Jaxon Action

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   #41

   ok, but its moons can all be Yuugoth! add a number to the end of each like Yuugoth1...Yuugoth2... and so on

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   #42

   That would be confusing to the inhabitants. You want to go to Yuugoth? 1 or 2or 3 or 4or 5

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   #43

   5 is best food, 4 has best prices, 3 is for cloathes, 2 has great massages, and 1 is nothing but sports!

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   #44

   And the main planet is for everything else?

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   #45

   no, the main planet is too cold for humans to live on it!

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   #46

   So would the moons then.

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   #47

   No!
   Cuz' the moons would be heated by ancient alien relics!

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   #48

   Oh okay. Why didn't they do that to the main planet?

9. Jaxon Action

   #49

   Because they were aliens and they were weird.

10. Jaxon Action

    #50

    right... Aliens are usually portrayed as smart

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    #51

    They were technologically superior but with an outlook on the universe that was completely unlike ours.

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    #52

    oh, okay... Hey you finish these up and I will just answer tomorrow..

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    #53

    umm I think we finished already!

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    #54

    Wuh-lah!

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    #55

    Oh, and Kudo's to Captain for pointing out the relics. I was going to say something stupid like atmosphere!

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    #56

    Hey snipe!
    Guess what I'm wearing?
    
    
    
    BEE PANTS!!!!!

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    #57

    You told me that already, and yet again its just the afteraffects of my hallucinogetic pants!

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    #58

    I was going to say something about aliens.... Oh darn! I forget!

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    #59

    Its the damned alien memory ray! Call the captain, we need one of his quick-fixes (AKA slapping you with a trout) immediatly.

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    #60

    What's wrong with you?! (Slaps Tari upside the head with a large trout)

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    #61

    Thanks captain. We cant have our youngest active member under the aliens control!

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    #62

    Adel was the youngest, until she left! (Bursts into tears and starts drinking bottle after bottle of sake)

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    #63

    Are you sure, I though even I was older than Adel, and Almatari's older than me!

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    #64

    No, I'm not! I thought Sniperspy was second youngest only to me and Adel was third... Or am I missing a joke here?

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    #65

    ummm, switch both "oldest" to "Youngest" in my last post.. :oops: :oops: srry.

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    #66

    "no problem." :D "sorry, but red is not a good color for you"

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    #67

    Uh...Okay then. (Bursts into tears again and drinks bottle after bottle of sake as his pirate crewmen try to comfort him)
    
    *One of the crewmen turns to you* "Sorry about this, he does it all the time. You should have seen him when Axis, our first mate, got the girl at the end of the adventure instead of him."

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    #68

    Poor chap, lost a girl like that...
    *to another crewman* Don't look at me like that! Youre scaring me!!!

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    #69

    *stands up*
    "what the heck is going on here?"

30. Jaxon Action

    #70

    interestink. . . very interestink.

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    #71

    right... I think I'll leave now *glares at crewman*

32. Jaxon Action

    #72

    "again, what is going on?"

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    #73

    "Nothing Snipe, just SOME people have weird lazy eyes..."

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    #74

    "oh ok, like me! That being said, lets be off to our duties!"

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    #75

    "I will not go back to the kitchen! I want Real work!"

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    #76

    You can be my pack mule! I have some stuff you can cary!

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    #77

    Ah, young shieldmaiden, the brewery down the road has positions open for taste testers to assure proper consistency and potency. So come, let's go drink.

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    #78

    thats more of a job for the captain!

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    #79

    D'arr, matey!

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    #80

    Exactly!

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