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Fun Things to do in a movie theatre....
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Fun Things to do in a movie theatre....
#1Fun Things to do in a movie theatre....
1. Inform the entire theatre that you have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minute or so and tell everyone that you feel better now.
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2. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.
3. Sing along with the backround music.
4.Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"
5. Make shadow pupputs.
6. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wondeful forsight.
7. Walk around behind the screen. Jump through it. Run like hell.
8. Pull out a gun and shoot the "bad guys." tell people that you are a part of this new "live action" movie. Shoot any movie personnel telling you to stop.
9. Read the credits out loud.
10.Stand by the screen and sign the movie.
11. Rip off one end of a straw wrapper and blow in the straw. The wrapper will fly accros the theatre, hopefully hitting someone.
12. (Variation of above) dip the wrapper end in ketchup. This will make it a permanent part of the screen.
13. Talk loudly to a friend. Whenever someone else makes the slightest noise, tell them they are inconsiderate little bastards for disrupting your viewing pleasure.
14. Put exlax in the drinks. Lock all the doors.
15. Say "beep" loudly at every vulgarity. Tell those objecting that you are from the EPA here to stop noise pollution.
16. Throw Runts at people so you can use the drive by fruiting joke.
17. Sacrifice small furry creatures in the front of the theatre.
18. Sit by the aisle. Trip everyone that walks by.
19. Walk in front of the screen, fall, and lay there for a few minutes. Then get up and go back to your seat as if nothing happened. Do it again every ten minutes.
20. Play an appropriate instrument for the movie:n western-banjo, comedy-cazoo, action-synthesizer or guitar, mystery-bad whistle, horror-cowbell or afucha (sp), etc.
21. Collect donations for charity.
22. Bring a portable T.V. Watch the ball game. Cheer loudly.
23. Aerosol can. Zippo. 'nuff said.
24. Throw paper airplanes. Anounce their take off like air traffic control personnel.
25. Candle + flashpaper = fireballs!
26. Yell "Ow!" after every gunshot.
27. Stand on your head in the aisle during the duration of the movie.
28. Have a barbecue.
29. Gargle your Pepsi.
30. Eat pie!
31. Bowl in the aisle.
32. Get a realistic looking and sounding cap gun. Go to the front of the theatre and exclaim that "The movie is depressing you." Shoot yourself in the head and fall dead. After about a minute get up and go back to you seat. Remain silent the rest of the movie.
33. Wear a trench coat and sunglasses. Whenever someone enters or exits the theatre ask to see their identification.
34. Eat a lot of beans or chili before the movie. Hope the theatre is crowded. (Hehe Pure evil!)
35. Leave death threats on various seats. Give sinister glances to people as they leave the theatre.
36. break into a chrous of "Green Acres" during climatic parts of the movie.
37. Find the light switch. Turn the lights on.
38. Throw water balloons.
39. Bring lots of gerbils and mice. think snowball fight.
40. Have a friend call your beeper every 5 minutes. Make sure it's loud.
41. Throw smoke grenades. -
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#2Actually, I have eaten a pie in a movie theater. It was awesome. -
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#3Hehe.
ive read credits out loud once and Ripped off one end of a straw wrapper and blown in the straw.
Hehe...oh the good ole days! -
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#4After reading this, I decided to try the "cap gun/fake death" idea, was very funny, and the people like had a heart attack when i did it, then glared at me so evilly when I got back up and went quietly back to my seat! Of course, someone complained and I was chucked outa the theatre -
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#5I once went to a movie I had seen before and repeated every line as loud as I could until the usher told me to leave. -
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#6Light fire works at the very climatic part of a horror movie. or fire crackers. :twisted: -
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#7"Put exlax in the drinks. Lock all the doors."
I wouldnt dare that one. Way too risky, espesh when your locked in there with them! UGH! think of the possibilities. -
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#8:roll: Utterly repulsive Elric, Utterly repulsive. -
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#9No, not repulsive, hilarious!
But the question is, how would you accomplish it? Unless you had some magic invisibility potion or something, I think people would notice you sneaking up and dumping ExLax in their soda. And besides, how would you get locking the doors past the staff?
