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Superheroes Ltd
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Superheroes Ltd
#1Setting: Van Buren City
Called the VBC by those in the know, and those who want to sound like they are in the know. This large city located in an ambiguous location on the Eastern Seaboard is a geographically large and diverse locale. The city is built around a large harbour, and was Port Van Buren until 1915 when the shipside industries fell alongside the growing steel industry. It was a few years later that Detroit stole Van Buren's thunder and became the steal capital of the US.
The city retains a large population through economic diversity. Textile mills, coal mining, shipping, and heavy industry are all well represented along with the well accepted, if not Ivy League UVB. The city has an advanced power grid, thanks to having a substancial nuclear power plant, and associated safeguards. The military retains a small base, Abigail Airforce Base, which serves both the air force and the marines.
The population is in the vicinity of 500,000 but a large percentage is below the national average. Crime is common, and the police are often overtaxed trying to contain the drug dealing and petty violence. Vigilantes are nothing new to Van Buren city, and the police often turn a blind eye to their activities, so long as things dont get out of hand.
The First Supers
1946, unbeknownst to the local populace, Doctor Herrman Reinquist formerly of the Nazi special weapons and research center, had moved into town. The doctor used monstrosities of metal, walking tanks and flame cannons to hold the city hostage in a plan to create a safe haven for other escaped Nazi's. This was not to happen.
In times of need, there will rise a hero. Apparently from common roots came a vigilante of outstanding posture...Ultraman! This hero repeatedly thwarted Reinquist and his band of Ex-nazi cronies. The populace rejoiced to hear his exploits on the radio, they had a super like upscale Gotham and Metropolis. This was the way of things for many years.
...But Ultraman grew old. It was time to hang up the cape and put away the mask, but the hero couldnt lie down. Heroes dont retire, they dont move to condos in southern Florida. They face their arch-nemesis and are slain in a glorious, selfless way that inspires others to take up the mantle of herodom. Still, that didnt take the grey out of his hair, or the fact that Renquist, his great nemesis was ten years in the grave.
Hanging up the Mask
In 2003, a new nemesis appeared, calling itself Hellbender. The entity commanded powers of pyrokinesis and telekinesis. The battle lasted several hours and ended with Ultraman destroying Hellbender by collapsing the East Wing of the Van Buren Coal Processing Center on it. Hellbender was destroyed, but at a great cost, Ultraman was horribly maimed, it seemed his vaunted invulnerability had weakened with age.
Three weeks later the millionnaire recluse George Cranston appeared with severe injuries identical to those infliced on Ultraman, including the loss of both legs, and his right arm. His secret identity revealed, Ultraman formally retired, the fact that he could no longer walk made being a super...difficult.
Today
Two years have passed with crime slowly on the rise, and no supers to stand it its way. The city has become morose as the police are increasingly unable to handle the problems but thankfully no supervillians have appeared demanding the attention of the supers. -
Superheroes Ltd
#2The rain broke over the city, shrouding the peaks of the skyscrapers in veils of mist and torn cloud. An iron grey sky reflected the dour mood of the city, brooding like a anxious beast. The lights responded to the darkness by flickering on, casting their sulper vapor orange glow across the slick asphalt. The traffic droned on, barely slowing for the rain.
*****
Some of the faculty at the high school fretted over the computers in the AV lab, making remarks of thunder and lightning damaging the machines. The storm poured down rain, but was not the roaring monster of thunder and malice that they imagined.
"You cant trust those surge protectors," one of the assistant teachers warned, "Its a false sense of security. If lightning hit the building, you could be electrocuted by the modem." she said with a tone of admonishment.
>News VanB.net<
Inserted photo of a humanoid creature eight to nine feet tall clad in a suit of blackened metal. The suit is as much H.R. Giger inspired nightmare as it is insectile and alien in nature.
...photo taken by local photographer yesterday. The suspect eluded persuit, but authorities from the Nuclear Power plant are taking the matter seriously. A few make mention of 'Hellbender' from 2003. -
Superheroes Ltd
#3Trevor looked up from the text and the image on the computer when the assistant teacher spoke. He blinked. Trevor looked down at all the insulating static mats on the floor while continuing to wind up the cord for the VCR cart he was winding. He thought, "It was unlikely that anyone was going to be directly electricuted, unless they spilled a pop on the computer, the floor, and themselves. Of course, the computer could fry, but still.... I guess this is where urban myths start... with assistant teachers." With a sigh, Trevor went to retrieve the last cart.
The cart made its familiar k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k.k as it went down the tiled hall to the AV court. He unconciously brushed the imaginary crud from his butt as he passed the trash can he had been so unceremoneously deposited earlier in the day. At least having super powers made such treatment unpainful.
He used his key to enter the AV court, the fancy name for the spare classroom that all the various AV equipment was staged in at the school. For all his supposed wisdom, the teacher had left one of the computers on. Trevor absorbed as much of the information as he could from the article. Opending three windows, he started three searches on some external sites, seeing if additional information could be dredged up. While the little clock idled on the computer screen, he looked outside at the rain. He really should go out and check this out. He wondered if his invunerability made him immune to colds. -
Superheroes Ltd
#4Source: AP
- Police and associated special personel have been dispatached to the Eastern Seaboard in hopes of identifying the newest figure in the polarized arena of xeohumanity. The newcomer has not made any moves other than brief appearances in Norfolk, Van Buren City, and Savannah...
Source: Reuters
- Detective Van Dyke of the Washington Bureau of Xeohuman affairs had no information on the unnamed xeo currently making rounds through the South-eastern seaboard. Van Dyke has expressed interest in the newcomer but has declined to deploy special tracker units until the suspect makes himself known to be a villian.
"It has happened too many times that a xeo just wants to be weird and left alone. Persuing them just pushes them to worse things. It is my sincere hope that this new addition will voluntarily register himself as per the Xeo-Registration Act passed in several states..."
Source: Weekly World News Online
- Gala debut of Nega-Man, newest hero of the United States. Clad all in black Nega-Man has met with not only the President but Bat-Child and The Roswell Grey Man all of whom vouce for his moral fiber. Paris Hilton has claimed the Nega-Man is secretly the father of her as yet unannounced pregnancy. -
Superheroes Ltd
#5A seedy bar.
Another lukewarm mug of mediocre beer.
