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Are You A Barbarian?!

Started by CaptainPenguin Jan 25, 2004 19 posts Locked

  1. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #1
    Well?!
    Are you?!
    Take this quiz to find out!
    http://www.historychannel.com/barbarians/quiz/barbarian_quiz.html

    I'm Barbarian to the Bone!
    URAAAAAAAGH!
    WRASYA PALKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  2. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #2
    What kind of a person Sighs in disappointment and drives back to their house to brew their own coffee just because their coffe shop is closed!?!?!?!

    Yeah!!! To the BONE!
  3. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #3
    Barbarian to the Bone
    Attila would be proud. You're unstable, violent, erratic, selfish, maniacal and generally a very unpleasant and dangerous human being. With just a little sprinkle of cannibalism and a healthy dose of pillaging, you'd slide perfectly into Barbarian culture like a sharp sword through human flesh.


    Bombard the coffe shop and steal the merchandise :twisted:
  4. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #4
    Barbarian to the Bone
    Attila would be proud. You're unstable, violent, erratic, selfish, maniacal and generally a very unpleasant and dangerous human being. With just a little sprinkle of cannibalism and a healthy dose of pillaging, you'd slide perfectly into Barbarian culture like a sharp sword through human flesh.

    same here but i slide the swords into people all the time so there
  5. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #5
    Hmmm...
    The way things are going, everybody will get the same thing.
  6. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #6
    yep i think so to
  7. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #7
    I filled in random answers and got this

    The Average Joe
    On the surface you're a model citizen, but deep down there lies a tiny seed of barbaric aggression that evolution has been unable to stamp out. You're not ready to join the ranks of the Goths just yet, but with enough time and enough of life's annoyances, you just might discover the sanctity of savagery.
  8. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #8
    Woo! Fairly honest answers got me:
    The Uncouth Comrade
    Like Boss Hogg in a chicken drumstick store, you're only a short step away from plunging over the edge of that giant cliff called society. Sure, you brush your teeth, wash behind your ears and make polite conversation with others, but the instinct of the barbarian is bubbling under the surface of your public persona. Keep it up and the Mongols would be proud to call you one of their own.
  9. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #9
    Yeah! I got this...I think this is a good result...is it? *Meow*

    The King of Civility
    You're the Crown Prince of Politeness. The Saint of Civility. You'd be more at home with the lounge-suited splendor of The Love Boat, rather than the cut and thrust of a Viking ship.
    Barbarian? I don't think so. More like new-born kitten.
  10. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #10
    I'm Uncouth. About where I expected to be.
    The 'Barbarian' answers would be too much work for not enough results, usually.
  11. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #11
    Well, they would probably seem less extreme in the medieval times.
  12. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #12
    Or at least more fun.
  13. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #13
    And here are my results!

    The Average Joe
    On the surface you're a model citizen, but deep down there lies a tiny seed of barbaric aggression that evolution has been unable to stamp out. You're not ready to join the ranks of the Goths just yet, but with enough time and enough of life's annoyances, you just might discover the sanctity
  14. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #14
    The Average Joe
    On the surface you're a model citizen, but deep down there lies a tiny seed of barbaric aggression that evolution has been unable to stamp out. You're not ready to join the ranks of the Goths just yet, but with enough time and enough of life's annoyances, you just might discover the sanctity of savagery.

    I think it's actually right you know?
  15. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #15
    My AHHW membership would be revoked if I was too civilized (too much hypocricy in human civilization). I am merely uncouth.

    Sniff.

    Of course this quiz goes from very civilized, somewhat civilized, reasonable civilized, and total barbarian... did we not miss a few steps between reasonably civilized and total barbarian.
  16. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #16
    Like Boss Hogg in a chicken drumstick store, you're only a short step away from plunging over the edge of that giant cliff called society. Sure, you brush your teeth, wash behind your ears and make polite conversation with others, but the instinct of the barbarian is bubbling under the surface of your public persona. Keep it up and the Mongols would be proud to call you one of their own

    :!:
  17. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #17
    This test was stupid. Sorry it just was. One knows oh all to well what answers leads too this and that conclusion.

    *Mike walks off gesturing with his arms and muttering to himself.
  18. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #18
    The King of Civility
    You're the Crown Prince of Politeness. The Saint of Civility. You'd be more at home with the lounge-suited splendor of The Love Boat, rather than the cut and thrust of a Viking ship.
    Barbarian? I don't think so. More like new-born kitten.

    ----

    Sort of a dissappointing quiz for the history channel.
  19. Are You A Barbarian?!

    #19
    Result here:

    Barbarian to the Bone
    Attila would be proud. You're unstable, violent, erratic, selfish, maniacal and generally a very unpleasant and dangerous human being. With just a little sprinkle of cannibalism and a healthy dose of pillaging, you'd slide perfectly into Barbarian culture like a sharp sword through human flesh.

    Go me!! :D

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