Barbarian Horde quote contest

1. Barbarian Horde quote contest

   #1

   Strolen is in his seclusion merrily hacking away at the site and of course it will need a lot of more fine touches (and here and there cruel hammering). But there are ways you can help, too!
   
   One of the neat little 'features' of the future site are/will be the error messages. Besides the usual explanation of what went wrong, included will be an enlightening quote from our most favorite and at times erratic member - the Barbarian Horde, of many heads and many opinions. Thus it shall lead towards a deeper understanding of the universe, the inner recesses of the Citadel and sometimes things you really wouldn't like to know or care about.
   
   
   Please include your favorite quote from the one and only Barbarian Horde, or one illustrating this fine group on a heretofore uncompared level. The best of these will be be a part of the Citadel for all eternity (or until the next upgrade, whichever comes first). There are some, more and better ones are needed.
   
   
   

   You are dazed and confused. Can I have some?
   ~Barbarian Horde
   
   This emptiness upsets me greatly.
   ~Barbarian Horde

2. Re: Barbarian Horde quote contest

   #2

   First give your victim a code word and tell them to say this word to stop the torture. Then ball gag them and make them watch Riverdance without the sound. snake_n_bake
   ~BH

   
   

3. Re: Barbarian Horde quote contest

   #3

   Dude that question broke my brain.
   ~ BH

4. Re: Barbarian Horde quote contest

   #4

   Very good idea, we can always rely on BH to provide us with wonderfully insightful quotes, as well as stuff like this...
   
   

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   And they could have pets, and real imaginary friends, and you could get fat from the imaginary tea and muffins.

   
   
   

   "I am the GREAT WIZZARD NAZZERRRRETH!!1!!1"

   
   
   

   looks like only the gratest game ever! (execpt for wow!)

   
   
   

   lol @ the anonymous guy who came back and pretended to be another anonymous guy who agreed with him. 'I swear, the troll idea's great!!'

   
   
   

   What is a mage tower?

   
   
   

   Wait, he hid a roast chicken in his codpiece?

   
   
   

5. Re: Barbarian Horde quote contest

   #5

   LOL!!
   
   I really have nothing more to say than that. Sorry for the spam.

6. Re: Barbarian Horde quote contest

   #6

   This is a sweet one:
   
   This one time, at Orc Camp, we were looking for a sub with a random freetext but couldn't find anything.
   ~Barbarian Horde
   
   

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