Here lies the resting place of my dignity..I pooed myself

1. Here lies the resting place of my dignity..I pooed myself

   #1

   Hiyas, oh and Salutations.
   
   My real name I will not say because it is something totally unspeakable (not like jack mehoff, more like Nicholas). You can call me LOROS from now on. I will most often be frequenting the Strolen Tavern. On My Bio I will post the names of the Charaters that I have boiling in my brain. Ask LOROS about these People, for many interesting stories lie behing their names. Let me flesh out the character bringing about thier past; no matter how horrid or dreamlike it may be.
   
   I also will be tring my hand at creating a world or two. I am very intersted in art and I have been accepted (bless my lucky stars[err... charms]) RSAD. I plan on postting many character portraits.....also I plan on posting my Thoughts on The cultures of my worlds.....
   
   
   
   
   
   P.S. The last time I pooed my self was when I was 13. :oops: And it was smoother than Barry White on Benzo Diazapines dipped in babby oil
   
   Loros the Spinner of Tales

2. Here lies the resting place of my dignity..I pooed myself

   #2

   A little immature, but hey, why not?

3. Here lies the resting place of my dignity..I pooed myself

   #3

   A little immature, but hey, why not?

   
   
   This coming from a person whose signature is the manifestation of immaturity. Didn't it occur to you that this may be a tale that was cunningly spun to trap such willing personnel such as yourself?
   
   

   Loros the Spinner of Tales

   
   
   You dig?
   
   

   My real name I will not say because it is something totally unspeakable (not like jack mehoff, more like Nicholas).

   
   
   You may think your name unspeakable. My whole name MEANS unspeakable. (not really, I'm just trying to,you know, give encouragement).
   
   

   I am very intersted in art

   
   
   We recenty opened a Art section here. If you want to take a look, it's found in the Citadel Tavern
   
   Yeah, and welcome to the Citadel, WHERE EVERYONE'S A WINNER!!
   
   Umm. Yeah. :roll:
   
   Stay cool 8) .

4. Here lies the resting place of my dignity..I pooed myself

   #4

   KIYAAAAH!

5. Here lies the resting place of my dignity..I pooed myself

   #5

   Greetings Loros.
   
   Welcome to the Citadel, I am of course not anywhere near an Authentic Strolenite, but I have enjoyed my time and stay here. I hope you do as well.
   
   Do you have any character portraits up on a site somewhere? Always looking for interesting imagery to hand to my players. I'm known as the Handout King...
   
   Once again, greetings and hope you enjoy your stay.

6. Here lies the resting place of my dignity..I pooed myself

   #6

   Hey LOROS, glad to hear you will get out the tavern and into the streets before too long. Remember, one glass of our spirits requires 2.5 hours of rest to get rid of the alchohol in your blood.

7. Here lies the resting place of my dignity..I pooed myself

   #7

   "Yeah but it takes 12.1739 days for the insanity to wear off. I suggest not buying anything from anybody. But we here at the Citadel do trade information and Ideas. You never do really get rid of any of those two out of your bloodstream. But Welcome to the Citadel."

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