Greetings Mortals

1. Greetings Mortals

   #1

   Greetings Mortals, I am he who is the Lewd Beholder, a veteran gamer, who has only gotten back into D&D relatively recently.
   
   I've played pretty much every game under the sun (including macho chicks with guns and all flesh must be eaten)
   
   I used to be really fond of palladium games and will even have a book published when they actually figure out the meaning of a deadline, and would like to say...FEAR ME!!!
   
   Just kidding mortals.
   
   Catchya later.

2. Greetings Mortals

   #2

   Welcome Lewd Beholder. Welcome to our big happy, slightly insane, family :mrgreen:. I think you'll fit in here just fine.
   
   BTW, be prepared to be flooded with food offers.

3. Greetings Mortals

   #3

   food offers...okay I'll bite.
   
   What about food offers?

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   #4

   Well, Kassil tends to offer doughnuts, Lady Wiccan Wolf does popcorn, and Grimalkin seems to be offering stew to any one who wants any. There may be others, but I can't remember them right now and I'm too lazy to look.

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   #5

   He knows about Lady Wolf and I, I think.
   
   LEWD! Good to see you! Going to share your ten-foot-pole wisdom here?
   
   Have a doughnut!

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   #6

   [The Rock]
   mmm, the Lewd One accepts your donuts, and can tell where you can stick that pole.
   
   at Roody Poo avenue and up Candy Ass drive
   
   Can you SMELLLLL what Lewd is cooking.
   [/The Rock]
   
   j/k lad, good to be aboard.

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   #7

   [cheers intro]
   LEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWDDD
   
   
   I am frightened to ask of the things you may have beheld. :wink: Lewd or otherwise.
   
   Thank you for visiting our humble little realm. The yogurt covered pretzels are to kill for.
   
   Oh, and keep that pole away from me. :P You never know where it has been.

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   #8

   Yarr! Have some grog, ya big, tentacular, levitating, blinking, insane, veteran, gaming, zapping, screaming, lewd beholder!
   You disgust me! (In a good way.)
   
   
   
   D'ARR!!!!!!

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   #9

   *sneaks up behind Lewd, wraps arms around him and hugs tightly*
   
   "I see you finally made it here my love...welcome." :wink:

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    #10

    For once in his life, Captain Penguin is speechless.....!
    
    
    :shock:

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    #11

    LOL
    
    Guess I will have to open a "Members Only" room. :wink: :oops:
    
    BAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA cough....ehem.

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    #12

    I wouldn't worry if I were you, Strolen. :wink: There's no danger of anyone being blindsided by something unexpected.

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    #13

    The dragon from the caves comes out to see the rumble outside,
    "a new arrival, mm interesting. Greetings lewd and welcome to the citadel hope you feel at home here".

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    #14

    *sneaks up behind Lewd, wraps arms around him and hugs tightly*
    
    "I see you finally made it here my love...welcome." :wink:

    
    
    
    (((((((((((long, slow, passionate kiss))))))))))))
    
    Always a pleasure, milady
    
    
    Now what do you guys do for fun?

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    #15

    All sortsa stuff! Mostly, we give out our ideas on various roleplaying things and items and characters and all that shed monkey fur in a hand drum.

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    #16

    Bye the way, you say you've played every game under the sun.
    
    Have ya' played Dragonstar, BESM, or Exalted?

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    #17

    Dragonstar - yep, got an aasimar pilot/palladin I'm working on
    
    BESM - oh heck ya. Many character's have been played in this system.
    
    Exalted - nope, but I have read the books.
    
    I guess 2/3 aren't too bad. :)

18. Greetings Mortals

    #18

    MORTAL???
    I my friend, am an elven one. I am hardly mortal!
    *walks away in a huff at being confused for a man again*

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    #19

    meh, coming from a race of cowards is hardly something to be proud of.
    
    Or do you believe the revisionist history of the two towers movie :D

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    #20

    er...pay no attention to the man behind the curtain :p

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