Hammer make monster flat, flat monster good!

1. Hammer make monster flat, flat monster good!

   #1

   The Warhammer of fatality
   
   The seaseoned choice for the good bezerker.
   Very good for monster crushing, Ja?
   
   Help me, help me to give you something good to read, im halfway there with the main ideas for this thing, i'd just like a few good ideas of what people would like, before i get writing, and post it on the citadel.
   
   

2. Re: Hammer make monster flat, flat monster good!

   #2

   It needs to be a little bit more then a damage boosting hammer.
   Take a look at some of the higher rated item subs here to get an idea of what we are looking for.
   

3. Re: Hammer make monster flat, flat monster good!

   #3

   well, I'd start by calling it something other than Warhammer of Fatality. Sounds quite plain.
   
   what about "The Flatterer". Named by an Orc Chieftain with a faulty sense of vocabulary. Some mistake this weapon's abilities due to the peculiar name.
   
   If you want a bit of silliness, how about if the Warhammer strikes its targets flat. Literally. Anyone hit becomes two-dimensional.
   
   Anoher idea is, yes, the Warhammer crushes well, and is a mighty and formidable weapon, but will only allow itself to be lifted and wielded by a member of the female race. No man, despite his strength (or magic), can even lift the Warhammer from the ground, highly frustrating all of those (male) berserkers. The weapon is currently in possession of the Troll Queen. The PCs are hired by their Queen to to retrive this legendary weapon.
   
   I can keep going, but I'll stop now  :P

4. Re: Hammer make monster flat, flat monster good!

   #4

   Instead of the Warhammer of Fatality, how about the Warhammer of Flatality? 

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   #5

   
   Anoher idea is, yes, the Warhammer crushes well, and is a mighty and formidable weapon, but will only allow itself to be lifted and wielded by a member of the female race. No man, despite his strength (or magic), can even lift the Warhammer from the ground, highly frustrating all of those (male) berserkers. The weapon is currently in possession of the Troll Queen. The PCs are hired by their Queen to to retrive this legendary weapon.
   

   
   
   The MANCRUSHER. Wielded by Ntrulgo, Warrior-Queen of the Trulrs!

6. Re: Hammer make monster flat, flat monster good!

   #6

   I like the advice on what to call it, well i guess it does sound a bit plain. I like kinslayer's name for it, "Warhammer of Flatality", can i use it?...
   
   

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   #7

   What Murometz said about comedy, i just love that idea, can i use that too.
   
   If i have been given ideas on this forum and put them into my submissions, should i post a comment on the submission afterwards crediting the people who gave me the ideas?

8. Re: Hammer make monster flat, flat monster good!

   #8

   Feel free to use whatever you like! That is the whole point of these forum brainstorms! :up:
   
   How you credit people giving you ideas, is entirely up to you. For major suggestions, or downright collaboration, it usually follows that you would add the author's name in the piece (as co-author). For minor stuff (such as the stuff above) I would say there is no need. Its what we are all here for. Sharing ideas, and getting more ideas from our fellow members.

9. Re: Hammer make monster flat, flat monster good!

   #9

   Thanks Murometz, i've put you and kinslayers name in the first comment on it crediting you with some of the idea behind it, its not finished yet but it will be soon enough.

10. Re: Hammer make monster flat, flat monster good!

    #10

    P.S.: there are a few ideas in the item itself.

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    #11

    What did you mean by that?

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