David Borean nurses his alcohol on the odd-smelling sticky counter. The regulars know him as Zero, his nickname, and disregard his odd appearance. Newcomers think he's an albino.
Sip.
Two men walk into a bar, tall, squarish, Secret-Service-looking types.
"Mr. Borean," one of them says.
The white-haired, white-skinned man drums his fingers on the bartop. His other hand curls around the glass mug, and a thin layer of frost crawls around his fingerprints.
"Jesus, you people. Can't you see, I'm drinking!" he snarls towards the men in black sunglasses, who glance about slowly and waft away the thin curls of cigarette smoke that compose approximately 74% of the bar's atmosphere.
"Mr. Borean, the executives will not be happy about this. This is the fourth time this year you've broken contract, and the contract stipulates that..."
"Fuck you," Zero says lazily, tossing long, thin, straight white hair out of his blue eyes.
The head suit sniffs. "This isn't just a matter of contract, Mr. Borean. Your health is at stake here- if you don't get a booster shot of dampener, you know what could happen."
"Fuck you," Zero repeats. A moment passes. He sips from his beer, and the icy glass is now fogged over. A thin layer of ice forms beneath the palm of his hand on the counter.
The bartender sidles over to wipe it away with a filthy rag. "Hey, Zero, watch the finish. Yer' ice shit ruins it."
"Mr. Borean, I'm afraid this is a large breach of contract and...," the headman trails off meaningfully.
"Yeah, no shit. Go fuckin' deal with it, 'cuz I'm tired of it. Why don't you go on back to those motherfuckers down at the Concern and tell them that they can suck my fat one? I'm fed up with your damn contract," drones Zero, repeating a refrain he's done a thousand times before.
A moment passes.
"Yeah, gimme the damn shot," Zero says, holding out his wrist. A suit comes forward and opens a shiny metal briefcase on the bar, pulling out a small syringe of bluish-grey fluid, which he jabs into the pale man's artery. Zero hisses like a cat, and for a moment, the air around him crackles with a sudden instantaneous cooling and re-warming.
"Now, Mr. Borean. The board would have been willing to let this behavior continue. But at the moment, there is an issue. A new xeohuman criminal has arrived in the City, and we believe that it may be something like we haven't seen since Hellbender."
"Yeah, fuck right. That bastard was fucking Satan himself."
Zero looks up to the muted television, and sees the tall metal nightmare. Even with the sound off it's scary as hell.
"That your motherfucker?" he says, pointing toward the screen.
"Yes," the suit replies.
Zero takes a contemplative last sip of his beer (at least, that of the beer that isn't frozen solid) and turns to the suit.
"Go fuck yourself, Agent Spruance."
"Glad to have you aboard, Mr. Borean." -
Superheroes Ltd
#6His back against the graffiti covered wall of what was easily the filthiest public toilet he had ever seen,(and he had seen quite a few)George wiped his brow and stared unhappily at the tattered,grubby wad of five ten dollar notes hanging out of his wallet. About ten days ago,he'd had at least a hundred and twenty bucks with him when he'd arrived here to cover a story. Now it was just fifty dollars. Damn. His money was running out fast The cost of living in the VBC was sure high. Good old Chicago had never been that expensive,at least not back when he was living with his folks.
Well,he didn't have them to rely on them now. And something told him that old Matherson,the guy who ran The Bulletin,wasn't going to mail him more money. Nah,asking old Matherson to bail him out was practically an invitation to get fired. And he was not determined not to lose the internship he had going with the Bulletin,no matter what others thought of that ''super market tabloid'' as his parents had been so fond of calling it. He'd just have to soldier on as best as he could with a lousy 50 bucks.
Just his luck to get an internship with what was probably the most derided tabloid there was. All the same,it did give him a chance to cut his teeth on the gritty world of investigative journalisim,and for that he was grateful. If he was lucky,this bad assed xeno villain supposedly haunting Van Buren City which he was covering for The Bulletin,would turn out to be the real thing,not some dumb hoax like most of the other outrageous stories they'd published. Not likely though. From what the old hands working there had told him,in all it's 15 years,The Bulletin had failed to get the scoop on a single genuine super. And probably never would... Not unless he decided to reveal what he truly was and agree to field a whole host of questions from them. Not like that was likely either. He liked his privacy just fine which meant that he sure as hell wasn't going to do anything to blow his secret identity...
It suddenly hit him like a thunder bolt,the violent rage that seized him. One moment he was silently lamenting over The Bulletin's lack of regard in the journalistic world,and the next,he was balling up his fists and fighting the desperate emotion to smash something. Silently cursing himself for being so careless,he lifted his shield back in place again and released his fists shakily. There were red scratches down each plam. God,he'd drawn blood.
The noises of the conflict reached George a few moments after he'd felt it. There was angry screaming coming from the women's loo. Two very angry women having a shouting fest,no doubt. For a moment or two,he considered ending it,then shrugged. It wasn't so pressing a problem that he'd have to meddle with their feelings to put a stop to it. Besides,time was a wasting and he had a xeno villain to cover. He was out of here. -
Ace
#7Daryl Waltrip walked along the sidewalk, his collar turned up against the unpleasant downpour. He had been born in Van Buren city thirty years ago and still hated the weather, hated the rain. It was an illusion but sometimes he felt like he could feel it, echoing inside his psychometric realm of perception. It wasnt really there, it was just reflecting back his own kirilian energy back at him. Reduced visibility, or so the weathermen said, he muttered a curse under his breath and took another drag on his cigarette. That damned old man had him pounding the asphalt looking for a few twirp kids, the kind that he thought could fill his damned Ultra-shoes.
Daryl, or more commonly known by the rather embarassing nickname Perceptor continued his trek, sensing the distant massed signatiures of people smart enough to stay in out of the rain. He pasued in front of a handsome stuccoed house with sprawling bouganvillea decorating the fencerow and porch. He could see, or sense their energy inside, the brilliant bonfire of excstasy. He felt mildly aroused, gaining feedback from the rainstorm and their lusty activity. He walked on before he became more distracted. Bitterly he drug out his pack of smokes and lit another one. He couldnt fly, or smash things with his fists, couldnt crush people with his mind, or shoot balls of flame from his fists. Oh, but how awesome it was to be able to see people's emotions, and sense their feelings. Fragging useless power, half-assed xeo-puke wanna be. He stubbed out the smoke on the edge of a brick stoop nearly two blocks from the lovers' house.
