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#281Will someone blow up already? :D -
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#282NEVER! (holds in his explosive force) -
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#283hay, I knew this would come in handy.
(And in CHUCKANATOR'S robotic hand is a remote detonator with a blinking red button.)
I just found it in a box of junk, and I don't even know what it goes to. well, we'll never know until the button is pushed.
(CHUCKANATOR then presses the button and now something out there was just destroyed.)
whatever it was that I just destroyed, no one will ever know.............. -
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#284*Running towards the Inane natter*
Have you heard the news!? Mcdonalds suddenly blew up just now!! -
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#285take that you stupid clown!! :x
it's about time you stop freak'in kids out -
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#286Atleast we still have Arbey's (I don't know if I spelled that right) and Wendy's. Did you ever think that Arby's and Wendy's should team up so that Wendy could wear the cowboy hat and she wouldn't look so geaky. I mean come on! That Pippy Longstocking look os so 3 seconds ago! -
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#287I didn't even know that :o -
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#288I have no idea what's that about.... -
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#289Wendy in a cowboyhat..... I have the wierdest feeling that would work :up: -
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#290Running five thousand miles, and running short on air
One hundred liters of adrenaline, Making my whole body go at full power
Coming this far should be fine, right? How far would be okay?
The trees that adorn the town, keep changing their appearance
The completely changed whiteness, the never changing weakness
I want to trust in who I am right here, right now
Right hand and left hand, I raise them up high
Slash through the darkness and go!
There's nothing fake.
My revolve is fading. -
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#291run! Rei run!!
you can do it!!!!!!! -
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#292:hyper: -
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#293:flydrag1:
look at him go,
He's ZOOMING!!! :o -
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#294*WOOSH~* -
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#295NO! You hAve it all wrong Rei! It's *SWOOSH~* not *WOOSH~* :bat: -
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#296Kobey!!!!! -
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#297What are you saying T-bone!? Your the one who's wrong! Swoosh is for swinging sounds and woosh is for straight runs! -
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#298The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car
videos around the country...
#15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that¹s the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."
#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through CPIC/NCIC."
#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."
And ... THE BEST ONE!
#1 "You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't - Sign here."
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#299OMG! Thats really funny!
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#300While reading that, I wish I had had a glass of milk, that way it would have shot out my nose. -
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#301I wonder if anyone can shoot milk out of their ears? -
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#302I saw this one show that this guy was smoke'n a ciggaret through his ear once. He was able to because he had surgery on his ear, but it rendered the ear drum useless. -
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#303That only means his deaf, isnt he?
How bout through the eyes? XD -
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#304I saw that on Rippley's -
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#305Some one smoking through their eyes, now that would be a sight to see. Although it would be practically impossible. Hmmm, or would it? :shock: -
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#306Well.... its impossible in the aspects of the eyes having no holes....
But if the eyes are out of the sockets.... I wonder how it would turn out?? -
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#307Good point! :up: You deserve a cookie! -
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#308*Walks back into the Citadel hours later* Alright who's the wise guy who took all my cookies! :bat: -
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#309I thought you ate them =_= -
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#310....burp......... :puke:THESE COOKIES TASTE LIKE CRAP!!!!
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!!!! :x -
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#311oh never mind >_ -
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#312Huuuhhh!!!! You savage! those are my special fish egg cookies! -
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#313Smoking through the eyes is a difficult, but entirely plausible action. There is, actually, a 'hole' in the eye socket called the Nasal-Lachryimal duct, and for those of you who do not have degrees in biology (like meh Wife) that is the little thing in the corner of your eye that actually produces tears and recycles the fluid covering the surface of your eye.
Yep, the normal moisture of your eye is drawn into your sinuses, and down your throat to be recycled by the body. Gee, ain't that neat?
Now if you are someone like Teller of Penn and Teller fame, you learn how to do little tricks like sticking things in your nose and making them come, albeit painfully, out of your eye. -
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#314If you hold your nose and keep your mouth shut and blow you can pressurize the cavity enough for air to be fealt going through it. Ears may pop causing a deadly rupture and your eyes may bulge out causing permanent damage but it is really cool when you can do it. -
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#315OMG! I have no clue! (I totaly dont remember most of my biology lessons)
But aint that gonna hurt? -
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#316I was just about to try the trick you were talking about Strolen but when I read the part "...causing a deadly rupture and your eyes may bulge out causing permanent damage.." I decided to pass. -
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#317too late for the poor robot. CHUCKANATOR ! !
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#318I pass too....
Too artificial chucky! >_ -
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#319well I think I did get the wheels down really good
though it only took about five minutes -
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#320I dont see wheels =_=