Quickly i come, galloping, galloping.

1. Quickly i come, galloping, galloping.

   #1

   So i'm sitting at a computer trying to decide how best to word my introduction. I thought maybe i could be deft and full of wit and so amaze you all with my command of the English language. Or i could confound you will some random weirdness like the last guy. Another idea that crossed my mind was to roleplay in some cool way using lots of clever words but i figured whatever i do i'll look stupid. So i did this and since the fickle finger of fate brought me here and rekindled my RPG nature i'll just say i am looking forward to many nonsensical weird chats and letting loose all of the ideas that come out of my mouth and in all likelyhood, other orafices too.

2. Quickly i come, galloping, galloping.

   #2

   Welcome, We have weird conversations, unnatural ideas that sprout from nothing at all and our Chutlulu(?) loving Penguin. Have some Grog and sit with us, Weirdness will shortly come.

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   #3

   Who?

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   #4

   "Thats CTHULHU! CT-HU-LH-U! CTHULHU!" roars a penguin in a ridiculous pirate get-up, waddling towards with two frosty mugs of salty, foamy, green grog. "I be Captain Penguin, the Master of the Unfortunately Permanent Brigade! Ia Cthulhu!"

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   #5

   Jaxon's intro, I could swear that I've heard it or read something exactly like that before.

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   #6

   Hm, well, Maybe. I havn't. I know that for a fact.

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   #7

   a fact? are you sure? nothing is ever known as a fact! There is always a shadow of doubt!

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   #8

   BOOH-YAH! Demon man! Yeah! Demon-ma-ha-han! Demon man! HOOOOOOWAAAAAH!

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   #9

   My point exactly!

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    #10

    Well, a traveler from abroad. Welcome to Strolen's humble domain. I hope you find your stay here fascinatingly bizaare, if not enjoyable.
    
    (slowly reaching into the depths of his long locks, Strom recovers his pipe and five gold coins)
    
    Let us drink some ale with our new companion. Buuurrpp!!

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    #11

    Hm, ale that is something I haven't had for a long time. It tends to be grog. What I would give to have some of Mayfeild's finest ale about me *sigh*

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    #12

    I think a touch of ale will taste nicwe after all the grog!

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    #13

    Now all we need are some minstrels for entertainment.

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    #14

    Stupidity with style.
    
    Outstanding.
    
    Actually, by not being wierd or crazy or using a roleplaying introduction you have been almost completely original with your intro.
    
    Welcome to this humble Citadel. Glad you found us and I hope you will make yourself at home. Mi casa es su casa.

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