You could, I suppose, have multiple accomplices, but then you would have to have enough accomplices to slip ExLax into each legitimate movie-goer's drink, and two for the door locking (one to distract the staff, and one to lock it.) -
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#10You could slip it into the tap that the drinks come from, heehee. That way you wouldn't have to worry about each single drink! And you would only need to have one friend, to bar the door.......it could be done -
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#11Some inside conspiring could work wonders here. Befriend a worker at the theatre and get him/her to do the dirty work.
Speaking of dirty work, they may have to hose the theatre seats down after it =/ I'd hate to have to clean up after it :D -
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#12Youve givin me a few ideas at what to do when my parents make me watch the next harry potter movie that comes out... excellent... -
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#13Glad to be of service ducky! :D -
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#14Geez! talk about 'It's a nasty job, but someones gotta do it'. :) -
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#15Heres a new one!
Catapulting small pigs whilst watching the
movie! Its sooo genius it might just work!*Evil giggle*
Now...what to do with the flourescent badgers? -
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#16Hmm...they are not worthy of death by fish-slice or 'Pot noodle'. -
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#17Or, like our dear Avalon, come in from the loo, explain loudly how poop the film is, throw your feet on the chairs in front, hitting two poor boys in the process, and then fart loudly.
Long live Avalon! -
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#18HAHA! omg! i admitt that was damn funny...suprised we didnt get our asses kicked.
The prob was it was making me laugh so much i had 2 repeatedly smack myself over the head with a plastic bottle to get myself 2 shut the hell up!
God...talk about resistance is futile! -
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#192. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.
I do that. Honestly, I can't help it; they can be very funny! :lol: -
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#20You didn't have to write in Large blue font, y'know. -
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#21The best thing to do in the movie is reinact the entire film with about a 5 second delay in front of the theatre, especially with movies that sport a lot of violence! -
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#22I like to ask each individual if the can hear me. -
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#23Another fun thing to do is to lean over and kiss the stranger sitting next to you, then while they're wonder what the ---- you think your doing, stand up and leave. -
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#24YAY! Im back!
Kisses for all XXXXXXXX!
Uh..Magus?
Kiss the compleat random sranger sitting next to you?
hmmm....that could get nasty!
like...'UBER' nasty! Lol -
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#25start throwing popcorn at somebody and start a popcorn fight with your friends! :) That way, you can give other people pre-movie entertainment while you and the rest of the movie goers wait for the appearance of the movie without complaining or being bored witless :) -
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#26I've always been fond of starting up a cheer when someone is getting the beat down. Just as soon as someone starts to get hit cheer and clap, sometimes you can get the whole theatre in on it.
You could also fill up a straw with soda, put a finger over one end to hold it in, then put a drop on the neck of the person in front of you, repeat until the straw is empty then fill it up and do it again.
Tie someones shoelaces together. :twisted:
Find a loud, expendable, noise making toy with wheels. turn it on and send it down the aisle.
Play with a bouncy-ball, hurl it at a wall. Bring a few.
Bring fake swords or those toy lightsabers and have a duel with a friend in front of the screen, works great during boring movies. -
Pretend...
#27This always works if your a girl...
Buy a Soda (canned, cupped or anything) and when your on your seat make sure there is a stranger next to you... and when that stranger is already having fun watching the movie pretend that you accidently spilled the whole cup of soda on his pants, I asure you that stranger will be very mad![That's why you need to be a girl] :twisted: -
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#28That... Wouldn't work... Because you can't "pretend" that you spilled a soda on someone, unless you have a cup of water or something. It's a liquid, see? When you were like "Oops, I spilled my drink on your lap!" and giggled like a little girl, they would look down, not feel wet at all, and say "Uh... No, you didn't." -
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#29[Thats why you need to be a girl]
Maybe thats what she meant captain? -
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#302. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.
I do that. Honestly, I can't help it; they can be very funny! :lol:I have done this once to but the bad thing is someone chopped me at the head and said "Be quiet you damn #$&%$#!!"
Well, It's true they can be funny but I suggest that you really shouldn't laugh... -
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#31A fun but simple little bit of crowd control is to applaud at the end of the film. It's pointless, as no one involved in the project will ever hear your applause (unless you are at an indie festival or the like). However, once one or two people start clapping their hands nearly everyone will automatically join in...