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Know your true job...

Started by manfred Feb 12, 2003 158 posts Locked

  1. Know your true job...

    #81
    Hmmm this is what I came up with
    Your distinct personality, The Discoverer, might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. Your overriding goal is to go where no one else has ever gone before. Regardless of the number of available natural problems to be solved, it is not unusual for you to continually challenge yourself with new situations or obstacles that you have created. You are an insatiable explorer of people, places, things and ideas. You thrive on constant change and anything new or different. On the positive side, you can be creatively rational as well as open minded and just. On the negative side, you might be an impractical and indecisive procrastinator. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms.


    I don't know about this job... hehe

  2. I'm a minstrel!

    #82
    "your distinct personality, The Dreamer-Minstrel might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. You can always see the "Silver Lining" to every dark and dreary cloud. Look at the bright side is your motto and understanding why everything happens for the best is your goal. You are the positive optimist of the world who provides the hope for all humankind. There is nothing so terrible that you can not find some good within it. On the positive side, you are spontaneous, charismatic, idealistic and empathic. On the negative side, you may be a sentimental dreamer who is emotionally impractical. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms."

  3. Know your true job...

    #83
    ...Hah. Retook it, and apparently I've become less of a Black Knight and more of a Discoverer.

  4. Know your true job...

    #84
    Well, I guess we're all changing. I've gone from Wishful Dreamer to Benevolent Ruler.

  5. Know your true job...

    #85
    I'm still a benevolent ruler I'm afraid...

    ephe!

  6. Know your true job...

    #86
    Oi, we've only got one citadel, people! We're turning into a bunch of rulers!

    ...We may need to elect a Congress at this rate.

  7. Know your true job...

    #87
    Nooooooo! Congress bad, bad! Congress bad! (Not the concept of course, the general way it plays out in real life.)
    Keep in mind though, that rulers we may be, we're still a bunch of irrepressible, irresponsible loons.

  8. Know your true job...

    #88
    Hehe I got Prime Minister

  9. Know your true job...

    #89
    I don't want to be a Congress if our Prime Minister is Luke. No offense, but he'd probably declare a holiday on the date of the premiere of Star Wars.

  10. Know your true job...

    #90
    I don't see a problem with that, as long as all other cool movies (or at least movies some of us thought were cool) were treated similarly. We always need more holidays.

  11. Know your true job...

    #91
    No, we don't!

    Holidays mean I get to put up with people too stupid to celebrate them at home with their families.

  12. Know your true job...

    #92
    ... Then abandon ship, and go hide with people you like

  13. Know your true job...

    #93
    That would be why I'm taking the classes that I am in college - so that I won't have to work weekends and put up with braindead tourists who, for some reason, cannot grasp that the bill validators on the slots will NOT take a bill that they wadded up and mangled by stuffing it into their pocket/bra/underwear/sock.

  14. Know your true job...

    #94
    Ugh. Tourists bad, BAD! Tourists bad!

  15. Know your true job...

    #95
    Yeah man, no more school. I would conuscript scientist to invent something that made you learn while you slept. :D

  16. Oh no! I'm another Benevolent Ruler!!!

    #96
    Your distinct personality, The Benevolent Ruler might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. You are the idealistic social dreamer. Your overriding goal is to solve the people problems of your world. You are a social reformer who wants everyone to be happy in a world that you can visualize. You are exceptionally perceptive about the woes and needs of humankind. You often have the understanding and skill to readily conceive and implement the solutions to your perceptions. On the positive side, you are creatively persuasive, charismatic and ideologically concerned. On the negative side, you may be unrealistically sentimental, scattered and impulsive, as well as deviously manipulative. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms.


    Is there enough land available? Or do I need to start raising funds for an invasion force?

    :twisted:

  17. According to the D&D character thing...

    #97
    I Am A Chaotic Good Elf Bard Fighter

    Alignment: Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

    Race: Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

    Primary Class: Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

    Secondary Class: Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

    Deity: Hanali Cenanil is the Chaotic Good elven goddess of love, beauty, and art. She is also known as the Heart of Gold and Lady Goldheart. Her followers delight in creation and youth, and work to spread happiness, love, and beauty. Their preferred weapon is the dagger.


    Seems pretty close, but I am a little to big in real life to be an Elf, and when I play one, I'm usually a thief. I think I just scored on the Bard bit because I showed an interest in magic as a secondary. I'd probably classify myself as a Chaotic Good Human Fighter/Mage.