Daryl found his target, somewhere inside Van Buren highschool. The echo of a xeo was unmistakable, even if it was muted. Daryl puffed a third cigarette before crossing the street and heading into the building. He followed the signal, it grew stronger, and more defined as soon as he entered the building, shielded from the refracting droplets of water. He walked down two hallways before finding a kid sitting alone in what passed for the geek locker.
"Excuse me, I'm looking for someone, on behalf of the Cranston Concern..." Waltrip said. There was no way that this little twig of a kid was the xeo that the old man was looking for. Damned old bastard was recruiting children. "You know, Ultraman." he said, despizing the words as he said them. -
Zero
#8Agent Spruance replaced the syringe, and the suits with him moved away from the two. Spruance looked a little more pertubed than normal, but the unshakable man in black had been his handler for just that reason.
"Zero, Dave," he says, waving away the bartender for a moment. "The Concern has a job for you to do, and it has to do with buckethead here on the TV. We've determined that the freak, no offence, has laired up somewhere here in VBC." He finally submitted to the glare of the bartender who generally didnt like customers who didnt spend money, and especiallat the sort who made the other patrons nervous, and didnt spend money. He ordered a single beer, but an expensive one.
"Seems the board of directors would like to use you as the leader of a head-hunting party to recruit this guy, or bring him down early in case he ends up being a whack job worse than Hellbender." Spruance said, his hand squeezing his own upper arm. The agent had been one of the few norms who came face to face with Hellbender and survived, but with only a broken arm, and second and third degree burns over about half of his body.
"Some of the other agents have been recruiting you a team. What do you say David?" -
George
#9Melissa Dubois hung up her cellphone and returned her attention to the glowing computer monitor in front of her. The hard drive hummed softly as she skimmed through back issues of the Bulletin, a weekly tabloid rag. She had to suppress a small laugh, they had been close on Hellbender a few years ago, they didnt know how close, and the Concern intended for the rag to not know. The other papers were almost always off base, useless in fact if you wanted solid reporting on the weird shit. One name appeared over and over, especially in the last six months. The writing was above par for the magazine and there was a genuine interest in xeos.
The best investigative reporting on the planet, her boss had said, almost busted my secret identity, but the boobs never knew how close they were. Now they wanted that sort of sleuth on their side. The team was assembled, three full fledged xeos, plus three support personal. She was to go along as a liason, along with two other norms and two as yet to be named xeos. Melissa sighed, knowing that she would have to use that ridiculous code name that her boss had so lovingly given her. Arazi wasnt a super hero, or even a good field agent, it was a suit designer, or a runway model. She dialed the number that Matherson at the Bulletin had given her, she hoped that the reporter was inside a calling area. Matherson had said he was in VBC, but there were a number of cellphone dead zones. She hoped as the phone rang. -
George
#10As George stepped out of the toilet into the dinghy interior of the small eatery where he'd stopped to have his daily breakfast of bacon and eggs,the cell phone in his the right pocket of his jeans begun to blare out it's cheesy ring tone. Wincing, he reached inside and fished it out. He had a very good idea of who would be on the other line. Old Matherson no doubt,wanting to know why his sleuth was taking such a long time to get a lead on the tin helmetted goon that was terrorizing the VBC. Sighing,George answered it.
''Mr Matherson,I know you're worried about loosing this new xeo villain to some other paper,but believe me,I'll be the first to get a scoop on this story,just like I have always been the first to get a handle on every story that you've assigned me to handle. You will have something vital by the end of the week,I promise you.'' -
Superheroes Ltd
#11"That's wonderful to hear, Mr. Michael," A woman said on the other end of the phone, her voice was the sultry southern type. "But my name is Melissa DuBois and I work with the Cranston Concern. We have inquired about your services as a free lance reporter and your manager Mr. Matherson gave us this number.
"We are very interested in the quality of your journalism and were inquiring about having you along for a special mission to identify the newest potential super on the East Coast." she said, and then he could hear the familiar clickety clack of a keyboard.
"We are prepared to offer you substancial financial compensation for your services as well as hazard pay should the xeo become violent. The first scoup would go to your parent paper, the Bulletin, and you could rival that Kent fellow in Metropolis." she said, dangling the bait in front of him. -
Zero
#12"Well, hell, I'm flattered, Spru," Zero says, using a nickname that he knows the agent hates. "I really am. But you gotta' promise me this won't be like that job you had me do up in New York..."
He turns and attempts to sip his frozen block of beer.
"That was ridiculous, Spru, really, it was. You said just about the same thing that time, and guess what team I got- some kid who could move rocks around, some chick who nearly burst my eardrums (I shoulda' ducked out right when I heard "supersonic scream"), and some old motherfucker who I never saw do anything!
"So, who am I going to be working with? And I better not hear anything about moving rocks, screaming, or being really old."
Zero eyed Spruance with a pale glance. -
Superheroes Ltd
#13"The team isnt fully assembled yet, but you will be working with Arazi whom I believe you already know. She is recruiting external talent to document this new guy. Perceptor is in, I think he is up to three packs a day and he is trying to bag a new recruit who could use some training. Kind of a generalist, from what the big man says. Finally you and me kid." Spruance said, looking at the block of frozen beer.
"Ever thought of using an insulated mug, might keep the frost out of your suds." -
George
#14Famous as Clark Kent? That was all it took to get George enthusastic about the offer the mysterious woman on the other end was offering him. Hell,this was the kind of once in a lifetime that every reporter dreamed about. His ticket to greatness,as he would have expressed it in his own words. For that,he was willing to face any kind of danger,even if it came in the form of a potentially deadly xeo.
His voice trembling with barely suppressed excitement,George started talking just as Ms.Dubois finished. Ms.Dubois,it would be a great pleasure to work with your employers,The Concern. Rest assured that they will not be disappointed with my work.'' -
Zero
#15"Oh god. Arazi? What're you people trying to do, kill me? Every time I see that woman...," Zero trailed off into vague swearing.
"Perceptor, eh? Good guy. Like him a lot. After the last job I meant to call him up and have a brew or two, but," he shrugged, "I lack any motivation."
There was a pause. Somebody down the bar coughed a hacking lung rocket while Zero stared off nostalgically.
"Anyway, guess we better get going, eh?" Zero stood up and shouldered past the agents, grinning insouciantly at one who flinched irritatedly, and walked out the door. -
Ace
#16So much for that Secret Identity thing, he thought.
