The final battle

1. The final battle

   #1

   I now know what it is that we must do. Now, it is not an easy path, or a short one. It is a path for justice, it is a path for the truth. Now, we must battle, to decide who will win, and who will lose.

2. The final battle

   #2

   i will use my Firepoker of Ashkicking on you. Touche!!

3. The final battle

   #3

   I counterattack, with the almighty spatula of fate. and you are smitted upon the rocks, in oblivion.

4. The final battle

   #4

   Even though you counterattck, i see you coming, duck, and smash you across the face with it. haha!

5. The final battle

   #5

   using my godlike agility, i dodge, and cast the spell of ultimate super death lvl 80. dodge that bitch.

6. The final battle

   #6

   although you might have agility, your accuracy sucks. i easily dodge and use my druid abilities to summon the giant grizzly of doom and he uses his 2 foot long claws to shred you to pieces.

7. The final battle

   #7

   well i summon the mighty leviathan, dragon god of the sea. to smite ye, i like that word. but i seriously... wait no, but i do doubt that you will be able to defeat the leviathan with your puny, fuzzy, actually pretty big compared to me, dog, er cat, whatever.

8. The final battle

   #8

   is that right? well i am wearing my swim suit of water resitance so your dragon doesn't do bs to me. so i summon an arctic blast and freeze the icy water running through the leviathans veins and shatter him with my firepoker.

9. The final battle

   #9

   you cant do that, you cheated

10. The final battle

    #10

    there is no such thing as cheating. it is simply called strategy. besides, you're just jealous of my abilities.

11. The final battle

    #11

    Well then, using my mighty spatula, i Rush at thee with God given speed to vanquish the evil that has plaqued the world. This is a war, and we are soldiers. What if today the war could be over. Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?

12. The final battle

    #12

    OK. sure. you vanquish evil. nothing to do with me. I am not evil, so therefore your Spatula With A Really Bad Name doesn't do you any good. I just kick you in the ass and you fall and get dirt on your face. ha-ha.

13. The final battle

    #13

    EXCALIBUR!!!! I AM UNWORTHY!!!!!! *and he tosses his spatula into the lake, and whaches as a ghastly arm grabs it, and tosses it back at him hitting him in the face.
    "Punk ass kids." the ghastly figure shouts as she resubmerges into the lake.
    It is a sign from god!!! I shall take thine spatula, and give you the bigest ass kicking the world has ever seen!

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