  18. Another White Knight

    #98
    Another White Knight here. I guess I have more of that in me than average, but there are other, very different, things in me too. I took it again, trying for my "other personalities" and got Prime Minister. Definately not me, I like to serve rather than lead. Still, I guess thats pretty good for just eight multiple choice questions.

  19. Know your true job...

    #99
    I can't even get the thing to work. It won't go any further than page 1! WHY!? :evil:

  20. Know your true job...

    #100
    I can't think of any reason it wouldn't work.

    I got Discoverer....again.

  21. Know your true job...

    #101
    I finally made it work, woohoo! And I got prime minister. It sounds a little too harsh to be me, but i'm just a teenager and so what i'm told must be right...after all i don't 'have a mind for myself' yet...

  22. Know your true job...

    #102
    Well I did not read the whole thread, but is anyone the Dreamer-Minstrel, too ?

    Your distinct personality, The Dreamer-Minstrel might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. You can always see the "Silver Lining" to every dark and dreary cloud. Look at the bright side is your motto and understanding why everything happens for the best is your goal. You are the positive optimist of the world who provides the hope for all humankind. There is nothing so terrible that you can not find some good within it. On the positive side, you are spontaneous, charismatic, idealistic and empathic. On the negative side, you may be a sentimental dreamer who is emotionally impractical. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms.

  23. Know your true job...

    #103
    I am an "The Discoverer" who most definatel is an "indecisive procrastinator" as it took me talking to my b/f to figure out which answer was more applicable to me as half the time a few answers didn't even apply to anything I like. Such as I hate watching ball games as well as emotional things.

    http://www.cmi-lmi.com/discover.html

  24. Know your true job...

    #104
    I was declared a dreamer-minstrel.Now I know I won't be another briefcase totting drone in the future,lol

  25. Know your true job...

    #105
    you are merciful, sympathetic, helpful, giving and heroic


    White Knight. Imagine my surprise, I thought I was cynical, and bordering on insane evil.

    Still cant get the AD&D link to work. :evil:

  26. Know your true job...

    #106
    Now i'm a descoverer...how can they say when the person changes so much each time,thatjust a few tweaked answers changes their whole personality outlook? We would be changing our vocation every week!

  27. Know your true job...

    #107
    Wow. On the D&D character thingy I was a true nutural elf mage. Wooohoo, says i'm pretty rare! The dragon quizz said that too! On what kind of dragon are you
    http://dragonhame.com/quiz.html
    I got illusion dragon

  28. Know your true job...

    #108
    Fallen Dragon

    In the war between good and evil, your inner Dragon self is rotten with the stench of EVIL.
    When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos.
    As far as magical tendancies, a Fallen Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic.
    During combat situations, a true Fallen Dragon prefers to defeat opponents by the use of spells and other tactics.


    Sounds Fitting >:]

  29. Know your true job...

    #109
    Amethyst Dragon

    In the war between good and evil, a Amethyst Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality....
    When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos....
    As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Amethyst Dragon as breathe from it's body....
    During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done....

    The Amethyst Dragon makes its home in the deep caverns of the earth, often in mountainous regions. They spend much time in hibernation as one of their favorite things to do is to sleep.

    Formed from translucent amethyst, it is an awe inspiring sight to see one in it's true form. Light passes through the dragon's body creating a deep purple glow. It's scales will magnify the light rays into bright lavender beams to highlight this effect.

    Amethyst dragons spend most of their time homebound but do occasionally feel the need to take a sojourn to a far destination. These dragons love books and will often pick their destination from one of the many stories and histories they may have read.Amethyst dragons are very solitary in nature, but do keep a distant watch on the world around them. They tend to be highly intelligent, and often amuse themselves in human form by building gadgets and toys. Amethyst dragons are very learned creatures.

    This Dragons favorite elements are: Amethyst, Deep Places, and Magic


    ----whatever-----

  30. Know your true job...

    #110
    Heliotropic Dragon

    In the war between good and evil, a Heliotropic Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality.
    When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos.
    As far as magical tendancies, Your inner dragon has the ability to conquer the world of magic, but it will not be easy.
    During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.

    Dragon Description:
    Instead of scales, Heliotropic Dragons have a thick hide to cover their body. At the early stages of life, the Heliotropic Dragon is green with red speckles that resemble blood spots. When fully grown, the dragons color changes to any number of variations of violet, but predominantly they have a deep, reddish purple color with streaks of azure blue and magenta.

    This unusual skin type also gives them an unusually sleek appearance and allows them to move with greater speed and freedom both in air and under water. These Dragon's are known to be highly competitive.