Trevor had retreived his ex-bank bag gym bag. He headed into the 3rd floor bathroom. After checking it for people, he began to fumble with the bag. The lock actually required a jerk of superstrength to open, rather than some pickable combination.
The Suit seemed to cool when designed it. It lost a little in the actual manufacture. He tried to use Xeo-energy to store it so he could "instant change" but after shreding the practice clothes, he resolved to use his kevlar re-enforced gym bag. He checked his GPS and his police radio. And the cape. Sigh. The cape was kind of cool too. It made him feel more "ultra". Unfortunately, he kept tripping on it. Then it got caught in between the bus and the wall, practically killing him. So he remove it. Still he had a great suit. His uniform is a white unitard, with blue boots, and gloves. His upper shoulders, chest, and arms have a broad blue and red stripe. On his chest he has a yellow eight pointed compass star. Not that it really shows off his power, it is just that it is cool. He has a broad blue cloth strip mask that covers his upper face. Since his "force field" protect him and anything tightly against his skin (at full force), this uniform never tears or gets dirty.
"This is the part of super heroing that people never mention," he said to himself, "The changing of clothes in wet and dirty bathrooms".
I guess I will soon arrive where I need to go, once I find out where that is. -
Superheroes Ltd
#17"I went through that once, but lacking a suitable cool super power, I just stick to plain clothes now." Perceptor said, he pulled a batter but servicable nokia out of his pocket and flipped it open. He pressed a speed dial button, and a long string of numbers bleeped through the phone. He waited for a moment, fishing out his battered pack of marlboros. Ignoring the no smoking law, he lit the cigarette in the hall of the school.
"We'll have a ride in a few minutes." Perceptor said, closing the phone. He tapped ashes on the carpet. "Lets get to the roof, the chopper will be here in a few minutes, better to be there before it lands. They dont like to hang out on the roofs of buildings too long. People get real suspicious and start asking too many questions." he said. -
The Carravaggio Center
#18Built in 1995, the Carravaggio Center became a very popular structure. Dominating the Van Buren skyline, the building was the unique creation of an Oslo born architect of no small skill. Rising more than 50 stories into the air, it was the tallest building in VBC, second tallest structure to the 62 story WVBC radio tower near the docks. The main feature of the building was a keyhole six stories tall and twenty feet wide.
The Westerland Lynx perched gracefully atop the building, delivering its cargo of two xeos to the building. A small groud crew met the helicopter and began to prep it for parking. One side of the top of the building was a helicopter hanger, the other half being the helipad. A carpeted stairwell lead into the building, away from the high pitech whine of the slowing turbine engine, the decreasing thump of the rotors.
Perceptor lead Trevor through several hallways before coming to an elevator. He inserted a key into the button panel, it beeped once, and the doors closed. It was hard to tell the distance, but the elevator descended only a floor or two. If it was a high speed, maybe three or four. The two entered a small but poshly decorated room. All of the furniture was overstuffed and leather upholstered, and the carpet was thick enough to be considered padding for a fall zone.
"If you need anything, you can call out for room service, but it will take a few minutes, the kitchens are on the ground floor." Perceptor said, stepping out onto a small balcony and liting a smoke. Apparently his employer didnt approve of his smoking inside.
*****
George made his way to the Carravaggio Center, half of his remaining fifty dollars going to a cab driver who managed to get lost for ten miles claiming he couldnt find the center. It was an impressive building, a towering monstrosity of gleaming steel and glass, with a huge keyhole in the center. All he needed was for Superman to fly through the keyhole while he snapped away with a camera...
"Mister Michael?" A long legged redhead asked, her hair forming a thick mane around her round and inviting face. "I'm Ms. Dubois, Arazi. If you'll come with me, Mr. Cranston will be seeing the team in half an hour." she said. THey walked through the sixteen door lobby, facing a granite topped receptionists' desk roughly the size of a WWII carrier. The receptionist and quartet of security men nodded the duo through the interior doors. They proceded up a long promenade, overlooking the corridor that run under the building and the road. Several shops lined the aisle. Sandwiches and luggage boutiques jostled for space as people by the dozens bustled by on their lunch breaks. The smell of coffee was both strong, and appealing to a man who had subsisted on burnt convenience store coffee.
The elevator ride was fast, the cubicle whisked rapidly away into the heights of teh building, disgorging them into a large foyer. Arazi lead the reporter through a set of stained oak double doors into a small sitting room. A central table dominated the room. A teenager and a chainsmoker were the only occupants, the smoker scowling at the city from the balcony in a manner that would have made old Sam Spade proud.
*****
The ride to the Carravaggio center was old news. The car was old, not one of the new models. Guess those were reserved for the CEOs, CFOs, and WTF's of the various companies housed in the beast of a building. Lucita, the receptionist smiled at David as he walked in with the goon squad. He knew the other four goons on guard detail.
Watkins and Schaeffer, Ange and Simms. They were good guys, painfully republican and lacking in imagination. They might go far in the company, so long as they didnt mind being stuck in security until they were on a meager pension and grousing about the good old days drinking free refill coffee in the local IHOP.
Spruance and David took the express elevator up to the executive level, and broke into the main waiting room. He had been here before, several times, but he had never actually met Cranston...Ultraman, before. Four people were in the room when they finally arrived. Perceptor lit another smoke, leaning against the rail, while the others seemed to have taken their lean.
*****
"Welcome," A short woman said, brushing her auburn hair out of her eyes. Her orange sweater clashed with the red and brass motif of the conference room. "Mister Cranston will be able to see you in twenty minutes. There is fresh coffee in the carafe, and should anyone need anything the building service has been authorized to use the express elevator." she said with a smile.
"If there is anything I can personally get for you, dont be afraid to ask." she said.
"There is something," Perceptor said.
"No problem Mr. Waltrip," she said, extracting an unopened pack of cigarettes from her attache. "Mr. Cranston said you went through these very quickly."
"Thanks." -
Superheroes Ltd
#19Zero's eyes swept around the room, his fingers tapping a stuttering beat on the tabletop.
Perceptor. Good old guy. How long had it been? Still smoking, Zero saw. Good. He figured that the moment Perceptor stopped smoking was the moment Perceptor would die.
