Staggers in....

   #1

   A quaff of fine Dwarven Ale, and one thing led to another and...
   
   Upon successful completion I will be able to use the following in my signature block.
   
     Human Strolenati Level 2 – Dwarven Guild Level 1 Strolenati Guild – Level 1
   STR: 5 | END: 5 | CON: 6 | DEX: 2 | CHA: 4 | INT: 3
   Aka Dorak Stonehammer
   

2. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

   #2

   I welcome you, fellow aspiring beard-brother! Some day, the minstrels will sing songs of Dorak Stonehammer's mighty deeds! (incidentally, your Dwarven first name means "idiot" in Russian  :P)
   
   Check your shaving razor at the door, pour another ale, and immerse yourself fully into the Dwarfness!
   
   

3. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

   #3

   I fail too see the problem here... :)
   

4. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

   #4

   Ok, voted on, commented and read 3 dwarven subs.
   Started a discussion, though somewhat simular to an existing sub.
   Couple subs in progress...
   
   

5. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

   #5

   1 sub down. Two to go...
   

6. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

   #6

   You are almost one of us, Dorak!!

7. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

   #7

   Yup. Need a couple more votes and a stub. You think it would be easy given how stubby dwarves are to start ...
   
   
   

8. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

   #8

   low-blow, Dorak.

9. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

   #9

   I'm sure you'll rise above it.

10. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

    #10

    As long as I'm not short-sighted.

11. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

    #11

    Somebody needs to be the bigger person in this situation.

12. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

    #12

    Not to belittle you dwarves or anything, but ill bet you all drive minivans.

13. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

    #13

    I would continue this, but it is beneath me.

14. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

    #14

    I also refuse to stoop down to this level

15. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

    #15

    1. Write 3 subs (1 stub is allowed to count as 1 sub for this Quest. But only 1 stub allowed, 2 must be subs) on anything Dwarven related
    
    http://strolen.com/viewing/30_Dwarven_Treasures
    http://strolen.com/viewing/Seven_Wonders_of_the_Dwarven_World
    http://strolen.com/viewing/Dwarven_Heraldry  (Stub)
    
    2. Start 1 Dwarven-related topic in Forums for general discussion/discourse (hey, it may lead to another sub for you!)
    
    http://strolen.com/guild/index.php/topic,6050.msg73859.html#msg73859
    
    3. Read, vote, and comment on, 3 Dwarven-related submissions by others (non-member subs allowed. If it don't smell Dwarven, let 'em have it! If it feels Dwarven, invite them to join our guild!)
    http://strolen.com/viewing/Thirty_Punchlines_to_Dwarven_Dirty_Jokes
    http://strolen.com/viewing/Four_Forges_A_simple_board_game_played_by_Dwarves
    http://strolen.com/viewing/Dwarven_Pets
    
    4. Must assign yourself at least a "3" at first level in strength, endurance, and constitution, respectively (Int, etc is less important to us Dwarves)
    5. Must have 3 or more votes on each of your Dwarven-related submissions
    
    6. Must maintain a 3.25 or higher score count on ALL of your Dwarven submissions from this day forward. 
    
    
    7. Must add "Dwarven Guild" freetext on all subs
    
    
    Looks like I got em all..
    
    
    

16. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

    #16

    YESSS! Congrats! Welcome, Dorak Stonehammer to the Dwarven Guild. Together, we will rule the world!

17. Re: Valadaar Staggers in....

    #17

    All hail Stonehammer!!
    
    (I am going to fix your sig for ya...unless that is on purpose to have it on two lines?)

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