Hello

1. Hello

   #1

   
   :lol:
   Just thought I say hello. Not sure what else to say. If you want to know anything about me- ask, as I have nothing to hide!
   
   Larry

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   #2

   Hey England, glad you introduced yourself. I just have a couple questions if you don't mind.
   
   Where do you live?
   Where do you bank?
   What days are you away from the house and nobody else is there?
   Do you have nosey neighbors?
   What is your bank account number?
   What kind of locks do you have on your house?
   Do you lock your windows when you leave?
   Is your bank pin number easy to remember? Prove it, what is it?
   What is the response time of police in your area?
   Is your bank insured?
   
   These are just common questions we ask new members. Nothing too personal but we would like to get to know you.
   
   Welcome to the site!!!
   
   :)

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   #3

   I have millions of dollars in assets. I'm a very wealthy man. I just think at this juncture it would be equitable if we tied the bike pig to the rope and called it good, alright? Because I have no centipedes here and I didn't order any.

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   #4

   Over the hills and far away,
   Teletubbies come to play!
   
   One, one
   Two, two
   Three, three
   Four, four
   Five, fiiiiveee
   
   Teletubbies!
   
   Welcome to the site, England!

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   #5

   As you can see, the Strolenites are a practical-minded bunch, level-headed and not much given to piracy or cannibalism.
   
   Although I'm not certain about the cannibalism.

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   #6

   Eating lead balls that get shot out of a cannon doesn't even make sense!

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   #7

   THIS WEBSITE IS SO EXTREME THAT CONTRIBUTING TO IT IS LIKE SHAVING YOUR CHEST WITH  A LAWNMOWER!

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   #8

   That is better than a cheese grater, at least you can adjust the lawnmowers mowing height.

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   #9

   PI!!!!!! Pi is God.
   
   

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    #10

    I just read this welcoming thread, and I must say, I hope we didnt scare England off!  :lol:
    
    Umm, Welcome, England9702!
    
    Do not ask what happened to England9701. You are better off not knowing. It is safer for you that way.

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