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Logical Quotes
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Logical Quotes
#1Lessons in Logic, have any?
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk?
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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#2
Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
Prove: Barney is satanic
The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for
printing, meaning the Roman representation would for
Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
CV V L DI V
And their decimal equivalents are:
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
CV V L DI V
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100 5 5 50 500 1 5
Adding those numbers produces: 666.
666 is the number of the Beast.
Proved: BARNEY IS SATAN!
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If you assign the number 1 to A, 2 to B, 26 to Z and apply it to the
2 words of Computer Internet some interesting patterns emerge.
c o m p u t e r i n t e r n e t
3 15 13 16 21 20 5 18 9 14 20 5 18 14 5 20
REMEMBER: computers don't amount to much when not connected
and the Internet doesn't exist without computers.
The numbers add up to 216 = 6 x 6 x 6
The vowels add up to 60 = 6 x 2 x 5---6 + 0 = 6
The consonants add up to 156 = 6 x 13 x 2---1 + 5 + 6 = 12 (6 x 2)
There are 6 vowels
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
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The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast. -
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#3Mathematical proof that girls are evil:
Getting girls is a product of time and money:
Time x Money = Girls
As any businessman can tell you, time is money, therefore:
Money^2 = Girls
Philosophers suggest that money is the root of all evil, and therefore:
√Evil = Money
By definition, then:
Money^2 = Evil
And therefore:
Evil = Girls -
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#4Damn straight! -
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#5Damn, Pariah, do you happen to know Ra? -
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#6Know him?!? I AM HIM!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!! *hacking cough*
Or not... Don't have a clue who the chap is, looked at that funky monster he left in the forums to gather dust, but couldn't make tail or snout of it.