If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

1. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

   #41

   Well, at the moment, mine is Haethar Silverfire. It was Elessar Pallenen, then it was Monathaen Shylathain.

2. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

   #42

   You people are insane!!! Have you know pride or have any care for the valour and dignity that is Fantasy Rp and literature, All I pictured was a place where people whose favourite Rpg characters that were elf based could discuss things that we liked about the elvish race, I then thought it would lead other to do the same for dwarves, men or even orcs!! So hen we could mae our own little xlubs, but bo, you guys had to screw things up while they were ahead, you people disgust me. *Spits at their feet and hands Haether a role of toilet paper(Charmin, t really is smooth!!)*

3. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

   #43

   Yeah, one thing that you learn about us really quick is that we're all insane and far too easily amused. Besides, the whole "little club" thing don't work too well, and we really don't care all that much.
   And not everyone is in love with elves.

4. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

   #44

   I'll try to start this over, given the ancient history of elves in all the realms, I find that their stories would be most interesting, So if you have any (appropriate) stories of heroïsme or valour of elves, Please write them, I am sure I am not the only one who would like to see them.

5. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

   #45

   The elves are beings who evolved from salamanders who dwelt at the bottom of the big murky pond of life. They hauled themselves out and then promptly became stuck-up pointy-eared bastards with nothing better to do than make random magic items and act holier-than-thou!

6. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

   #46

   Im sure some of you have heard, or read about Drizzt DoUrden. He was a DnD hero, and probably one of the, if not the, most famous one. I would recommend the novels that are written about him by R.A.Salvatore. They start with the novel "homeland". its about a young drow who grows up in a society where he doesn't belong.( like we havent heard that enough) But the events that occur that unfold his life make this book worth reading.

7. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

   #47

   I read it already, I own Homeland

8. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

   #48

   Heh-heh-heh-heh....
   That's right, Elfkin. You and your elfy kind are but self-absorbed salamanders!

9. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

   #49

   Cap, kindly quit trying to initiate a flame war.

10. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #50

    Aw!
    But it would be fun!
    Can't you see the fun? The happy games and fun?!
    Fun?!! FUN?!
    WEEEEEEEEEEE!

11. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #51

    Jez' kidding!
    I bestow upon Elfkin the Golden Prize for Trying Real Hard.
    Congratulations!

12. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #52

    I am a ranger from the south. I am a friend of the elfs. You may call me clausse. in mnemian this means stranger.

13. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #53

    .... rightt....... I own about 50 of his books of the Forgotten Realms series..

14. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #54

    which include homeland and exile and about 50 other books!

15. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #55

    I used to be really into those books, bt then I thought it was getting a bit lame, I mean the thing with the orcs attacking Mithril hall and all, I thought it was a bit Lord o the ringish, Salvatoe must've watched t he movie, got really pumped and wrote it this way

16. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #56

    what happend to the topic you guys went way off of it

17. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #57

    I dunno, it shifted

18. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #58

    Well, you see, nobody cares about the topic. Therefore, we have drifted to a topic which we are interested in.

19. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #59

    Kal, be quiet. Topics are trivial. Conversations drift. Yo.

20. hmmmmm......

    #60

    I personally like half-elves
    
    
    -Amithraniel, pizza dilivery girl of the woodland relm

21. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #61

    half elves are ok, but how many truly mate inner-species? I like any elf who is willing to stand up and proclaim he or she is'nt such a prude as they usually come off as!

22. why do i bother...

    #62

    Well... to please everyone who liked the threads original idea:
    My name is Sentarious V'Laar. Im a High Elf and I enjoy long walks across unchartered terrain.
    
    And to keep the current topic alive...
    I personally like Aquatic Elves, and now that I think about it they may just be evolved salamanders. Works for me.

23. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #63

    I don't like the thread's original idea. Let's trash the thread instead!
    
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

24. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #64

    *crumples thread into little ball, pulls other trashed threads in until ball is right size and weight, then plays a huge soccer game with the trashed threads before kicking them into the waste bucket!*

25. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #65

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

26. If thou art of elven race, write thy name below.

    #66

    *pulls out AK47 and blows away annoying Spanish announcer before realizing he was giving him a compliment.*
    
    "Whoops, My bad!"

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