Crazy Characters

1. Crazy Characters

   #1

   Do you have any NPCs or characters that you found very crazy?
   
   -Abe, a winged alien with a flaming head who speaks only two words "Abe bad."
   -Dwarfmonk, a dwarven monk who speaks strangely and takes off his clothes before he fights.
   -Zimbulgaster, a lich who can't seem to do anything right.
   -Super Poly-Dan, a giant panda bear superhero.
   -Mahgbahdin Vague, a werewolf mage who randomly teleports people that he meets.
   -Snirt, a goblin who's always getting fired from catapults
   -W.O.L.F., an animal companion who's name stands for What Of Lick Fingers
   -Ep, a talking draft horse

2. Crazy Characters

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   * Lucy, the extraordinarily camp armourer and blacksmith.
   * Luigi, the obese restaurant owner who dipped kittens in his drink like digestive biscuits and said "yesno" a lot (he didn't actually eat the kittens, just sucked them).
   
   If I think of any more I've used I'll post them.
   
   ephe!

3. Crazy Characters

   #3

   :P What about Crazy PCs? I had one that chased after a black cat because he thought it was a wizard in disguise :D

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   Seen a ranger that ate squirrels, and after one attack from a giant-sized one, and several accidents where *always* have been squirrels spotted nearby...
   
   ...started to get paranoid from squirrels. :)
   
   You know, they look sooo innocent, so nobody suspects them, cute with fluffy tails and all... better watch your back. Guess where Evil often hides...
   
   Campaign failed, but even today the player (as a joke) occasionally looks nervously around and remarks: It is surely those damned squirrels! :wink:
   
   I am a weak DM, but this I call success!

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   #5

   Damn those squirrels!

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   Had a pet squirel once very cute my cat ate it though.... :shock: :? can cats sense this evil you speak of?

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   One of my PCs had a Lizardman character named Zog who set fire to the first building he saw in every town.

8. Crazy Characters

   #8

   How about a character that started juggling knives everytime she got nervous?

9. Crazy Characters

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   "Uh-oh! Dwarfmonk's taking his pants off, he be! That be meaning dead is you!"

10. Crazy Characters

    #10

    The first words out of my brothers character were "I'm Boog of the Four Winds, do you have any string? The winds desire string."

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    Another friend had a character named Lincolnfroto who always introduced himself by saying "PLASMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
    
    A pair of my friend's characters got together as a duo, and every enemy they killed, they finished off by repeatedly stabbing them in the back and shouting "JULIUS CAESAR! JULIUS CAESAR! JULIUS CAESER!"
    
    I'm very lax about character races and things like that, so we've had everything from an undead half-illithid half-goblin to a half-dragon, ice-elemental, troll sorceror with an extra face in his groin.
    My group is also extremely loud and caffeinated.

12. Crazy Characters

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    Heard about this one from a friend. I understand that in the online version of Everquest, there's a gnoll that will run up to the gate and promptly get slaughtered by the guards. Five minutes later, "Yep, here comes Fippy again." I believe that was all that character did.

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    #13

    A male dryad who pelted everything with acorns. Those acorns became things of doom - killed a fair number of undead with them.
    
    The centaur demolitionist. Accidentally, she nearly immolated the party by flinging a torch at a pit full of methane, and was saved by a critical hit on the torch with a weapon. Later, she deliberately set it off and detonated a volcano.
    
    A warrior armed with, "Smacky the Snow Shovel" as his primary weapon.

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    #14

    A tough as nails, die hard female mercenary, whom you didn't want to mess with... and who had a deep and abiding fear of the Catholic clergy.

15. Crazy Characters

    #15

    I was a "chaotic evil" paladin once.
    Kinda wierd their, but it was fun to imagine his personality.
    *"HMMMMM, training sais to help, but looks more fun to burn building with Lizardman. I know! I'll HELP LIZARDMAN!!!"*

16. Crazy Characters

    #16

    -Gum, a mafia hitman with a flat, rectangular head (Like a stick of gum)
    -Clamhead, a mafia hitman with a round head, bumpy lips, and a pearl tongue-stud.
    -The Big Cheese, a mafia don with a wedge of swiss for a head.

17. Crazy Characters

    #17

    Because Ria's description just doesn't do it justice, I give you:
    The Life and Times of Fippy Darkpaw
    
    Perhaps my favorite Crazy Character though, was my old wind mage. Who did somthing most unwizardly. She berzerked. Constantly. We've also had a sheperd, who would 'forage' everywhere we went. Everything from rare herbs to pretty flowers to sumo wrestlers wound up in her pouch. Of the bunch, the sumo was probably the most useful.

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    A blue velvet dragon, with a realy long tail, who was totaly fond of children.
    
    He would pick them up on his snout and then stand errect, after the children would slide down his back, as if he was a gigantic... slide-thing-whatever...
    
    Yours,
    
    Ylorea

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    I once knew a friend on a SW roleplaying site where he had a character that was a hybrid of a wookie and a Ewok, then that character only spoke very little and whenever he did he farted really bad.