    They often meet with other dragons to compete with each other for sport. NOTE: A few small villages have been destroyed by being so unlucky as to be in the path of a speeding Heliotropic Dragon taking a shortcut to gain an advantage over it's competitor.Heliotropic Dragons are well known for their protectiveness, but also are known as loyal friends and allies. They make true friends rarely, but those friendships that they make are well chosen and long lasting.

    This Dragons favorite elements are: BloodStone and Valerian Root

  31. Know your true job...

    #111
    Me be a....

    Opal Dragon

    In the war between good and evil, Opal Dragons take the side of the noble and good.
    When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon is a risk taker and answers to no one.
    As far as magical tendancies, Your inner dragon has the ability to conquer the world of magic, but it will not be easy.
    During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.

    Dragon Description:
    The Opal Dragon is smaller than most other Dragons but does not allow this to get in it's way. It's speed in the air, on land, and in water make up for the Opal Dragon's smaller size. It's scales shine with a soft silvery glow that flicker with the deep colours of the energetic flashes found within this Dragon's body. The Opal Dragon is secretive and nocturnal in nature. Though this dragon is not fond of being seen in it's natural form, it's curious nature cause it to often shapeshift to look like other Beings and walk the world seeking wisdom.

    The Opal Dragon will make it's home anywhere but travels often. This has earned the Opal Dragon it's reputation as a nomadic creature. This Dragon is quick to defend any who are being treated unjustly, regardless of species, though it will always attempt a non-violent solution before resorting to bloodshed. However, if a peacable solution cannot be found then watch out...the Opal Dragon has earned the title of both the bravest and fiercest when forced into battle and nothing can stop this dragon from destroying those who would cross it in this way.

    The Opal Dragon is a contradiction. It loves the presence of others as long as the presence is sought by the Dragon, itself...if an Opal Dragon does not seek you out first, it is unlikely you will find one. All in all, this Dragon is honourable, protective, magickal, and wise...just don't make it angry or hurt those few this Dragon is close to.

    This Dragons favorite elements are: Opals, Wisdom, and Justice

  32. Know your true job...

    #112
    and your inner dragon is a ....

    Warder Dragon

    In the war between good and evil, Warder Dragons take the side of the noble and good.
    When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon tends to do things by the book.
    As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Warder Dragon as breathe from it's body.
    During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.

    Dragon Description:

    The warder dragon is a large and bulky dragon, with large strong legs and arms. The size of these mammoth dragons starts from birth at the size of a mature border collie! But don’t be fooled by these big dragons, they aren’t slow, but aren’t fast, and they tend to be more peaceful and talkative than most dragons.

    Warder dragons get their names from the fact that they radiate a holy magical aura from their large tattoo like markings that may be anywhere on their bodies, the aura destroys "pure evil" beings, but higher evil ones will just be phased. The warder dragon loves love, and enjoy being in relationships with mates, and they despise weight jokes and anti-self acceptance jokes. They will gladly fight when it comes to defending a homeland or their friends!

    This Dragons favorite elements are: Love,Relationships,Food,Peace,Honor

  33. Know your true job...

    #113
    Pish and pshaw! Im appalled by all of your good and nuetrality! It SICKENS me! :)

  34. Know your true job...

    #114
    Well, I'm having some trouble doing the Dragon quiz, it won't go on to the next page. But I took the "What D&D Character Are You" quiz, with pretty much honest answers, and discovered that I am...

    Neutral Good Half-Orc Fighter Ranger
    Follower Of Lathander


    Lathander is the Neutral Good god of spring, dawn, birth, and renewal. His followers believe in new beginnings, and work for the betterment of all. They have no preferred weapon, but they typically wear plate mail and a shield, with red and yellow tinting. Lathander's symbol is rosy pink disk, typically cut from rose quartz.

  35. Know your true job...

    #115
    Amusing "Which (blank) are you" quizzes
    According to these, from entirely honest answers, I am...

    Egyptian God: You are Thoth, the most intellectual of the egyptian gods. You savor the muses in all their forms, and you'd rather observe than take action. You are considered peerlessly just, and so you are often considered the arbiter of the gods.

    Soviet Leader: You're Leon Trotsky. Actually, you were never a leader of the Soviet Union, probably because Stalin was just a little too tricky for you. Famously intelligent, but a fool among fools, you are revered in South America alongside Pepsi as one of history's great losers.

    Middle-Earth Race: You're a hobbit. You're the shortest little thing, and you have hairy feet. Mostly you just hang out with lecherous wizards with gnarled staffs and smoke pipeweed. If you could find something more boring to do, you'd likely do it instead.
    (I don't entirely agree with this one! :? )

    Sith Lord:You're Darth Vader. Stop being so emo. Why don't you go love your son or something, emo boy? Cathart much?
    (What the hell?! That is total crap!)

