Well met strangers

1. Well met strangers

   #1

   Well met strangers.  I am new to this site, but I am very pleased by what I have seen thus far.  I look forward to sharing new ideas and writings with you all. 
   
   
   Shadows engulf light....
   Light breaks the shadows
   
   MJS thanx for introducing me to this place.  May Dagorath feast on your bones!!!!
   
   

2. Re: Well met strangers

   #2

   Welcome, Light-Engulfer!  Huzzah to MJS for bringing new flesh - er, writers into our midst.  While Dagorath feasts on your bones, you can enjoy these tasty riblets:
   [img width=400 height=266]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/395015047_bcdbbd2a62.jpg
   Asian style!  Surely of a morally-sound source, right? (wink wink, nudge nudge)

3. Re: Well met strangers

   #3

   Be welcomed friend of Mike! And may Ialdoboth grow fat on your marrow.

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   #4

   Create a submission and we shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.
   
   First things first, I would suggest that you scroll trough some content, enter tha which catches your fancy, read and comment. After some comments you will understand what's in a sub(both good and bad)- Then I would suggest creating a submission, hopefully it will include leather wrapped assasins that stalk taverns pretending to be ordinary people;)
   
   But seriously: I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap itself around the rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?
   
   Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why! Because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear up that shit in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors I always choose rock! Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my allready clenched fist and say: "Oh I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you dumbass!"
   
   : :what: :lol:
   
   

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   #5

   Yes, well.. welcome aboard!

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   #6

   That is exactly why I always choose dynamite. Kind of a Mutually Assured Destruction. If they claim that they won, I'll simply explode my dynamite and take out both of us, that way nobody wins.
   Oh, yeah. Hello, Shadowskin! May you never step on the twig in the woods or stub your toes while treading through some darkened room!

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   Many thanks for your warm greetings my fellow scribes.  My most humblest of apologies for my tardiness in replying to you all.  It is difficult ruling between here and the Nether world.  MJS missed summoned as usual and some other planar thing decided to ransack my castle.  "MJS what have you done?"  " I thought I had it perfect this time shadowskin"  "Obvisously not...get rid of it" "Yes right away" " Ash nagh hmm gathall!!!"  "MJS!!!!!..what are you doing??!? Its still here and its gotten bigger" " Are you trying to kill us?" "My bad shadowskin wrong components again" " Where is that eye of newt again?" " "Oh yes here it is" " Be gone fell beast to whence you came!!!" " Ok that did it" " Thank you MJS" " Thats it MJS no more interdimensional summonings for a month!!"
   
   

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   #8

   Oh dear.
   
   Do we need to rebuild one of our wings?

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