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"Hello everybody!"

Started by Lord jackal Jun 7, 2005 20 posts Locked

  1. "Hello everybody!"

    #1
    Hello everyone at Strolens I would like to introduce myself.

    I am the Lord Jackal and I am relatively new to Strolens.

    I have been here a few times to see your idea because I have heard that this website is a great reference and just a good place to hang out and talk about RP'ing. Hope to be here for awhile and learn a lot.

    See you all around

    ~Lord Jackal~
  2. "Hello everybody!"

    #2
    Now, which way to the Tavern?

    Huh, Huh?

    Come on you now you wanna tell me...

    Fine...*takes out flask, glug, glug, glug, glug, CRASH*

    G'night.
  3. "Hello everybody!"

    #3
    Now, which way to the Tavern?

    Huh, Huh?

    Come on you now you wanna tell me...

    Fine...*takes out flask, glug, glug, glug, glug, CRASH*

    G'night.


    Aleft, a right, a left, a left, a right, a left, go around in circles for a bit, and your there!

    How goes it?
  4. "Hello everybody!"

    #4
    It goes pretty good,... but I think I may have a hangover from that last adventure.

    .........argh........yep its a hangover.

    *CRASH*

    How are you?
  5. "Hello everybody!"

    #5
    It goes pretty good,... but I think I may have a hangover from that last adventure.

    .........argh........yep its a hangover.

    *CRASH*

    How are you?


    Har har! You can't get ye flask!!
  6. "Hello everybody!"

    #6
    AWWWWW.... where'd you take me flask.....please give me flask back.......pwwwwwweeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasee?????

    *sniff sniff*
  7. "Hello everybody!"

    #7
    *Pieh jumps up on the nearest table and starts to dance and sing!*

    Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
    Drink and the devil had done for the rest
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

    The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
    The bosun brained with a marlinspike
    And cookey's throat was marked belike
    It had been gripped by fingers ten;
    And there they lay, all good dead men
    Like break o'day in a boozing ken
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

    Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
    Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

    The skipper lay with his nob in gore
    Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
    And the scullion he was stabbed times four
    And there they lay, and the soggy skies
    Dripped down in up-staring eyes
    In murk sunset and foul sunrise
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

    Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
    Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
    And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
    Looking up at paradise
    All souls bound just contrawise
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

    Fifteen men of 'em good and true
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
    Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

    There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
    With a ton of plate in the middle hold
    And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
    And they lay there that took the plum
    With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
    While we shared all by the rule of thumb,

    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
    Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
    Drink and the devil had done for the rest
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

    We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
    With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
    And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
    With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
    And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
    Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

    A flimsy girl on a bunker cot
    With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
    And the lace stiff dry in a purplish rot
    Oh was she wench or was she jade
    Or was she just a shuddering maid?
    She dared the knife and she took the blade
    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

    *Pieh fall off the table, exhausted.*
  8. "Hello everybody!"

    #8
    *Looks down....now who's going to entertain the tavern.... :?

    *Does a little jig...*

    ...No... :cry:
  9. "Hello everybody!"

    #9
    *Pieh rolls around on the floor*

    "Hey! A Copper piece!"
  10. "Hello everybody!"

    #10
    *Checks pockets....*

    Wait I have no money anyway...

    *continues jig*

    Pass me flask....glug, glug, glug, glug
  11. "Hello everybody!"

    #11
    "Barkeep! What can I get for a COPPER PIECE!?!"
    *stands up*
    *looks around*
    *dashes out of the tavern, wondering how he got in.*
  12. "Hello everybody!"

    #12
    *Checks pockets....*

    Wait I have no money anyway...

    *continues jig*

    Pass me flask....glug, glug, glug, glug


    YOU CAN'T GET YE FLASK!
  13. Where did I put that?

    #13
    *Pieh looks around outside.*
    "Where am I?..."
    *Looks up at the tavern name.*
    "The Green Whistle?!?" Where am I?"
    *Goes back inside as it starts to rain.*
    "Oh well, I guess I better make the best of it."
    *Takes a seat by the bar. Looks around.*
    "Hi. I'm Pieh, Grand Master of Flowers. Welcome Lord Jackal."
  14. "Hello everybody!"

    #14
    *Checks pockets....*

    Wait I have no money anyway...

    *continues jig*

    Pass me flask....glug, glug, glug, glug


    YOU CAN'T GET YE FLASK!


    Your Meeeeaaaaaannnnnn! *sniff sniff, pouting face*

    Meh *does a jig anyway*
  15. Har!

    #15
    Beware of the :pixie: and the :hyper:
  16. Re: Har!

    #16
    Beware of the :pixie: and the :hyper:


    Especially :hyper:
  17. "Hello everybody!"

    #17
    I believe this has gone on too long...

    Prepare to be moved to the Cavern of Inane Natter!
  18. "Hello everybody!"

    #18
    Will we be flying there? How does that work? I'm a little confused.
  19. "Hello everybody!"

    #19
    Instant transportation Pieh. :P
  20. * whoosh *

    #20
    That's so cool, I can't wait to be instantly transported! I hope it dosn't hurt, will I be unscathed by the process? Oh, my, now I'm worried... What if I lose my face? Not that it's a good face.. I'd still hate to lose it.. Oh, dear..

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