HaroldWiggle's Random Submissions - ( 4 )
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The Cup that Floweth Over By: HaroldWiggle
‘You are freed from all cares brothers and sisters! All worries! All need to toil and labour for the baron's taxes, in the guild's fields and for the peddler's wares! All the drink you could ever need!' Final words of an extremely drunk hedge conjurer by name of Oates Greenlock. |
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215xp
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The Face on Every Coin, Dini the Goddess of Currency By: HaroldWiggle
A goddess with a holy object of veneration in every pocket, wallet and bank; as well as down the sides of the big comfy chair in the inn. |
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The Spirit of Urban flora By: HaroldWiggle
'A demonic plant? Don't be daft, go research something useful to society.' 'But-but the p-plant! It's evil! It must be destroyed!' 'Now the flowers bloom all year round thanks to the most holy Spirit of Urban flora. It just takes a little blood.' |
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Chum Bucket By: HaroldWiggle
If you need bait in a hurry and the ogres won't get out of the way, you need the Chum Bucket |
by HaroldWiggle
190xp
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