Guild Matters--conversations with the council

1. Guild Matters--conversations with the council

   #1

   Sometimes, with the proper coaxing, I can get the long-dead spirits of the legendary Three Dwarven Masters to briefly emerge from their forge-phylacteries and ask them their thoughts on all matters pertaining to the Dwarven Guild.
   
   
   Iron-Ghost: We have come
   Stonebladder: I am hungry
   Pebbledust: Hrmmph-pshaw!
   
   Me: Thank you bearded elders for your time, just wanted to share guild news with you.
   
   Iron-Ghost: proceed then, smooth-cheeked one
   
   Me: Yes, well, ok. There are a few new dwarven guild pledges and I merely seek your opinions. First there is val--err--Dorak Stonehammer. Your thoughts gentle-dwarves.
   
   Stonebladder: Who?
   Iron-Ghost: I knew a Stonehammer once
   Pebbledust: I like him.
   Me: Why?
   Pebbledust: His great-uncle invented the Dwarven Lighting Bottle
   Me: M'kay.
   
   Me: Then there is Agar...
   
   Stonebladder: Who?
   Iron-Ghost: We knew an Agar once.
   Pebbledust: Good dwarven name!
   Me: That is not his dwarven name---ah, never-mind.
   Pebbledust: I like him.
   Me: Why?
   Pebbledust: he once gifted us fifty Centipede Nails
   
   Me: Right. Next we have Grothar Rockfury
   
   Stonebladder: Who?
   Iron-Ghost: I knew a Rockfury once
   Stonebladder: Ah, yes, the ruler of that other guild.
   Iron-Ghost: He crafted our fine, masterwork Guild-Symbol!
   Pebbledust: I like him.
   Me: Ok, then.
   
   Me: And what of axlerowes?
   
   Iron-Ghost: I've never known an axlerowes
   Stonebladder: He writes of banks
   Pebbledust: We like banks
   Iron-Ghost: He needs a dwarven name
   Me: I'll let him know.
   
   Iron-Ghost: What of you then?
   Me: Who?
   Stonebladder: You have yet to officially join.
   Me: Yes, well, I'm trying you see---
   Iron-Ghost: We can easily find another Guild Leader
   Me: I'm going as fast as I can!
   Pebbledust: A rolling moss gathers no stones
   Me: What?
   Stonebladder: Just giving you another dwarven proverb
   Me: That does not make any sense.
   Iron-Ghost: Do not question the council!
   Me: Right. Sorry.
   
   
   
   
   

2. Re: Guild Matters--conversations with the council

   #2

   This is great :)
   

3. Re: Guild Matters--conversations with the council

   #3

   Do not question the council! LOL
   
   Oh, and I gave Grothar's Drinking Horn back in the day. Council is probably using it right now. :)

4. Re: Guild Matters--conversations with the council

   #4

   That is actually entertaining and Im not a dwarf.
   

5. Re: Guild Matters--conversations with the council

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   Iron-Ghost: We return
   Pebbledust: Where to?
   Stonebladder: To this place they call a Dwarven Guild.
   
   Me: Oh, what a surprise! I wasn't expecting you, until the Sandstone Festival.
   
   Iron-Ghost: Nevertheless...
   Pebbledust: We have concerns with your chosen Dwarven name.
   Me: What's wrong with Ironball Steelbutter?
   Iron-Ghost: You assume that if you combine some sort of metal with some incongruous word, that will a Dwarven name make?!
   Me: Well--
   Stonebladder: Or if you combine a mineral with a body part?
   Me: I uhh--
   Pebbledust: Or pebble and dust??!!
   Me: Ummm
   
   Me: Oh, hey in other news, our Guild grows stronger daily!
   
   Pebbledust: Yes, we saw. Dwarven quirks?
   Iron-Ghost: Dwarves have no quirks!
   Stonebladder: We are flawless.
   Me: Indeed, but--
   
   Iron-Ghost: Tell us of this axlerowes
   Me: He is a fine member of our Guild.
   Pebbledust: He scratches single runes on giant stones!
   Me: What?
   Stonebladder: Tell him to stop wasting so much stone! He scratches away at a new one for every new thought!
   Me: I'll let him know.
   
   Iron-Ghost: Now then, what of the annual Guild fees and dues?
   Stonebladder: You think we can survive on your Dwarven tales alone?
   Pebbledust: Give us goooooold!
   Me: I have to run guys.
   

6. Re: Guild Matters--conversations with the council

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   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0
   
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7. Re: Guild Matters--conversations with the council

   #7

   We have our Anthem :)

8. Re: Guild Matters--conversations with the council

   #8

   Okay, wow. I thought that was going to be annoying, but decided to stick it out and keep listening. That's strangely addictive. o.o

9. Re: Guild Matters--conversations with the council

   #9

   Listen to Diggy Diggy Hole....how can you not become a dwarf?
   

10. Re: Guild Matters--conversations with the council

    #10

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7EAdPUqvQ
    
    That was the first version I heard, a remix of course, but the one my son and I became addicted for a bit. Then we moved on to Guy on a Buffalo and Nature Walk (That's Neat).
    
    But yes, that is why I became a dwarf.

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