Prime Rib

1. Prime Rib

   #1

   Is erveryone off the hook or somethin'.

2. T-Bones Meat Market

   #2

   No, everyone is a cannibal.
   Brains are delicious.

3. T-Bones Meat Market

   #3

   Amen to that Cap. Penguin  :penguin:

4. T-Bones Meat Market

   #4

   >_< Brains >_<
   YUK YUK!

5. T-Bones Meat Market

   #5

   *Forces everyone to watch all the episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger*
   
   "Mwahahahaha!"

6. T-Bones Meat Market

   #6

   Diedrich Knickerbocker once said: "Faith, sir, as to that matter, I don't believe half of it myself."

7. T-Bones Meat Market

   #7

   Chuck Norris top 10 list
   
   
   10. When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
   
   9. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
   
   8. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris
   
   7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
   
   6. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
   
   5. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
   
   4. On the 7th day, God rested…. Chuck Norris took over.
   
   3. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
   
   2. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
   
   1. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
   
   

8. T-Bones Meat Market

   #8

   How was Chuck Norris brought up?

9. T-Bones Meat Market

   #9

   Oh yeah,for the cannibal thing, the next person who talks to me, I will pick their eyes out with my spleen and eat them.Yum.

10. T-Bones Meat Market

    #10

    Hi T-Bone, and sorry because I already ate my eyes after I seasoned, Smacked them with a meat tenderizer and stuck them on a stick outside for three days to attract flys and maggets. And last I dipped them in honey and with whatever I found in my old boots left over from the three year of wearing them everyday.

11. T-Bones Meat Market

    #11

    ...And with that you guys can begin posting. Looking forward to your submissions!

12. T-Bones Meat Market

    #12

    Why would you do that to your eyes? I understand eating your pinky, but your eyes?

13. T-Bones Meat Market

    #13

    so I can SEE NO ELIVE :twisted:

14. T-Bones Meat Market

    #14

    What's Elive? Sorry Ancient Gamer I don't think we are gonna' posting just yet, we have an unfinished conversation.

15. T-Bones Meat Market

    #15

    uh, that was mad bad, what I mean to say is SEE NO EVIL
    
    I don't know where elive came from  :what:?

16. T-Bones Meat Market

    #16

    Elvis?

17. T-Bones Meat Market

    #17

    Chuckanator and T-Bone:
    This is the greetings section and not really intended for bullshit. Keep the faith though: We have an entire area for bullshit and chitchat. Go to the "caverns of inane natter" and post in the Call of Captain-thulhu or something, but please do not clutter up this thread.

18. T-Bones Meat Market

    #18

    Yes, listen to the Norwegian.

19. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #19

    Actually that's a good prompt for me to post the...
    
    UNNOFICIAL CITADEL CODE OF LAWS OR SOMETHING:
    
    1. Listen to the Norwegian
    
    2. You don't have to take links from Moonhunter, he'll give them to you
    
    3. ALL PRAISE SUZOD!
    
    4. Don't try to understand CP's posts, just bow in awe.
    
    5. If you have bad grammar, avoid RiaHawk and her flamethrowers, trout, etc. (flamespitting trout?)
    
    6. Add to the code
    
    7. Add to the code now
    
    8. Seriously, now
    
    9. I can't think of anything else, FEED ME CODE!

20. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #20

    10. Don't control other peoples characters in freeform.

21. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #21

    piece of my,
    
    I Started "Greetings to all of Strolen Citadel." This is my "Crazy" train. And If you don't like how I run it, you can get off. Because if the arguing continues, I will pull this train off the track and then everbody can move on. Sounds fair to me, what do you all thing?
    

22. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #22

    Egads! well now you've done it! You will suffer the consequences young man, for your irreverent rebellious nature!
    
    but seriously, this is a place to say "hello" man...nothing more. Go BS in other threads as AG has amicably suggested.
    
    Oh wait! this is the other thread.
    

23. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #23

    theres one strike!!!

24. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #24

    :P Can we skip strike 2 and go directly to strike 3?  :P

25. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #25

    Strike 3? Does that mean Chuckanator's out?

26. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #26

    *The crowd chants*
    
    "Murometz! Murometz! Murometz! Murometz!"

27. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #27

    no T-bone, maybe should put an end to To My "Greetings" page because
    Some people don't Like my crude, let side- spliting humor and my ways of talking to people.

28. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #28

    Easy there Chuckanator, no need to get frustrated, were just goofin'. :D

29. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #29

    Put an end to it?
    
    It can't be ended, it's like an epidemic!
    
    (the good kind, that doesn't kill everyone  :what:)

30. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #30

    *The Crowd chants*
    
    "Catalyst! Catalyst! Catalyst! Catalyst! Catalyst!"

31. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #31

    Crude humor  :up:
    Side splitting  :up:
    Epidemics  :up:
    Prime Rib  :up:
    Chanting  :up:
    
    okay...everything looks in order here.

32. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #32

    Actually, Chuck, it's not that we don't like it, it's that the Greetings Traveller part of the forum is not meant for humorous blathering, while this section is.
    
    Oh, and I'm going to eat your children

33. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #33

    Two  starving canibals cook up a 6 year old boy.
    
    They're so hungry, they don't know where to start.
    
    One says, "Hey you start at the head and I'll start at the feet."
    
    They eat for a while.
    
    One asks "How's it going down there?"
    
    "I'm just having a ball!"
    
    Replies "Slow down you're eating to fast!" :D
    
    Crude humor :up:

34. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #34

    :mrgreen: :woot:

35. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #35

    Yes Murometz, stir the pot ( :woot:)

36. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #36

    Sorry,but I don't have any children, yet. but someday, I will
    
    Some needs to carry on the family name after all.

37. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #37

    How the heck did "Chuckanator's Prime Ribs" come along anyways?

38. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #38

    Strolen broke it off of the greetings section so you could continue your Inane Natter.

39. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #39

    Curse you Strolen! ( :D )Why couldn't it be T-Bone's T-Bone Steak or something involving my name!!!

40. Re: Chuckanator's Prime Ribs

    #40

    Hey, you did get credit for creating the post!

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