20. i have 2 but this npcs are very weird

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    tha mad ord no ones knows his name he ia pyromaniac and have the curse of inmortality you recognize him cuz his flesh is all burned he always wears a red robe(or rags) and his flesh is all burned also he have a very peculiar laught and smile. :twisted:
    
    bob the globlin ninja well is a goblin that grew up in a monastery by ninja humans he was more like the maid or cleaner of the monastery know some tricks he left the monastery stole one of the ninja robes and someone weapons and he think he is a ninja hehe is a very funny character. :lol:

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    #21

    A guy named king alibaba that swalowws lage fish when he is nervous

22. about pc

    #22

    i remeber once i have this kid playing in a second eddition dnd game he was a warrior name blonde pac man and he has all this magic items and stuff well one day he found a magic ring that grants wishes he ask for the biggest and powerfull sword of all the world to appear in his hand and he get crush by this giant sword hahaha that guy still plays and i hear every time he get a new item or a ring like those one he keep asking all this weird things that crush him get him on fire hahaha a really weird guy if you ask ..
    
    also a calivan player in a revenloof game name cal-ivan haha very original dont you think he always gets in trouble to the rest of the party one of those times he was trying to do the right thing he saw in a village an execution of a gilr they were balming here of some withcraft and kids being dissapearing in the woods near her home well he justrun to her an free here he state she was innocent that night the other warriors that were with him saw here kidnapping a kid in the woods they follow her and found cal-ivan nake with an apple in his face in the table of the women she just freethat afternoon plus all the clerics in the town followed them and burne m all well hahahaha . :roll:

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    #23

    ...Sometimes, trying to read your posts makes my head hurt, forgottengods.
    
    Anyhow...
    
    ...Currenty, I have an amusing PC for a game Siren's running. He's a half-dark elven wizard who goes by the name of Volein. He has an obsession with gaining power - although, unlike his companion the gnomish shadow knight, he doesn't particularly want to usurp a god's place. His weapon of choice? A scythe.
    
    So we have this short, slim half-elf with dark skin, black hair shot with silvery highlights, crimson eyes, carrying around a magic scythe...
    ...Whose current best line is "Try not to get lost in the grass, Gnar, we'll never manage to find you again." Gnar is the gnome.

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    #24

    What's so wierd about those characters?

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    #25

    In Volein's case, it's more of an injoke, unfortunately.
    
    Would you prefer my brain in a jar, who happens to be a spellslinging wizard, obscenely rich, who rides around in a minitank with three robotic arms and a gatling laser on top?
    He wants to be a god, and believes he will be if he can get enough followers.
    To this end, he's taking courses on how to be a god from Illuminati University, and working the miracle of turning cafeteria food nonlethal.

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    I should think that qualifies

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    #27

    I have played a me-rune etched into the fabric of space time. At one point in the game, the poor girl was engraved on the wall for one turn.
    
    I have also played a mercenary who would not enter battle unless he was wearing a freshly cleaned Armani suit. Yes, he did bill this expense to his employer.

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    #28

    Tera in the spiritbearers thread is a clumsy assassin. She tripped over a begger in the streets while running from the town guard, ending up with a night in prision.

29. My Two Cents

    #29

    Players in my games: - A PC that succesfully had his upper torso grafted onto the neck of a camel, a very evil fellow, he stabbed a 5yr old in the head because he asked for some food.
    - A Halfling Necro/Barbarian who took over many thrones with his undead army and oversized axe, also made good friends with a Red Dragon named Boots.
    - A Semi-Doppleganger Assassin who killed drunks whenver he needed money, when the bodies were discovered he blamed the nearest halfling.
    - Shump Thokk, a Hork (half orc/ half human) who was killed off within 10 secs of entering the campain because he thought someone said the princess was a dragon.
    
    NPCs - a evil Derro Dwarf Monk who everyone thought was a spellcaster, they were sure surprised when they ran up to attack him.
    - A Gnome who would appear as a talking stump to lead the PCs in the wrong direction.
    - Boots, a Red Dragon who loved the taste of boots, especially in a nice cup of tea.
    - Murook of the 7th sun, a Paladin Orc who always tried to make a flashy exit and entrance but it never worked. He is now a zombie.
    
    ~ :D :D :D

30. Crazy Characters

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    One of my odd character's was a wrestler that only went around wereing spandex and his special move was nicknamed the "Cornhole."

31. Crazy Characters

    #31

    I remember zog, but anyway.
    how about kefka from ff6, hes one insane clown-like guy.
    Hulio-the stoned wizard
    godfree- the holy necromancer

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    Stuff from one of my lesser-known campaigns:
    
    Elfbong: Owner of a bar, stoner, gets dismembered repeatedly, but never shows any pain. He also makes a very good axe handle... ^^
    
    Alfarai: Pimp-daddy captain of the royal guard, also a stoner. Ends up dying by suffocation by his cape. (I LOVE critical failures in the d20 system.)

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    svirfneblin paladin/ranger of orken (god of killing pests), he kills all vermin on sight. favored enemy vermin and sworn to rid the world of insects
    
    a cleirc/wizard lich who has issues with the monster he's become so takes the prestige classes hunter of the dead and occult slayer.

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