Arazi. Yep. Still hot, in more ways than one. Zero chuckled at his own corny joke.
So these were the new xeos.
Just two? What the hell?
The first was a nondescript man in a ruffled button-up shirt and slacks. He looked rather nervous. What a wuss.
The second looked like a kid. He wore a colorful outfit, like one of the old-timer supers, and looked somewhat familiar. It was that one jack-of-all-trades xeo who'd been around for a month or two. But, crap, man, he was just a kid.
Damn, Spruance. You've screwed me over again! Zero raged to himself. -
Superheroes Ltd
#20George took a good look at the lavishly furnished room. Like everything else about this building,it smacked of great wealth and influence. His mysterious employers sure had plenty of money to burn.
Sadly,the team assembled by the Concern simply didn't match up to the lofty grandeur pervading their employers. A pale albino dressed like a bum. A tough,capable looking high school kid lugging a really heavy looking bag around. Boy,did his multi-colored costume look dumb. And a morose looking man with an evidently out of control chain smoking habit. The last was starting on the new packs of cigarettes that the aurburn haired woman had so kindly given him,while the pale guy was treating him and the kid to a baleful glare. Good thing he had his emotional shield in place. The last thing George wanted was some burned out,jaded ex-super hero flooding his mind with extreme contempt and disappointment. That kind of thing tended to ruin his mood of eager anticipation. Sure he could change all that with a few subtle emotional signals to the pale guy's head,but that was unethical. One wasn't supposed to abuse one's gift and all that. His late mentor Dr.Hoffman,had been very clear on that. For now,he'd content himself with thinking equally derisive thoughts about the hostile albino.
And there was another pressing matter to attend to. His thirst for coffee. Real coffee brewed from actual coffee beans,not that styrofoam tasting trash he'd become accustomed to in the past few days. Raising his right hand to get the attention of the woman,he said ''I'd like some black coffee if it isn't too much trouble,ma'am.'' -
Superheroes Ltd
#21"Actually, I would like to get started. Or are we waiting on more people?"
Ace was annoyed by all of this. The man could see Xeo-Energy (and lots of other things) just like him, though better, just found him in his secret ID. He could only sense Xeo-energy when it was obviously in motion or when touching someone. He did not like the fact that his identity was now a corporate secret, even if the corporation was owned by Ultraman.
He was the only obvious Xeo in the entire room, or at least he was the only one who had bothered to put on a costume. He knew most Xeos had emotional issues, but the vibe from some of these people were odder than some of the homeless he had met. For all he knew, they were corporate drones and he was the only active Xeo the corp had.
Ace wanted to know what was going on and wanted to know soon. This whole thing stank more than the cigs "Perceptor" was smoking. -
The Belly of the Beast
#22The auburn headed woman graciously poured George a cup of wonderful smelling coffee. She allowed him the room himself to add sweetener as he liked. The preperation of coffee was something that some Americans were as fickle over as the British were with their tea. She was quiet for a moment while the others had a chance to mill around and meet one another.
She looked up when a small chime went off. She stood and smoothed her skirt down, brushing her stocking clad thighs in a slightly indulgent manner. "Mr. Cranston will see you now." she said in a chipper tone. She walked to the set of double doors opposite of the hallway and opened them. Beyond was a brightly lit room, filled with bright machinery, hanging plastic sacks and tubes, and various blinking lights. An old man lay on a large hospital bed.
Plastic tubes ran under the sheets, and an oxygen line was clipped to his nose. Two sounds mingled with one another, the steady rhythmic bleating of the heart monitor, and the hiss-pop of a ventillator machine. The man survived solely by means of mechanical devices. He smiled, his eyes bright and clear despite the machines and the lights, and the fact that the freedom driven life of Ultraman was replaced with that of bedridden humility.
"I'm glad to see such a fine looking group." Cranston said, a grandfatherly smile on his face. "I see that you found my protoge, Perceptor." he said, looking directly at Ace. "I can see that you are concerned about your secret identity, and perhaps rightfully so. Here you all are, in the belly of the beast, my corporation...or what was once my corporation. Since my victory over Hellbender."
"That is beside the point. All of you, and your information is heavily encrypted, what little of it that has been commited to data form. Only I have complete access to this data, and when I die, this information will be automatically deleted, part of the programming. I understand the importance of the secret identity, and would not allow yours to fall into anyone's hands. Henceforce, no one uses their birth names, instead everyone is to use their supernames."
"I'm rambling now. I want the six of you to hunt down and investigate the black super who has made himself visible. I will warn you that I have a bad feeling and this might be very dangerous. You will suitably compensated for your serivces, which would allow you to persue your own noble agendas, as beer-soaked, smoke-filled, or iconic as they may be." he said, breaking off into a fit of coughing.
"A few years ago, my company started making Ultraman toys, they are still quite popular. Then, they decided to make the villians too, so Ultraman would have someone to fight. Last year the consumers bought three hellbenders for every Ultraman..." he said, "He died in his prime...and the people remember that."
"That being said," Arazi said, "Lets head down to the next floor and do a suit check, since only Ace seems to have come prepared."
"If you dont have one, we can synthesize one in about an hour, we have access to the same resources that Ultraman used in making his suits. After that, we can head for the VBC Ironworks, this buckethead makes regular appearances there, from what we have been able to gather." -
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#23Every time Zero had seen the old man, he had been like that, but it never ceased to be unsettling. He took in the former Ultraman's words with what seemed like solemn listening, but which was really more like disguised irritation.
Following Arazi's shapely backside, Zero reacquainted himself with the halls of Cranston Corporation. He could never figure out why Ultraman's corporate entity needed such a huge building. It wasn't like the company had that many arms- what else would they do, besides Ultraman merchandise and helping out xeos? He figured that at least half the offices in the building were never occupied.
As he walked, he tapped the kid on the shoulder.
"Hey, kid," he said. "You look ridiculous." -
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#24Ace head was swirling. "That's... that's... UltraMan. Is my mouth open. Am I staring. Geeze, he is old. Toys. He had six Ultramans. Kids are going to have ME as a action figure. His reverie was broken by a tap.
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"Hey, you smell, need a breathmint, could sober up some, and really need to see a dentist." He casually removed the man's hand with a super strong thumb and forefinger. He held it in two fingers. Squeezing slightly. It was not going anywhere. In fact, the hold was more than a little uncomfortable. "I think I have the better end of the deal."
