How to live with vampires

1. How to live with vampires

   #1

   I simply had to show THIS:
   
   A vindication of the rights of vampires - a satiric but economically viable view on how could humans live in harmony with creatures that live off their blood. Very much in accord with Undead Economy.
   
   
   Well, would Buffy become unemployed? :twisted:

2. Re: How to live with vampires

   #2

   Yeah, Id have to say she'd be.  Of course, she'd probably join some skinhead-antivampire gang and continue killing the "evil" undead there.

3. Re: How to live with vampires

   #3

   Good.  I will gladly let her digress from stuck-up "saviour of humanity" to being just another disaffected burger-flipper.  I can picture it now:  now-enfranchised vampires pulling up to the drive-through after finding out she now works there, harassing her through the speaker, then trying to get her fired by telling the manager how she threatened to "slay" them. 
   
   "Thank you for choosing Burger World, may I take your order?"
   
   "Yeah, I'd like a large kshhhhhhhr and a ____rge or___ of ___ies, to go."
   
   "I'm sorry, what?"
   
   "Just make it a half-liter of AB positive, Slayer."
   
   "(Sigh.) We don't serve blood here, just hamburgers."
   
   "In that case, I want four Super Double Baby Big Burgers, hold the onions."
   
   "Anything else?"
   
   "Yeah, make that a full liter of AB."
   
   "We still don't serve blood here, guys."
   
   "I'm not going to eat your crap burgers, we're Vampires, stupid!" The car then pulls rapidly through the drive-through, middle fingers extended at Buffy sitting angrily at the window, and stops at the front of the restaurant.  They proceed inside and tell the manager how rude Buffy was and how upset and frightened they were by her behaviour.
   

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