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Tech Support Form
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Tech Support Form
#1Friend of mine emailed it to me a couple of days ago, it actually sounds rather like what I say when someone is asking me to fix their computer.
1 Describe your problem:
__________________________________________
2 Now, describe the problem accurately:
__________________________________________
3 Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
__________________________________________
4 Problem Severity:
1. Minor __
2. Minor __
3. Minor __
4. Trivial __
5 Nature of the problem: Bug solving, Utah style
1. Locked up __
2. Frozen __
3. Hung __
4. Shot __
6 Is your computer plugged in?
Yes __ No __
7 Is it turned on?
Yes __ No __
8 Have you tried to fix it yourself?
Yes __ No __
9 Have you made it worse?
Yes __
10 Have you read the manual?
Yes __ No __
11 Are you sure you've read the manual?
Yes __ No __
12 Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?
No __
13 Do you think you understood it?
Yes __ No __
14 If 'Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?
__________________________________________
15 How tall are you? Are you above this line? __________________
16 What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
__________________________________________
17 If `nothing' explain why you were logged in.
__________________________________________
18 Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?
Yes __ No __
19 How does this problem make you feel?
__________________________________________
20 Tell me about your childhood.
__________________________________________
21 Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem?
Yes __ No __
22 Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me?
Yes __ -
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#4Friend of mine emailed it to me a couple of days ago, it actually sounds rather like what I say when someone is asking me to fix their computer.
1 Describe your problem:
My computer isn't working right
2 Now, describe the problem accurately:
It does that thing where the screen turns blue and the computer makes that blurp sound
3 Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
I think the hard drive's plasma coupling is on the fritz
4 Problem Severity:
1. Minor __
2. Minor __
3. Minor _X_
4. Trivial __
I'd say level minor, sounds impressive but not as hard as say Trivial Persuit, that game is wicked hard
5 Nature of the problem: Bug solving, Utah style
1. Locked up __
2. Frozen _X_ it did turn blue screen
3. Hung __
4. Shot __
6 Is your computer plugged in?
Yes _X_ No __
7 Is it turned on?
Yes __ No __ I'm not sure, I don't use it to look at much pron, just some
8 Have you tried to fix it yourself?
Yes _X_ No __
9 Have you made it worse?
Yes __ I turned it off
10 Have you read the manual?
Yes __ No _X_
11 Are you sure you've read the manual?
Yes __ No __ I use the manual to hit bugs
12 Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?
No __
13 Do you think you understood it?
Yes __ No _X_
14 If 'Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?
__________________________________________
15 How tall are you? Are you above this line? _what?_____
16 What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
_Trying to download pirated episodes of American Idol________
17 If `nothing' explain why you were logged in.
__________________________________________
18 Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?
Yes _X_ No __
19 How does this problem make you feel?
__Weepy and insecure__________________
20 Tell me about your childhood.
__How much is this going to cost me, is therapy extra?_________________
21 Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem?
Yes __ No _X_
22 Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me?
Yes __