"The suits are useful in terms of identification. They are modern Heraldry. People wear them so police and others know who are the good guys, who are the bad guys, and who is just a stupid idiot. This prevents the wrong people from being bashed. I guess you need a suit, or perhaps just a big L posted on your forehead. "
He had just finished that little rant when he realized that this guy had a good amount of Xeo energy. He saw the pattern but was not sure what it did. "Great, I just peeved off another Xeo," he thought. "Since he is a nut case, he will probably try something stupid. I hope this place is insured." -
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#25George's head reeled. Ultraman? Was the bed ridden old man before them really the fabled Ultraman of yore? Mighty slayer of the infamous Hell Bender? With his emotional shield in place,and the quiet yet overwhelming presence of the former Ultraman commanding all his attention,he was all but oblivious to the little conflict of egos taking place between the albino and the buffed up kid.
Even now,when age had gotten the better of the old lion,the man who was had once been Ultraman still had the power to overshadow anyone else in the room,xeo or norm.
A croaky voice issued from his dry throat. ''It's a honor to meet you,Mr.Cranston.'' -
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#26"One of them can speak to me, delightful." Cranston said, a spark of glee in his eyes. "Everyone who comes and sees me is usually goggle-eyed over meeting Ultraman. Tell me, boy, tell me about yourself, I read Doctor Hoffman's notes, he was quite exceptional and I still grieve for his loss." Cranston said, his voice sometimes faltering as the ventilator struggled to keep up with the old man. With a strained hiss-pop, his voice returned.
"I think he meant for you to be his protege, as it were..." Cranston said, sparing a moment to watch the boys peck at one another. It was only natural to establish a pecking order early on. Once they came into the fullness of their powers, Van Buren wouldnt be big enough for two of them, let alone all five. "Forgive me if I am speaking of things you dont wish to be known, Hoffman was a dear friend of mine actually..."
"The suits are useful in terms of identification. They are modern Heraldry. People wear them so police and others know who are the good guys, who are the bad guys, and who is just a stupid idiot. This prevents the wrong people from being bashed. I guess you need a suit, or perhaps just a big L posted on your forehead." Ace said, addressing Zero. The old man managed a laugh.
"Indeed, indeed. It is modern heraldry now, quite right. It wasnt always that way you know. It started as a mix of cameoflage and excessive ego. If you can fly, everyone whould be able to see you, right?" he said, "Muscles look better in skin tight spandex, lets the ladies get a better look. And I dont have to say anything about the ladies in their outfits, do I Arazi?" he chuckled.
"So, lets not get into any fights now, there will be plenty of time for that later." Cranston said. "Everyone needs to get suited up, and maybe make a run through the obstacle course, get a feel for one another, remember you are all a team and will need to work together until your powers completely mature." -
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#27Zero snorted loudly.
"That doesn't stop him from looking ridiculous. But I guess, if I gotta' wear skintight shit, I might as well get something in my color."
Arazi looked irritated as the pale man paused.
"Blue." -
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#28Arazi suited up in her normal outfit, if a suit of skintight spandex could be described as normal. The fabric was a deep red, with the extremities fading out into a blazing orange, and she wore what could only be the most hideous yellow leather go-go boots in creation. She smiled as she pulled the boots up, showing a few inches of her thigh between the hem of her unitard and boots.
"I guess I will go first, but I should let you know that I've done this course before, sort of. Last time there were more of the goon-bots, and there wasnt a bigger goon-bot at the end, but whatever, right?" she said, giving David a sidelong look that would have ignited a fireplace.
She stepped across the sensor threshold, and the three supermodel thin, department store looking mannakin robots came to life. Two rushed her headlong, pounded out a heavy cadence on the steel reinforced concrete floor. The first struck high, the second swung low, more effective tactics than most street thugs and generally petty criminals used, even those who worked in gangs. Arazi did a backwards somersault, avoiding both attacks, and showing her gymnastic training.
She sprung forward as the two goon-bots reevaluated their failed attack while the third moved quickly to flank her. The lead bot stumbled as she pounced hands first on its shoulders, using it as a vault-horse. The second robot collapsed as she delivered a punishing blow to it's head. It crackled and the head sheered off. The goon-bot staggered and fell to the floor, headless and sparking. A fast reverse sweep attack took the second bot off of its feet, and a quick thrust kick dislocated its left leg, its circuitry recognized a fight ending injury and the bot ceased moving. The third lunged and tacked Arazi, driving her into the ground with enough force to knock the wind out of her.
Heat billowed from her hands as she channeled xeo energy into the carapace of the bot. The plas-steel bubbled and ran like wax, and the bot lurched as its internal systems overheated. It collapsed on top of her, streaming molten plas-steel down her arms and chest. She rolled the bot off of her, gasping for breath and slinging the semi-liquid off of her body.
"Damn, must've upgraded them or something." she said rising to her feet. Nearly thirty feet from the threshold, she found the chasm, nearly another thirty feet wide. Jumping the distance between two buildings, or across a narrow street. She took a breath and cursed softly. If she could only fly like some of the other xeos, but that wasnt in her repetoire.
She took a running start and leapt as far as she could, extending her power as much as possible. She focused the heat into a tight cone behind her, expelling a cloud of superheated air and flame, in the fashion of a horribly primitive and inefficient jet engine. She hit the opposite side of the chasm and rolled, the cone of heat extinguished.
She looked at the wall of flame with mild disgust. One section of the wall flickered, and the flames receded, her hand extended in a warding submission gesture. Wordlessly she stepped over the burners. Easiest part of the obstacle course.
The guardian lunged forward, not waiting for her to enter its zone. With an iron fist it caught her beneath the arm and slung her across the floor and into the wall. She gagged with the pain of the hit, her hand drawn to her ribs. "Dammit, some training bot." she said, staggering to her feet.
She vaulted over a second attack, her kick failing to damage the head. The guardian rotated, extending a three chain flail. Arazi took a step back, obviously surprised by the machine. She dodged barely in time to avoid att three chains as they swung at her like the end of a whip. She grabbed one as the bot recoiled the chains. A flash of heat welded the chain to the floor, raising a foul smelling cloud of metal vapor and slagged concrete. The bot tugged and the servo motors whined as it tried to draw in the third chain, but was quite firmly welded to the floor.
