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#81hello it's me the bad speller. -
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#82Dimensification called C-Puff a "chickie." Hmph... -
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#83Hey. Go to the Greetings Traveller page, go to the button that says "New Thread". Click on that and type up an introduction for yourself, allright? -
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#84hello enyone there? -
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#85See the post above what you just posted, Goblef? Read it. I was talking to you. -
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#86=shakes her head= -
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#87wow, funny tales galore for the campfire! -
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#88hello, hello hello, is there anybody in there.
just nod if you can hear me.
is there anyone home. -
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#89=waves= -
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#90*nods head, hitting the counter he is standing behind*
"ow!" -
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#91Hey!
Where's the Cap'n.
I need my daily dose of the crunch. -
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#92*Raises his hand, standing by a secret goverment surveillance camera*
Here I am, strom! They're taping us! -
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#93Hey, do you know what is really funny to do at a government building? I did this in the pentagon when I visited there a year ago. Every time you pass a security camera, look up at it for a few seconds, then open a small notebook and start writing random things (it doesn't matter what). After I did this about 6 times, I swear there were people following me. Where ever I went they went too, and always were far TOO absorbed in looking at whatever we were near when I glanced in their direction.
You know why they did this?.........
They thought I was mapping their security system!! -
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#94How come my HP is goin down people?! -
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#95According to the new stat mechanics, I think that it's because you are posting. -
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#96HP goes down when you make very small posts of "hi" and =waves=. Mp goes down 1 every time you make a post, I do not know how that comes back yet either. The new mechanics are rather strange, and will take some getting used to, but are very effective I believe! -
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#97I don't really like them. They discourage the sort of insane posts that we like to do. Even though in the end the stats mean absolutely jack diddly, I still liked the old system. -
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#98Well, it does restrict the insamity some, but everyone has to admit it was getting a little oput of controle. We are still allowed some lapses of intelligence, but it must now be more thought out, more relevant to the cause, and still be about whatever we want! -
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#99Also, with the old system, it encouraged people like Dimense far too much to missuse it!!! -
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#100Oh, come on. Ever since Dimense showed up and started whining about his stats, the whole place has gone crazy over them. -
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#101So you are saying that the random rantings of one person have swayed the entire Ctiadel? If that were possible I would be so shocked I would have to leave. After all I thought people here were at least SEMI intelligent! -
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#102I think so. Dimense yelled and yelped so much that Strolen just got irritated and changed the mechanics. That's what I think. Of course, I don't really know. You'd have to get the Big S Man's response.
But, something else has been on my mind:
I HATE LITTLE COUSINS! -
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#103Well, my understanding is that most of is "yelping" has happened after the change. He was mad that his HP went down and was doing everything he could to raise it back up to the level some of us have. Me, I noticed my HP sunk faster than a rock in water, but Im not whinin. I just toned my posting down some and am trying to make a bigger contribution to the Citadel! -
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#104Okay. But now:
HCHAAAAAAH! WAGUMBAZAK! -
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#105DURRITLAMISH PRESERVE US! -
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#106ummm, what exactly are you saying here?
Have space aliens come down and eaten your brains, making you incapable of coherent thought? Or perhaps you have been possesed by an evil spirit of the third moon of Jupiter, and are trying to convince us to follow their Gods? Perhaps, as I have suspected for several years, you are truly insane, and spout random sayings in a horrible attempt to prove your competence. Whatever the reason, I must say I find you highly humorous, so please don't fight it!!! -
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#107Greetings! May Hru'u, Great Lord of Change, smile in six dimensions upon you!
FZOW! -
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#108I wish I could controle my dreams. Almost once a week, I dream I am underwater and can breathe! If i could controle what happened, man that would be the cooloest thing ever! Instead, I seem to be driven by an invisible force, it is almost like though I am seeing everything from my own eyes, I am really an outside spectator of my own self. It's rather strange to think about, but it's also pretty cool! I wonder what life would be like if everyone could controle their own dreams! -
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#109You mean like Lucent Dreams? Where you control and remember your dreams? -
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#110Yes, but mainly the factor of control! I remember all of these dreams, but I cannot control anything while I am in the dream. In other words, I do not know that it is a dream until I wake up. Therefore, I take everything as it comes, not bothering to make anything happen that would not have otherwise. -
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#111Perhaps strolen should have a statical explaination tied to the registration program. This would eliminate SO many questions about it, hopefully; of course, they would have to read it. We seem to have to inform new people way too much. -
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#112Jah! Uber-kraftful! -
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#113uh oh. There goes you most valuable score. -
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#114Who cares?! -
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#115The squibs that complain because they are not statisticly good enough.