Prime Rib

1. Re: Prime Rib

   #441

   And his jetpack!!!!!
   

2. Re: Prime Rib

   #442

   Personally T-Bone, i would have just stolen the jet pack and sold it on the black market, now with the scratches its practically worthless. O well.

3. Re: Prime Rib

   #443

   Don't worry, everybody knows Chuckantor carries extras.

4. Re: Prime Rib

   #444

   Which explains that un-Chuck Norris-like midriff bulge.

5. Re: Prime Rib

   #445

   And who's the culprit for the scratches on my door??

6. Re: Prime Rib

   #446

   wasn't me, I only threw the old chicken eggs and chopped, rotten tuna

7. Re: Prime Rib

   #447

   Not me  :roll: Wait a minute!  :x I found eggs and bad tuna all over my space car the other day!!!
   
   IT WON'T COME OFF AND IT STINKS!!!!!!
                               s  s  s  s~  ~            ~
                             s  s  s  s  s      ~          ~            ~ 
                               _,,,o,,o,,_   
                             (###/###)  {###{====@@@@* *  *    *    *  ~        ~
         """""""---------/    ;/      ;/----"""--(|
       /)___________|____|____|_______|                  ~   
               ^^                            ^^
               **  * * * *  *  *        * ** *    *      *      *            *

8. Re: Prime Rib

   #448

   That was me. Sorry Rei, "I have a problem, but don't you judge me!"-Joy's mom from My Name is Earl (tv show for those of you who don't know.)

9. Re: Prime Rib

   #449

   I got paid thought! :up:

10. Re: Prime Rib

    #450

    hey! that's my trademark, I have it registered and everything! you owe me $50 for using my idea.

11. Re: Prime Rib

    #451

    HEAY!! yelling is my tradmark!!!!!! YOU OWE ME.....ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!! DO NOT PASS GO!! DO NOT COLLECT 2OO DOLLARS.....or you will die!
    
    
    .....uh, I'll take the fee in Doll-airs..........

12. Re: Prime Rib

    #452

    And the scratching marjs on my door looks like a penis D=<
    

13. Re: Prime Rib

    #453

    UHH :what: that's nasty.......

14. Re: Prime Rib

    #454

    It is! and someone must fix this!! >:(
    Its like those freakin pranks again >_

15. Re: Prime Rib

    #455

    I think the gremlins are back. Not sure, but scratching a penis on someone's door sounds like something they would do. Just an idea, but a simple anti-magic stone should help. Gremlins are magical creatures right?

16. Re: Prime Rib

    #456

    I d...OW IT BIT ME! *POINTING TO GREMLIN* Back off you little Satan!

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    #457

    yeah, GO BACK TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

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    #458

    While you guys are drawing my poor little creations into some sort of unholy mass, or some such, I'm wondering what a marj is...

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    #459

    Whatever a "marj" is, it is apparently of the "scratching" variety. Perhaps a type of small, clawed rodent... and I think the biggest question is why would anyone leave them on Rei's door. We should ignoe the part about the penis. Wait, Gremlins, you say? I hate them things.. always messing with my internet connections. Pah! I spit on you, Gremlins! and pity the poor "scratching marj" they posted upon this door...

20. Re: Prime Rib

    #460

    Gremlins beyond jactuation? [wrong spelling..... was it?]

21. Re: Prime Rib

    #461

    ............. :what: OK, I think it's time to move on to are next subject. Bugs in the PS3,The ultimate gaming system or the new weapons of mass destruction? and in local news, Ipods: How small can they get?

22. Re: Prime Rib

    #462

    I was meandering through the Apple store up at the West Hills mall in Knoxville and saw some new innovations from Apple to replace the hulking iPod Nano and Shuffle models.
    
    The iButton is a music player that you put on a shirt in place of a missing button. It's memory capacity is only 30Gb, so users will have to pick and choose what to put on it, plus it is only capable of handling phone calls, streaming audio, internet surfing and other basic computer tasks.
    
    Raid gets rid of bugs
    
    PS3 will have to wait until 1. the price drops some, 2. they have a game I give a crap about.

23. Re: Prime Rib

    #463

    WTH!? ONLY 30GB!? ONLY STREAMING, CALLS AND INTERNET SURFING!?
    HOLY!!! I WILL NEVER PUT ONLY ON THOSE!! unless if i have sumthin better than that... but of course.... not =_=""...
    I only use a mp3 player here =_=" and about the PS3...... I live on my own and make my own money... so I don't really have time to buy those things =_=" I only have PSX >_

24. Re: Prime Rib

    #464

    a-men to the mp3 player man! And last time i checked, without memory cards, or any other hookups, the ps3 was 600 dollars!

25. Re: Prime Rib

    #465

    None of you has answered the burning (and itching) question:
    
    What (or Who) is a scratching marj?
    
    My theory is that it has something to do with the notorious 18th Century Courtesan "Scratching" Margaret Molindrome, infamous for giving names to her lice.

26. Re: Prime Rib

    #466

    Now, are those regular head lice, or the much more annoying pubic variety?

27. Re: Prime Rib

    #467

    i haven't even heard of scrathing marj. is it lice, or is that the whole question?

28. Re: Prime Rib

    #468

    let's change the subject.......umm....uh.....who likes zombies?

29. Re: Prime Rib

    #469

    they're only good for as walking targets

30. Re: Prime Rib

    #470

    I had a pet zombie once... but it bit me! So I took out my buck-shot and blew it's freakin' head off. :up: Then I went to my secret lab in Kenai, Alaska, right in the middle of a street (you can't miss it.) I called it "T-Bones Baby-Back Ribs/Secret Lab". (That's what it says on the giant sign in the front of it.) Forget I said that part. Anyway, after a series of painful injections, I was cured from the bite.
    
                                                           THE END

31. Re: Prime Rib

    #471

    if only there was a cure for randomness....................
    
    OH crap, not again!!!!!!!  :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno::hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno:

32. Re: Prime Rib

    #472

    Why on earth or moon or stars would you want to cure randomness?

33. Re: Prime Rib

    #473

    :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :hypno: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :penguin: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: ~sigh~ do you really need a answer? :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

34. Re: Prime Rib

    #474

    Yes, yes I do.

35. Re: Prime Rib

    #475

    Hmmm.....Or do you?

36. Re: Prime Rib

    #476

    Yes, final answer.

37. Re: Prime Rib

    #477

    :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down:
    
    :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:
    
    :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
    
    :what:

38. Re: Prime Rib

    #478

    that was a touching story. I hope little jonny's dream comes true...

39. Re: Prime Rib

    #479

    I like T-Bones forum title. :)

40. Re: Prime Rib

    #480

    thanks :up:
    
    *whispers under breath* suckup :lol:

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