Here we go again

1. Here we go again

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   Everybody, I would like you to welcome Murometz to the fold.
   
   Please quickly go through the threads and purge all the snide off-handed comments we had about him before he sees them. Everybody remembers the Scrasamax incident, and the Kinslayer Kaniption, and the Shadoweagle fallout, and the Ancient Gamer Armaggedon, and....nevermind, you know the list. So purge now before it becomes an 'issue.'
   
   
   
   

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   Gee! That was the warmest welcome I've ever received!
   
   "Welcome! now RUN everybody and get rid of all the crap we posted about that idiot"  :shock:
   
   Still not sure why I got this honor (seriously). If it was the $250, what do I get for $500?
   
   A few of you must be seething right now, and I dont blame you. I dont deserve to be here!
   
   I would like to thank my parents, I would not be here today if they didnt "get busy" in the winter of 1970, my agent, the studio, the director, and the big guy or gal up there!
   
   I hope to do you all proud! I will start by assigning you all your porn names.

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   He is serious. He already named me Schnapsi Syrbekksvingen and today I began my new job as a fluffer. Muro says it is important to have ambition and that is my new motto. So if you do not see me much around here, it is probably because of that nose job and collagen treatment I have planned.
   
   Anyways: Welcome to our little big Citadel. And do not think you have bought something lucrative. You have only bought yourself endless hours of nagging, intrigue and random links thrown in your face... Oh, and the occasional rant.
   
   Welcome.
   
   I meant that.  :D

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   The Ancient Gamer Armageddon? Was that the time MoonHunter and I publicly declared the undying love we held for each other? :p

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   I  DO NOT RANT!  I occasionally editorialize. ... well then there is the educational speech... then there is the idiots that need some verbal re-education.... then .. okay maybe I do rant. I guess that is the reason why I was asking for a code.
   
   

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   Oh, come on Strolen, you can't just... oh, hallo Murometz! Welcome new administrator! I am so glad you are now here...  :twisted:

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   And out comes the peanut gallery....
   
   :)

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   *throws peanuts at everyone*

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   As Buddy (remember him?-Gomez from Addams Family) said on Nightcourt, after being released from the mental institution...."The lobotomy scar still itches, but I feel MUCH better now"

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    Perhaps Mur will be a better Admin than I make. :D

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    I see your little ploy, Strolen! Make him one of us and make him feel welcome. Then, when he is most secure... BAM!
    
    :mrgreen:    :wizard:
    
    This plan is so perfect it's retarded!

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    And so retarded that a fork!

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    Perhaps Mur will be a better Admin than I make. :D
    

    
    
    Not hard.

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    "Welcome! now RUN everybody and get rid of all the crap we posted about that idiot" 
    

    You joke, but we had to delete nearly half the threads on this board...

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    Actually no, I wasnt joking.
    
    Nearly half the thread??!! Wow I'm honored. Love me, Hate me, just dont Ignore me (I think Katherine Hepburn said that once...or was it Shakespeare? or Dilbert? or Mussolini?)
    
    Oh and hello Kinslayer. Nice to meet you too.

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