Non-flusted the bot launched itself foreward with the heavy gait of a pro-football linebacker. The punch smashed through Arazi's defences, and smashed her across the room again. Liquid metal dripped from its iron fist, the fingers now semi-fused. Arazi lay still, fear caught her and she started to shake.
"DAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!" she screamed. -
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#29"Dammit, woman...," Zero muttered under his breath, and dashed into the training course. As he passed the sensor line, three new robots emerged from slots in the walls, stepping over the wreckage of their fallen metal compatriots.
Zero slid like a baseball player onto home plate, kicking one robot's legs out from under it and giving it's eye-sensors a smashing kick. As he leapt up from the stop, he grabbed the second by it's metal torso. The thing attempted to grapple him, extending it's chromed limbs around his shoulders.
Zero grinned. "Didn't know I've done this before, did you?," he said, as the robot's carapace buckled from the inside out, spears of chilly ice smashing outward and causing the robot to collapse.
The man in blue whirled to meet the third robot, and, with little fanfare, smashed it down with a fist coated in a heavy gauntlet of rime.
He dashed forward toward the wall of fire.
Kneeling at it's edge, he put his palms against the ground. There was a soft snapping crackle in the air as a thick layer of ice and frost spread across the floor like flowing water. As the ice met the flames, it steamed and bubbled, and splashed into a burst of water, causing the wall, for a moment, to give forth small coughs of fire rather than a whole mass.
Zero stood, and prepared to jump through the periodic fires, but almost as he leapt, the flame found itself again, and the wall burst up into full height.
"F**k!" he shouted. "Gonna' have to do this the hard way."
Flexing, the thin man folded his arms across his chest like an ancient pharoah, and vaulted into the air, spinning like an acrobat. As he fell into the fire, his body was encased in a cocoon of ice.
He fell through, ice-coffin shattering on the ground. Panting, he faced up the Guardian-bot, which rotated it's torso to face him. Melted to the floor, it could only go so far, he reasoned.
Zero and the bot circled each other like boxers. The bot took a swing, servoes whining, which merely scorched it's knuckles in the firewall.
Zero sneered, and raised a hand. The air within his fingers began to congeal into a chilly mass, and then a long, thick blade of ice. He fired the bolt of ice straight into the joint of the thing's arm, creating a shower of sparks. He fired a second, and a third bolt, both of which thudded strongly into the guardian's thick chest-plate.
But then, the congealing stopped, water rapidly condensed across his palm, and he sank in exhaustion, drawing in huge breaths, head swaying woozily.
"D-d-damn," he gasped. -
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#30"This is why I think obstacle courses are a bad idea." Perceptor said, tapping cigarette ashes on the floor. "Things like this happen, someone gets hurt. All fun and super-games right."
"I guess that means that your not going to run the course?" Spruance asked.
"Did they train you to be oblivious?" Perceptor asked. :Okay, technically I am a xeo, I can see auras, have a good grasp of telepathy, and some TK, that telekinesis to you. I dont fly, cant create fire, ice, lightning, or softserve icecream. Do you get my drift, G-Man?" Perceptor said acidicly. -
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#31George nervously cleared his throat and raised his right hand rather timidly.
''I have a similiar problem. My only gift are my enhanced empathic powers that allow me to perceive the hidden emotions of others and manipulate them. Apart from that,I can't do much more than your average norm. This means I'm not going to come out in one piece if you run me through those killer droids.'' -
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#32Ace thought about it for about 10 seconds. He then took a deep breath.
"I guess you both need some kind of armored or padded suit, kind of like Dark Knight wears. You are playing the game, you need the right equipment. I mean you are going to be around to find this ...xeo. You might find him without someone with combat active powers right there. That could result in more than a mere wedgie. "
He looked around, seeing that others were actually paying attention to him. He managed to conceal his suprise. "Even if you are just "on the sidelines" or "retreating", people and things are going to be bashed about by this xeo. You might be caught by debrie or other stuff. "
"And you", pointing at the Empath, "need to stay alive, and hopefully unhurt, long enough to be helpful in subduing this Xeo. You need line of sight right? Your talents could even make combat a non op. " -
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#33George looked at the young super with a new respect. Clearly a born leader,this one. Certainly far more suited to lead their little team,then either the dour Perceptor or unruly Zero.
''Yes,that would be indeed nice for all of us. I take it you can make this possible?'' -
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#34"Yeah, about that," Perceptor said, disengaging the simulator, and shutting down the guardian robot II. "we've actually got two options there. Everyone thinks that Cranston's Concern only makes toys and hawks Ultraman merchandise. It does that, to be sure, but it does alot of other things."
"The UVB is financed by the Concern, and they do alot of research and development, along with the dedicated staff here and at six or seven other different sites. We can try suiting up into some highly experimental proto-mecha wonder suit and try to hang with the uber-xeos, or we can stick with something a little more Dark Knight than Iron Man. There are several experimental vehicles in the garage, Ultramobiles that didnt make the style cut, and I think I'll take my chances in one of those." he said.
"Besides, you really can't smoke when you're wearing a bucket on your head, can you?" He stubbed out his cigarette on the control panel, and tossed the butt on the ground. -
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#35"Little fuckin' help over here!" shouted Zero through the blazing wall, as the guardian robot weezed its way forward. -
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#36Apologies, I though you had disable the thing.
"Oh Geeze, there isn't a safety thingy?"
Ace charged through the door.
Cranston looked up. His eyes shown with a greater intensity. "Ahhh. Finally," he said softly. The Technie nodded nervously to him. This was the important test. It was time to see the measure of this young man.
Like clockwork, the three drones poured out of the wall. They charged him.
"Oh come on. The test is still on?"
They tackled him in much the same way as the others had been tackled, and stopped cold. One actually bounced off him.
Being a good student, he automatically followed the rules of the test, even though he knew they were in some danger. It was instinct for a school geek like him.
He simply grabbed the two drones who were right there, and "gently" through them about 12 feet into the walls on their respective sides.
"Ah good," Cranston thought. He knows that a punch from someone with his strength would simply remove a human's head. The wall trick was something he had used, as the diffused impact from the wall would be painful and stunning, but generally not too traumatic.
He hooked a foot in between the robots legs and did a lifting hackysack like kick, off to the wall.
He lifted off slightly, flying towards the "jump the building obsticle".
