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7 Things about Kong: Skull Island By: Scrasamax

Obvious spoiler warning is obvious

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Players
by Scrasamax
on April 22, 2018
Comments/Ideas: 0
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7 Things about Valerian and the City of a Thousand Worlds By: Scrasamax

Observations about Luc Besson's Valerian and the City of a Thousand Worlds

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - In General
by Scrasamax
on March 21, 2018
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 391
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7 Things Wrong with The Walking Dead By: Scrasamax

The Walking Dead has seen its rating plummet and critics score fall as well. This is not a fluke, and can be ascribed to a number of issues.

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Game Mastering
by Scrasamax
on February 26, 2018
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 468
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7 Things about Bright By: Scrasamax

Bright is Netflix's new fantasy buddy cop drama staring Will Smith

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - In General
by Scrasamax
on January 17, 2018
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 650
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7 Things about Star Wars: The Last Jedi By: Scrasamax

Seriously, there are a lot of spoilers in here

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - Genre
by Scrasamax
on December 26, 2017
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 599
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7 Things About Fate of the Furious By: Scrasamax

Not surprising, wife and I attended the Thursday night showing of F8 of the Furious. Obvious spoiler alert warning is obvious.

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - Genre
by Scrasamax
on April 14, 2017
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 796
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7 Things About The Fast and the Furious By: Scrasamax

Fun fact: I have an independently owned local theatre that does fun little things, like a one night showing of the 2001 The Fast and the Furious. While not new, it was fun to see a favorite movie on the big(ish) screen again.

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - In General
by Scrasamax
on April 9, 2017
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 677
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7 Things About Beauty and the Beast By: Scrasamax

Recently attended a showing of the 2017 Beauty and the Beast starring Emma Watson. The following are my thoughts on the movie

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - In General
by Scrasamax
on April 9, 2017
Comments/Ideas: 0
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Inappropriate Tech By: Scrasamax

Squishy tech for the Cosmic Era's behind closed doors

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - Genre
by Scrasamax
on February 11, 2017
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 720
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Ta'Xet and Ultima By: Scrasamax

The great paradoxes of the Universe is that everything follows almost exactly the same course, yet in doing so, is somehow still unique and with importance and value.

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - Genre
by Scrasamax
on December 28, 2016
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 711
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7 Things about Writing Women By: Scrasamax

7 Things about writing women in fiction.

SATIRE

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - In General
by Scrasamax
on December 28, 2016
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 643
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7 Things About Fant4stic By: Scrasamax

While no means a great film, Fant4stic Four isn't nearly as bad as critics would have you believe.

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - Genre
by Scrasamax
on December 21, 2016
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 527
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7 Things About Suicide Squad By: Scrasamax

Spoilers ahead, Scrasamax's take on Suicide Squad

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Players
by Scrasamax
on August 16, 2016
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 861
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7 Futurists Predict the Cosmic Era By: Scrasamax

Found this article in 'the facebooks' and it read like a breakdown of the Cosmic Era.

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - Genre
by Scrasamax
on December 18, 2015
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 1223
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The Last Submission About Voting and Commenting By: Scrasamax

1. Please comment and vote

2. Seriously, please comment and vote

3. Don't be a d!ck about it
Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Citadel Help
by Scrasamax
on August 29, 2015
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 1262
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7 Things Wrong with Godzilla 2014 By: Scrasamax

Everything wrong with the 2014 Godzilla

Spoilers, obviously

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - Genre
by Scrasamax
on April 28, 2015
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 1176
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7 Things Wrong with Transformers: Age of Extinction By: Scrasamax

Op-ed regarding the baygasm that is Age of Extinction. Spoilers ahead if you haven't seen the movie.

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - In General
by Scrasamax
on April 7, 2015
Comments/Ideas: 1
Hits: 885
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27/30 Bad Things about Treasure By: Cheka Man

So your PCs have won their quest, be it slaying a mighty dragon with a magical weapon of old, beating a crime boss, or vanquishing a mighty wizard or wight, and they have taken possession of the treasure. Chest after chest of gold and silver coins, gold bars, and every kind of jewel and gemstone is theirs for the taking. If they are not careful, they may find that their trouble has only just begun.

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - In General
by Cheka Man
on December 15, 2014
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 1592
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18 Gifts from Elder Gods, Outer Gods, and Cosmic Horrors By: Scrasamax

18 gifts laden with madness, tainted with corruption, and otherwise as horrible as they are powerful.

Intended to be a 30, but blessed by Cult of Done

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Gaming - Genre
by Scrasamax
on April 25, 2014
Comments/Ideas: 0
Hits: 1495
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7 Things About Criticism By: Scrasamax

Criticism can be a very powerful and valuable tool if you understand how to give it, and more importantly, how to accept it.

Categories: Humor/ Editorial, Citadel Help
by Scrasamax
on February 23, 2014
Comments/Ideas: 0
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