The Pit of Ultimate Badness

1. The Pit of Ultimate Badness

   #1

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   Here shall be noted our most miserable, despicable, lowest quality submissions... that we don't delete as a warning, for new members especially.
   
   NPC: Arrkrash the great demon of death and destruction.
   
   Setting: Haven Fortress the home of 15.000 paladins.
   
   Plot:
   
   Item: marantha

2. The Pit of Ultimate Badness

   #2

   I just had to repost it, it is such an awesome submission. *toungue turns to stone after uttering the statement*
   
   

   marantha | british | Fighter | Female | Author: maz
   
   never give up always have a smile on your face
   
   
   Equipment
   knife sheils sword
   
   Appearance
   a knite with armour a sheild and sword
   
   Background
   i have came from all over allways on the look out for something new
   | | Hits 364 | Added 01.07.05 06:49 | Votes 0 Rating 0
   Comments
   manfred Submitted: 01.07.05 07:22 [ EDIT ]
   
   To show how the character seems interesting to me, let me copy&paste the things other people say in cases like this:
   
   A couple of things besides the obvious of "too short", not enough description, about as interesting as drying paint...
   
   There is no plot, no drama, and no hook to this character. Nothing to make this character more than a cypher.
   
   I want you to think about the Gold Standard:
   If the character (item/ setting/ plot) is not as well described or as well developed as a character (item/ setting/ plot) in a novel (excluding horrible game fic novels), then it is not yet ready to be posted. If it is not the equal of said characters, then you need to do more work on it.
   
   0/5 No need to vote on this.
   Ancient Gamer Submitted: 01.07.05 07:43 [ EDIT ]
   
   Never give up, always have a smile on your face, maz.
   But this you need to improve. 0/5
   MoonHunter Submitted: 01.07.05 09:34 [ EDIT ]
   
   Hey! Manfred posted my post.
   
   Then I have only one things to add: English Skills. Why we do not require perfect English capitalization, grammar, spelling, and punctuation, we do require that you strive for it. We are an international community. English is not the primary language for many of us. It makes it impossible (or merely difficult) for them to read and possibly understand your post.
   
   If you are having issues with English, might I suggest you type your posts in a word processor, do a grammar and spelling check, then cut and paste them to the site.
   EchoMirage Submitted: 01.07.05 09:41 [ EDIT ]
   
   *sigh* here we go again.
   Cheka Man Submitted: 01.07.05 14:25 [ EDIT ]
   
   This so-called "carecter" is a piece of spam. 0/5.
   Barbarian Horde Submitted: 01.17.05 19:52 [ EDIT ]
   
   What kind of character is this? you suck Maz.
   CaptainPenguin Submitted: 01.17.05 20:56 [ EDIT ]
   
   Hey, now be nice! His character sucks, not him.

3. The Pit of Ultimate Badness

   #3

   http://www.rpgcitadel.com/guild/index.php?topic=1672.0
   
   Reed's Items: They are bad, they are awful. They are examples of what NOT TO DO!
   
   So lets keep them as examples of awfulness.
   
   So lets keep them as examples of awfulness. So lets keep them as examples of awfulness. So lets keep them as examples of awfulness. So lets keep them as examples of awfulness. So lets keep them as examples of awfulness. So lets keep them as examples of awfulness. So lets keep them as examples of awfulness. So lets keep them as examples of awfulness. So lets keep them as examples of awfulness. So lets keep them as examples of awfulness.

4. The Pit of Ultimate Badness

   #4

   I'd call it the Lead Standard. If your post looks like these shining pieces of waste then they will be flamed, heckled, deleted and ultimately forgotten...unless they are really really unique...and by unique I mean so painfully bad that they haunt us for the rest of our gaming days.

5. Re: The Pit of Ultimate Badness

   #5

   Why was I that nice to the guy who wrote "marantha"?

6. Re: The Pit of Ultimate Badness

   #6

   Off day?

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