Smile of the day: The Barbarian learns about sex

1. Smile of the day: The Barbarian learns about sex

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   A barbarian walked into a tavern one day and started talking to one of the many wenches, and during her questions about his life , she asked him if he'd like to have sex ?
   
   "I not know sex" he replied.
   
   The wench helpfully explained to him what sex was. The barbarian said "Oh,....
   I use knot hole in trunk of tree."
   
   Horrified the wench said, "  You have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
   
   She hikes up her skirt and sits down on the table.
   "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
   
   The barbarian removed his loin cloth, showing the wench his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch !
   
   She rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
   
   Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed " What did you do that for ?"
   
   The barbarian replied, "Check for BEESl"

2. Re: Smile of the day: The Barbarian learns about sex

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   That is the primary Norwegian mating ritual! :lol:

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