    Jedi Knight: You are the long-sabered, well-spoken Mace Windu, one of the most powerful Jedi on the council. Though you're devoted to doing good Jedi deeds, at heart you're a bad muthatrucka. and secretly want to fuck Yoda up. Though it's never discussed in the movies, chances are you get mad ladies. It's no coincidence that your light-saber is a special color and is extra-long.
    (Now that's more like it! :D)

  36. Know your true job...

    #116
    Seriously, I gave entirely honest answers, Penguin's honor.

  37. Know your true job...

    #117
    I did the Jedi test a second time, with some different answers which could be equally true (they were toss-ups last time), and got...

    You're Obi-Wan Kenobi, the human incarnation of equanimity. Nothing can piss you off, can it? You're a walking chill pill, and in some cases that can be very good (you're an excellent jedi), but at the same time you can give off the impression that you have a very lackluster personality with not much substance or backbone. Grow some balls and call me in the morning, it'll do you some good.

    Not as cool, but probably more accurate.

  38. Know your true job...

    #118
    You're Horus, egyptian god of the sky. You lived to revenge your father against Seth, who betrayed and slew him. You defeated him after an 80 year struggle, losing an eye in the process, and then castrated him when you won. You got your eye back, but you gave it to your father, Osiris. How sweet.

    You're Vladimir Lenin. You were loyal to your Bolshevik politics, and when the opportunity presented itself, you were capable of taking over an empire.

    You're a wizard. You're big and tall, and you like to hang out in dank hobbit holes that surely weren't made for someone of your stature. You carry a large gnarled staff even though you can disappear and reappear at will (which raises some suspicions about what that staff is actually for, given your hobbit fetish).


    You're Darth sidious. You're decaying because of the darkside, but so far that hasn't diminished your love of a good anal romp. That is all!
    (This one was a waaaaaay stupid quiz)

    You're the eminently whiny Luke Skywalker. Yeah, it sucks being the last Jedi, and yeah, killing your father is a big burden, and yeah, using the force is hard and stuff, but .. for the love of the force, shut up. Just SHUT UP.

    Both the Jedi ones were a waste of time, the creator ran out of creativeness and should have just stopped while he was ahead.

  39. Know your true job...

    #119
    You're Horus, egyptian god of the sky. You lived to revenge your father against Seth, who betrayed and slew him. You defeated him after an 80 year struggle, losing an eye in the process, and then castrated him when you won. You got your eye back, but you gave it to your father, Osiris. How sweet


    You're the incomparably wily Joseph Stalin. When everyone else was flitting about with their heads in the communist clouds, you were silently and methodically ensuring your own ascent to power. And when you got there, you made sure you stayed there


    You're a wizard. You're big and tall, and you like to hang out in dank hobbit holes that surely weren't made for someone of your stature. You carry a large gnarled staff even though you can disappear and reappear at will (which raises some suspicions about what that staff is actually for, given your hobbit fetish).


    You're Darth bane. You kill babies. That's kinda cool.
    (What the...!?)



    You are the long-sabered, well-spoken Mace Windu, one of the most powerful Jedi on the council. Though you're devoted to doing good Jedi deeds, at heart you're a bad muthatrucka. and secretly want to fuck Yoda up. Though it's never discussed in the movies, chances are you get mad ladies. It's no coincidence that your light-saber is a special color and is extra-long.

  40. Know your true job...

    #120
    Egyptian god: You're nut, the goddess of the sky. You have blue skin and stars all across your body. Pardon the pun, but you're pretty spacey.

    Soviet leader: You're Vladimir Lenin. You were loyal to your Bolshevik politics, and when the opportunity presented itself, you were capable of taking over an empire.

    Middle earth race: You're an elf. You're all mysterious and artistic, but in the cool way, not the shitty way. Well, maybe sometimes it's kinda shitty.

    Sith lord: You're Darth Vader. Stop being so emo. Why don't you go love your son or something, emo boy? Cathart much?

    Jedi: You're Obi-Wan, the human incarnation of equanimity. Nothing can piss you off, can it? You're a walking chill pill, and in some cases that can be very good (you're an excellent jedi), but at the same time you can give off the impression that you have a very lackluster personality with not much substance or backbone. Grow some balls and call me in the morning, it'll do you some good.

    Well, a few of them were sooooo male orientated that i had a little trouble answering! But it was fun anyway! ^_^

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