Freetext That Strolen's Just Isn't Ready For

1. Freetext That Strolen's Just Isn't Ready For

   #1

   When looking at the freetext entries, one can readily see the utility of such phrases as:  A rod with a dark secret (Don't most rods have dark secrets?) and Beautifully made breastplate, with a dark secret.
   
   Naturally, these would suggest that we need:  A spatula, with a dark secret or Massage device, with a dark secret.
   
   The moving and evocative Enormous, lavishly decorated sword of power suggests:  Desperately misunderstood phallic symbol.
   
   I'm sure that there are many more Freetexts crying out to be recognized!
   
   

2. Re: Freetext That Strolen's Just Isn't Ready For

   #2

   The Gem-Engraved Mithral Collar and Strong wristbands with a dark secret clearly belong to some S&M equipment set.
   
   Delusional Fighter, Fighter for the rights of freaks and Failed Wizard and Inept Alchemist win the award for Least-wanted Party Members, while The littlest vampire is honored as Most adorable undead.

3. Re: Freetext That Strolen's Just Isn't Ready For

   #3

   The Beautiful feather head-dress, Master of Disquises, and the Imperial Princess suggest the useful freetext Cross-Dressers, while Weapon of Indeterminate Type, Unique Lifeform, and What the Heck Is That?! suggest the Freetext No points in Knowledge Skills.

4. Re: Freetext That Strolen's Just Isn't Ready For

   #4

   Great series Wulfhere. I laugh whenever I see an update!

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