Can you hear the kitten screaming?

1. Can you hear the kitten screaming?

   #1

   This may be old news to you, but...
   
   This weird New York based Japanese dude grow Bonsai Kittens, that is kittens put in a flask. To say it in the owners words:
   
   

   At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet.

   
   
   yuck!
   
   (I got an idea for an eccentric collector character from this one)

2. Can you hear the kitten screaming?

   #2

   As a cat lover I am disgusted at this. Cats are beautiful the way they are why change a good thing? I am a little curioius though what kind of shapes to the mean?

3. Can you hear the kitten screaming?

   #3

   AAGH!
   
   C'mon, you people, didn't you get the message?!
   THIS IS ALL A PRANK!
   IT WAS A PRANK FROM THE VERY BEGINNING, AND IT IS STILL A PRANK!
   IT IS NOT REAL IN ANY WAY!

4. Can you hear the kitten screaming?

   #4

   I have one in the shape of a cactus. The cat is kinda lazy, but that adds to the cactus affect and is pretty cool. Scared a few of my friends with it.
   
   It has trouble with stairs though.

5. Can you hear the kitten screaming?

   #5

   Can you do the same with dinos? I've always wanted a a pet t-rex the shape of of a washing machine.

6. Can you hear the kitten screaming?

   #6

   Heh, a prank? *giggle*
   
   Kind of strange how you stop being critical if you hear stuff like this from sources you respect :oops:
   
   At least my "mad collector idea" was worth the embarrassment :wink:
   
   We can breathe easier now Adel :D

7. Can you hear the kitten screaming?

   #7

   Bottle Gnomes
   
   
   Hey, look what I found guys! AWW, their so cute with their little squished up faces, look they get mad when I tap the glass, or shake it
   
   TAP TAP TAP
   
   SHAKE
   
   SHAKE
   
   SHAKE
   
   
   See?

8. Can you hear the kitten screaming?

   #8

   Mine looks like a big circle!

9. Re: Can you hear the kitten screaming?

   #9

   A bump for the cat lovers!

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