Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary

1. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary

   #1

   Yeah, anyway, well Hi. I'm new here obviously and stuff; and yeah, I will be postin'. Bye bye for now.

2. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary

   #2

   Hello, there, Sagic.
   Enthusiastic are we? ;)

3. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary

   #3

   Hello there Sagic. Welcome to Strolen's, the most wonderful site on the entire World Wide Web!

4. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary

   #4

   Greetings.
   
   Don't worry, I don't actually eat people, I just look like it.
   
   Doughnut? *offers one*

5. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary

   #5

   I'll take one, seeing as you weren't around to offer me one when I joined.
   
   Oh and !Hi Sagic!

6. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary

   #6

   Sure thing.
   Help yourself, enjoy, just don't eat the red-and-black swirl-frosted ones, and be warned the orange-and-green striped-frosting ones are hallucenogenic.
   
   I keep them on hand for emergency purposes, like breaking the minds of those of a self-proclaimed Higher Authority, and I like the people around here too much to do that to anyone.

7. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary

   #7

   ::Nobody appears, not quite existing, but not quite not existing either::
   
   You know, I could really go for a hallucinogenic Dougnut.
   
   ::Nobody takes a hallucinogenic doughnut::
   
   Heh heh heh. Captain Penguin is turning into a spoon. Go Captain Spoonguin! You eat that spatula!
   
   Oh yes, and tell Sagic the Eggnog that I welcome him to the Citadel, but that he should really stop leaking like that because its bad for his health.

8. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary

   #8

   Greep esphe nai tsailen-rophic valenthier.
   
   And an incoherent sentence involving waitresses and gophers.
   
   In other words, hi.

9. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary

   #9

   HEY, its the new guy.
   
   Salmon noogie!!!!

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