With a tunk! a red disk on a pole popped up. The red disk had a bullseye like paint job, with a target button in the center. Without thinking, he pushed the button. Tunk! a new target appeared from the right side wall. He flew and tagged it. Tunk! another appeared on the ceiling. Tag. Tunk! Tag. Tunk! Tag. .....
Cranston nodded. This "Ace" was not a fast flyer, nor excessively agile, not even as fast and agile as he was at about same age, but his score was acceptable. The boy was smart, cutting angles and using gravity, to reach targets faster. He needed more obsticle practice to work on his turns. He could even master the trick of catching falling people without killing them eventually.
After the geen disk popped up, he flew to the fire wall. He paused momentarily. He took a big breath. He flew though.
Cranston smiled a smirk. Just because it could not injure you, did not mean it didn't hurt. And the boy was smart enough to take a deep breath before breaking through. He realized the heat would suck the air out of his lungs or burn his interior lungs. He was either wise beyond his years or knew his science.
Ace did an flying impact tackle (push tackle) upon the Drone menacing Zero. The drone flew off and hit the far wall hard. It even broke into a gratuitous number of pieces. Ace hovered there, his momentum broken.
Wham.
The drone his presence called forth had knocked him to the ground with a downward smash. Wham! Wham! Wham! the drone relentlessly hammered the boy. He held his arms up defensively over his head. There was no way for Zero to manuver around to get a shot at this bot, given the flame wall and the postioning.
Cranston noticed that the arms of the drone were being "dented" by the impacts upon the boy. His mind whirled. Could the boy not be invunerable? Is the impact shock too much for him to deal with? Could he not get leverage? What would he have done in that situation?
Ace could not get out from under the kinetic onslaught. While they did not injure him, they did hurt slightly and pin him down. But he had other options. He released his strength and reformed the matrix into fire. He had seen the effect of fire before, and his fire was not near as strong as hers, but he had a plan.
He reached up, his hands glowing an intense red. One hand reached for the obvious (to him) heat sink, the other for the chest casing. The drone's casing melted slightly, just enough to begin a breach. He unleashed the heat into the chest casing. It took a few moments, but combined with the overloading sink, causing the malfunction he was looking for. "I mean, who is stupid enough to put a motherboard in the head.. the chest is better armored, he thought". He could feel coolant gushing and countering his heat. Still he reached in, after a moment found his prize. With a florish, he pulled away from the now inert bot. He turned to show the control room the two slightly melted motherboards he had pulled out. He could see the two techs applauding.
Cranston sat back and adjusted his O2 flow. A few monitors were beeping rudely, as his heart race and metabolic levels had increased to a level his doctors did not like to see. He was excited. He might be "The One".
He coughed slightly. When his throat cleared a sibulant, "Excellent".
Ace held a hand out to help Zero and the flaming beauty up. -
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#37George's jaw dropped open. Ace's dramatic little rescue of Zero and Arazi had been an amazing spectacle,one that his mind was still struggling to process.
With a supreme effort of will,he managed to pulled himself together. ''Jesus'' he muttered to Perceptor. ''With that kid on your team,I doubt old Bucket Head is going to be much of a problem. Did you see how the droids just bounced off him?'' -
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#38"That's great if buckethead sticks to body checks and haymakers." Perceptor said. "But I've got a bad feeling about this one. I see too many pokey bits on that suit of his, makes me think of weapons."
"Cheer up man!" Arazi said, walking with a distinct limp, Zero a heathly distance away from her. "The six of us, we can take him. Dont worry about me, the knucklehead landed a lucky shot, that's all. I'll be fine in the morning. Just a little bruising."
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"That's my boy," Cranston said, his eyes gleaming in the pale light of the monitors. "Good technique, and good power..." he chuckled, drawing the attention of one of the nurses.
"Is everything okay, Mr. Cranston?" she asked, checking his vitals for irregularity.
"Everything is fine, I assure you. Everything is perfectly fine." -
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#39"Thermoablative reinforced polymer carbide." The scientist said, holding up an articulated vest of black...plastic? The full suit resembled a suit of police riot armor, molded matte plates with dense mesh between, no more than 15 pounds of weight. "It is one of the new materials that the Concern has been developing over the last six years. It resists temperatures up to eight hundred degrees before loosing structural integrity, while the molecular structure of the layers actually channels heat outwards from hotspots. Its not very useful, say in a raging bonfire, but against one of Arazi's heat bolts, or a flamethrower it offers good protection."
"It can also resist kinetic attacks up to that of a parabolic 9mm round at short range. Punches and kicks dont damage it, and even if Ace hit you full force, it would send you flying, but unless he can generate 16,000 PSI of force it wont crack, and neither should you." He said.
"In theory, or in actuallity?" Spruance asked, feeling the fibre mesh between his fingers.
"Well, mostly in theory. It stands up well in ballistics tests but its hard to simulate physical attacks with hydraulics, and we cant get Superman in here for impact testing." the scientist said.
"I'll take one, no doubt." Spruance said, "along with the keys to one of those spiffy hover APCs that Cranston keeps in the sub-basement."
"As long as I can smoke while wearing it I dont care." Perceptor said, "Does that hover thing have a good size mutant blaster on it?"
"Well, since you asked..."
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Spruance's cell phone rang, it chimed in the catchy tune of the Cranston Concern jingle. He answered while the scientist explained the usage of armor defeating rounds, concussion rockets, and the benefits and drawback of a car with a jet burner in the rear bumper.
"Lets suit up quick, Bucket head has made an appearance out in the Coal Harbor part of the city. The hover-tank should get us walkies there in ten minutes, crossing the bay. You fliers, its up to you to get there first." Spruance said, closing his phone.
He took one of the suits and donned it with some assistance. "Prime opportunity people, lets move move MOVE MOVE!" he shouted with the practiced skill of a drill instructor. -
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#40His heart thumping like a drum in a chest that was suddenly slick with sweat,George hurriedly put on one of those suits,not without some difficulty.Barley suppressed panic tended to that to a guy. When he'd finally managed to more or less adjust it correclty around his frame,he walked towards Perceptor and moistened lips that had suddenly gone dry
His voice slightly quavering,George begun to speak. 'Er,Perceptor,what do you think our odds of surviving an encounter with Buckethead are like? It's not like either of us can encase him in ice,burn the flesh off his bones,or send him flying with a well placed blow. I'm beginning to wonder if we're more of a liability than a help,out in the field.''