Umbra's Zen Den

1. Umbra's Zen Den

   #81

   I think captain sums it up nicely there!

2. Umbra's Zen Den

   #82

   righttttt.

3. Umbra's Zen Den

   #83

   He did forget the classic HGFFDTS at the end though!

4. Umbra's Zen Den

   #84

   Oh? He forgot the HGFFDTS? Is the Captain losing his touch?

5. Umbra's Zen Den

   #85

   I dont think so, after all, it is just random gibberish on my part!

6. Umbra's Zen Den

   #86

   And the end of the words is OMUS.

7. Umbra's Zen Den

   #87

   Ahh yes, I always forget to dot the "t"s and cross the "i"s!

8. Umbra's Zen Den

   #88

   Shame on you!

9. Umbra's Zen Den

   #89

   I know, my mother whipped me as a babe for my insolence with that rule!

10. Umbra's Zen Den

    #90

    CHA-CHA-CHA!

11. Umbra's Zen Den

    #91

    *fires evil glare at the captain*
    
    "lets see you get whipped by the strongest elf in the tribe"

12. Umbra's Zen Den

    #92

    What? All I said was:
    
    CHA-CHA-CHA!

13. Umbra's Zen Den

    #93

    "and I merely stated that its no laughing matter to get whipped by so strong an elf!

14. Umbra's Zen Den

    #94

    I wasn't laughing. I was saying CHA-CHA-CHA!

15. Umbra's Zen Den

    #95

    Yes, and thats the ancient symbol of laughter to the elves.

16. Umbra's Zen Den

    #96

    Bah!

17. Umbra's Zen Den

    #97

    That's penguin for:
    "I do not like what you are saying so shut up now"
    
    isnt it!

18. Umbra's Zen Den

    #98

    No...It's just: Bah!

19. Umbra's Zen Den

    #99

    I was whipped with the flat of a sword. That is why I am so messed up

20. Umbra's Zen Den

    #100

    I'm a penguin. That's why I'm so messed up.

21. Umbra's Zen Den

    #101

    That mite explain something....

22. Umbra's Zen Den

    #102

    You two are beginning to sound married. You say one thing, and he interprets it another way.
    
    It's like a mini soap.

23. Umbra's Zen Den

    #103

    Mini-soap? Like the kind you get in hotels?!
    I love that mini-soap!

24. Umbra's Zen Den

    #104

    Captain, you are the most random person I have ever met!!
    
    Will you please teach me???

25. Umbra's Zen Den

    #105

    Bah!

26. Umbra's Zen Den

    #106

    YOODT MEHT BEDT

27. Umbra's Zen Den

    #107

    Oh Captain! My Captain!
    
    [insert randomness here]
    
    *yawns*

28. Umbra's Zen Den

    #108

    thats one way siren!

29. Umbra's Zen Den

    #109

    Yep, it's Captain Outrageous...

30. Umbra's Zen Den

    #110

    I HAVE ARRIVED!

31. Umbra's Zen Den

    #111

    Oh Captain! My Captain!
    
    [insert randomness here]
    
    *yawns*

    
    
    Quickly, strom looks up from the parchment he was reading; intrigued about would could now be happening.

32. Umbra's Zen Den

    #112

    more like captain OBVIOUS!

33. Umbra's Zen Den

    #113

    Oh, yeah SniperBOY?!

34. Umbra's Zen Den

    #114

    hey, I was following Ria!! But I guess I asked for that one!!!

35. Umbra's Zen Den

    #115

    "Hah, hah, ha," and with that, Strom went back to reading the parchment.

36. Umbra's Zen Den

    #116

    "ooooh, the Enquirer! Can I have a page?"

37. Umbra's Zen Den

    #117

    And here I thought Strom was actually studying something of importance.

38. Umbra's Zen Den

    #118

    nope, just reading up on the next time the Earth is supposed to be sucked into a black hole!

39. Umbra's Zen Den

    #119

    Actually, the end of the universe is coming next week.
    
    Besides, as my title implies, why in the world would I waste my time; the headlines are always the same, with different names inserted every ten years. And reading about a celebrities problems is much more interesting for conversation around the water cooler.

40. Umbra's Zen Den

    #120

    "Did you hear? J-Lo just got her 96th divorce!"
    "Heh-heh. Wow. How does she do it?"

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